Halle Berry Wore a Bikini For Her Birthday

August 15th, 2011 // 139 Comments

This may come as a shock to a lot of you, but Halle Berry has really awesome breasts. So here they are in Malibu yesterday where she celebrated her 45th birthday, yet looked light years more awesome than the 38-year-old Heidi Klum. — From the front anyway. Granted, Halle’s only had one kid to Heidi’s four because deciding to tempt fate and perpetually shit out babies while working as a model is always an awesome idea. That’s like being an Olympic runner and every couple of years letting Kathy Bates’ character from Misery break your legs to show awesome your genes are. Just because you can do something, doesn’t mean you should. (See: Reid, Tara; marriage of.)

Photo: Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. kulit

    daammmnnnn… i covet her body. gives most us girls in our 20s a run for our money. her midriff is actually sexier than her boobs. too bad she’s batshit crazy.

  2. kulit

    life is so unfair. billy bob thornton got to hit that AND angelina jolie. wtf?

  3. welldoneson

    Apparently she thinks her ass is way too fat.
    I tend to agree.

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    fandy
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    woahhhhh did you see the shitter on that critter????

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    fandy
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    she needs to stay in that position, when she is at the beach

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    fandy
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    rippppppppp…….ahhhhhhhh

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    guestspeaker
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    so if Halle can’t get rid of her butt cellulite (and she looks like she works out like crazy) where is the hope for the rest of us :(

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    gumption
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    BBBAAAAASSSSTTTTAAAARRRDDDDD!

  9. dontkillthemessenger

    How many better looking 45 year-old women have ever existed on this planet… 4 or 5, at best? And people here are complaining about her ass and craziness.

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    gumption
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    Thank you for these pics , I saw a cute little boy today and started to get weak on the wanting children topic again, my will has been renewed and my resolve remains strong not to commit such unholy crimes to my body.

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    TomFrank
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    For the first time, I wish I could change places with Rumer Willis.

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    TomFrank
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    Quentin Tarantino just came.

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    TomFrank
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    “Honey, I thought we agreed you weren’t going to make fun of her anymore. And they broke up, so you can stop calling her ‘Aunt Kim.’ “

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    Misana
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    Her daughter is too cute.

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    emily
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    LOOK AT PIC 5 ZOOMED IN AND SHE’S GOT 6 TOES!!!

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    bruce
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    I will build me a house in her and will not come out.

  17. forrest gump

    she is a shame to the black society.
    ………..AND SHE KNOWS IT!!!

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    Hlifino
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    She still looks good to me I would not kick her out of bed for a few stretch marks!!!

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    barbosa
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    youre right!? she does have polydactyly sp.?… I hate toes; i wish i didnt have any, let alone 6

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    barbosa
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    aha..her flaw!

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    BecauseSheFine
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    She never gets old! Halle is top 10 for life!

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    Jade
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    I don’t think she looks that bad. Take pictures of the average 20-year old in a bikini in the sun and you’ll get pics far worse than this one. If I could have her figure at that age I would count myself lucky.

  23. Manowl

    I dont care about her stretch marks, her alleged big ass, her crazy or her fakeboobyness… I would lick her from head to toe, and build a shrine dedicated to her hotness. And frolick among the lifeless bodies of any who deny said hotness. Just sayin’

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    Manowl
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    The nipple slip that never was

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    Tim
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    I want to fill that gap with my baby making cream

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    Duke
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    My whole world just crumbled to pieces. Motherfucker!

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    photoggirl
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    why are these candids airbrushed?

  28. Amanda

    She’s gorgeous with a great body. Takes care of herself, too.

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    B-O-N-E-R
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    I find this difficult to masturbate to.

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    a powers
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    nipple

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    a powers
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    see, you just gotta bend em over and all the imperfections go away

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    Perplexity
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    I’d be crying too if I was weaned off of those

  33. Steve

    WOW!!!!!

  34. DollFace

    White guys are so gross. You all should rot in hell for having such tiny penises. It’s gotta be a joke right *as I look down*

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    Jason
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    she looks like the type of girl who would let you fuck her on the kitchen counter while the kids are at school

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    Shelly
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    That woman appears to be a present mother, look great and be really successful in life. I have to say, You go girl!

  37. Harry Poindexter

    I love Halle Berry the only real 007 girl/Urantian archangels forever please chow chakabra

  38. Tee

    Honestly I think her ass her so gross! I can proudly say I have a better ass than Halle Berry : ) Her tits are great, although definitely fake. Her tummy looks great too, not sure if its been tucked or not. Her nose also looks better, even though it is fake too. For a fake chic, hey, she does look pretty hot!

  39. jim

    the kid is ugly and halle is old and ugly, go to 25,18,8, pictures, please she is far overrated, and we are sick of looking at this mess.

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    Thats it, hide that big black ass in a bunch of hip hugging wraps. It only makes them cheeks look bigger.

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    Misana
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    This is a beautiful pic of that little girl

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    maeby
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    This is what she looks like AFTER having a baby?? I hate my life.

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    Cunts
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    shut up you cunt, nobody is perfect look in a fucking mirrow you ugly ass motherfuckers, no wonder why you all bastards are still single, you can accep a real women flaws and all, fuck you all, you will never gonna find a woman that is haf better than her!

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