So Here’s How That Whole Olivier Martinez Destroying Gabriel Aubry’s Face Thing Ended

The Superficial / November 30, 2012

Despite Oliver Martinez punching his beautiful French Canadian face into a Picasso, Gabriel Aubry and Halle Berry surprisingly reached a speedy agreement yesterday that will allow Gabriel to still see his daughter Nahla which means Halle Berry is dead. She died. That’s the only way this could’ve happened. RadarOnline reports:

According to sources connected to the case: “Olivier will NOT be present in the future during the times that Nahla is dropped off and picked up between Gabriel and Halle. This was very important to Gabe going forward because he feared for his safety. Gabe was supposed to have Nahla on Thanksgiving, according to their custody agreement, but Halle asked if she could have the little girl that day and Gabe said yes. He had no obligation to do so, but he had been acting in good faith and knew it meant a lot to Halle, so he did it. Gabe was absolutely blindsided by Olivier and his rage.”

So even though Halle Berry’s spent every waking moment since they broke up trying to screw him out of his seeing his daughter, Gabriel still was the bigger man and brought the kid over early on Thanksgiving only to get thanked with a face full of pavement by a former boxer. I want to say at least this had a happy ending, but I’m not seeing the part where Halle and Olivier get eaten by bears. Seems to be missing from my report…

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