Halle Berry Wore a Bikini For Her Birthday

This may come as a shock to a lot of you, but Halle Berry has really awesome breasts. So here they are in Malibu yesterday where she celebrated her 45th birthday, yet looked light years more awesome than the 38-year-old Heidi Klum. — From the front anyway. Granted, Halle’s only had one kid to Heidi’s four because deciding to tempt fate and perpetually shit out babies while working as a model is always an awesome idea. That’s like being an Olympic runner and every couple of years letting Kathy Bates’ character from Misery break your legs to show awesome your genes are. Just because you can do something, doesn’t mean you should. (See: Reid, Tara; marriage of.)

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