So Here’s How That Whole Olivier Martinez Destroying Gabriel Aubry’s Face Thing Ended

November 30th, 2012 // 36 Comments

Despite Oliver Martinez punching his beautiful French Canadian face into a Picasso, Gabriel Aubry and Halle Berry surprisingly reached a speedy agreement yesterday that will allow Gabriel to still see his daughter Nahla which means Halle Berry is dead. She died. That’s the only way this could’ve happened. RadarOnline reports:

According to sources connected to the case: “Olivier will NOT be present in the future during the times that Nahla is dropped off and picked up between Gabriel and Halle. This was very important to Gabe going forward because he feared for his safety. Gabe was supposed to have Nahla on Thanksgiving, according to their custody agreement, but Halle asked if she could have the little girl that day and Gabe said yes. He had no obligation to do so, but he had been acting in good faith and knew it meant a lot to Halle, so he did it. Gabe was absolutely blindsided by Olivier and his rage.”

So even though Halle Berry’s spent every waking moment since they broke up trying to screw him out of his seeing his daughter, Gabriel still was the bigger man and brought the kid over early on Thanksgiving only to get thanked with a face full of pavement by a former boxer. I want to say at least this had a happy ending, but I’m not seeing the part where Halle and Olivier get eaten by bears. Seems to be missing from my report…

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  1. Cock Dr

    Martinez should be jailed.
    Is he even being charged with anything at all?

  2. Former boxer? WTF
    He should be jailed and the kid should be given to Gabe, ASAP.
    No shit she settled. She is lucky Gabe is nice.

  3. Gamer

    Looks like Gabe is looking out for the best interests of the kid and he’s not going to play tug of war with her.

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    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Guard, keep a look out for Gabriel. He’s a mad man. Should have seen him smashing his face in the pavement when I said Nahla didn’t want to see him because she was scared. Oh, you didn’t know she was scared of him?! She is! Just ask Olivier.

  5. alex

    LOL eaten by bears…

    I remember her being interviewed on the press junket when she was playing Storm in the X-Men and she bashed the whole thing. This was before EVERY movie was a comic related movie and she bashed it. As if to say, well its really stupid but its a paycheck. Fuck her and her perfect tits.

    • ChaCha

      Well, in all fairness it was no Catwoman.

    • Jack Ketch

      Ha, the “perfect tits” are fakers. She’s a vindictive cunt. Her current relationship will run its course, trust me. Somehow with her, the men always get blamed … it ain’t all their fault; it’s the way they get treated. Did I mention she was a cunt ? She’s a cunt.

  6. And I love that you just completely ignore the fact that the police department ruled that Gabriel was the aggressor and attacked first. So, Oliver shouldn’t have defended himself just because he’s a former boxer? They aren’t pressing charges because they are saying it was “mutual combat.”

    http://www.tmz.com/2012/11/28/gabriel-halle-olivier-martinez-halle-berry-police-report-instigator-fight/

    • inkydink

      mutual combat, my ass. that’s all just part of the agreement. if it was mutual combat WHY doesn’t that squinty eyed frog have to pay ALL Gabriel’s medical bills and WHY does Ms. Cuntiest Cunt have to pay his legal bills for filing a OOP from the squinty eyed frog? This isn’t over. Just wait until the squinty eyed frog drumps Halle and she loses her batshit crazy mind.

    • Reece

      Just because the police department put something in their writeup doesn’t make it true. Gabriel’s version of what happened seems way more plausible. Oliver obviously knows how to fight, if Gabriel really came at him it would be easy for him to stop him quickly. The pictures of Gabriel’s face tell me that it wasnt a simple knock out and that Oliver went a little overboard.

      They aren’t pressing charges because they re celebrities and they (Halle, Oliver, & Gabriel) don’t want to draw this out. If they regular ppl charges would be laid

    • Cher X

      Shut up Meg.

    • it had to be said

      Just to get all legal on you, even if Aubry was the initial aggressor, the amount of force that can be legally used is the minimum required to thwart the attack. As opposed to, say, slamming the dude’s face into the driveway a bunch of times. So, Olivier probably should be keeping a low profile and hoping Berry can smooth everything over.

  7. El Jefe

    This is why men and women you need to pick very carefully who you sleep with and especially have kids with. Gabriel should have vetted Halle Berry like she was being considered to be a Supreme Court justice or like she was applying for a mortgage. Now he is stuck with crazy forever.

  8. Ms. Dee

    Gabrielis much nice tha most would be. Oliver should have to spend time in prison for what happened. I imagine that the little girl will never forget this, and will leave HB as soon as she is old enough to get the hell away from her! I will continue praying for Gabriel and his daughter. OM needs to beat the chit outta HB for all of this I’m hoping that Gabriel will soon find a nice DECENT girl that’s deserving of him, and can love is little daughter as he does. He’s young enough to have more children, while HB’ s time for child bearing is running out!

    • Not ONE member of the Bush administration has been prosecuted for war crimes. Not ONE of the bankers that fucked up this economy has been prosecuted. George Zimmerman is still out on bail after killing Treyvon Martin. And you’re thinking Oliver Martinez should be in prison for beating the snot out of Gabriel Aubrey?

      They won’t imprison him. He wasn’t holding any weed.

      (Just for the record, I agree that he went overboard and should make some sort of restitution, but prison? It ain’t gonna happen!)

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    Is she morphing into Bruno Mars?

  10. tlmck

    Halle uses such good judgement when picking men.

  11. pff

    Perez Hilton definitely took over Thesuperficial. Reading this “beautiful French Canadian face” and picking his side just because I don’t even know why…leaves no doubt in my mind.

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    pff
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    still would.

  13. I didn’t think of this until right now, but did this ass-whooping take place in front of Nahla? Did she watch her dad get his clock cleaned? If so, then Olivier Martinez should be shot, but only in the feet. That’s not something that any child should be exposed to.

    YOU HEAR ME, FLOYD MAYWEATHER?

  14. Carl

    Who took over this site. It’s not what it use to be. Now a bunch of bitter old women are running it.

  15. Anushka

    I’ll never know why anyone would think this uggly, old whore should be depicted as beautiful.

  16. tuliplady

    There was once an interview I read that stated that Berry said she just wanted a child – and not a red cent/contact from the guy. So she found the best looking man she could and had said kid. Dont think it was ever her intention to have him be in their lives – and he fell for it. Too bad.

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