Haley Joel Osment is in the hospital

July 20th, 2006 // 60 Comments
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18-year-old Haley Joel Osment has been hospitalized after losing control of his 1995 Saturn and flipping it after hitting a brick pillar. He was awake and talking following the crash and was taken to Huntington Hospital.

First of all, Haley Joel Osment is 18? I could’ve sworn he was still six or something. And why is he driving a 1995 Saturn? With the money he has he should be driving around in an Aston Martin. Or a rocket ship. Or, considering he doesn’t know how to drive, a tank.


  1. YouWannaBMe

    @36- You’re right, I should have made that an option… Sorry :)

  2. Vas Deferens

    Saturn paid him to do this. This is actually all an advertisement for used 1995 Saturns.

  3. Joey bag o' donuts

    Wasting away again in McCaulley Calkinville. This poor bastards life is about to become hell. He is now entering the Former Child Star Zone. I don’t blame him for trying to off himself. His parents blew his bread and he knows he can’t get a job anymore. There is no market for Billy Mumy look alikes. At least he had the decency to use the 95 Saturn because he didn’t want to f-up the Benz. Look at what this guy has to look foward to. His body produces zero testosterone so he will remain in a pre-pube state forever. Female child stars, for the most part, evolve into women (ex. Christina Applegate and Drew Barrymore) This guy will walk around looking like a bum and trying to hide the fact that his johnson is in a permenant state of shrinkage and he can’t grow hair on his gones. He’s doomed to be tabloid joke and he knows it. Maybe someone will create a show like “Charles in Charge” and save his life but I doubt it. He needs to go out and buy another POS and try it again. Maybe something without airbags this time.

    While we’re on the subject, did they know Gary Coleman was going to grow up to be a midget? I don’t think kids should be used in movies and TV. I think it should be midgets. Dwarfs could play teenagers. They’re the ones that need jobs, not kids. Then we wouldn’t have people like Haley Joel Osment commiting Saturn abuse.

  4. What are you people nuts he’s HOT as HELL.YOU PEOPLE ONLY KNOW HOW TO RIB ON PPL THAT YOUR JEALOUS OF!all people try drinking of whatever. HALEY IS SO NOT GAY!!! AND WHAT IF HE LIKES HIS 1995 SATURN. You ppl needa get a life! He’s just like a regular teen! You ppl must be really old to not know what teens do these days. yeah it’s crazy what teens do these days and that he drove drunk but he’s a person and no ones perfect everyone makes mistakes.Why dont you ppl just rib on yourselves or some other messed up teen star like the olsens or britney spears.And all child stars parents don’t take their kids money! they save it so they can use it when their older!And being a star is hard work you got pressure about everything.He’s a nice kid and he’s a GREAT actor. Who do u thinks a good actor? lINDSAY LOHAN AND MARYKATE OH PLEASE THATS A GOOD ONE!WHAT THE HELL ARE U ON DRUGS HOW WOULD U KNOW WHAT HIS PUBES,DICK AND SPERM ARE LIKE AND HE IS DEFF NOT GONNA EVOLVE IN A WOMEN! AND THAT MIDGET SAYING IS SO NOT GONNA HAPPEN THEY USE EVERYONE SHORT, SKINNY, FAT, MIDGETS,TALL,KIDS,ADULT,AND BABIES! I THINK YOU FORGOT YOU WERE A KID ONCE! PPL HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY ABOUT TEENS AND KIDS WHEN ITS NOT THEIR KIDS OR THEM WHEN THEY WERE LITTLE.AND YOU ARE WRONG WITH HALEY SHOULD DRIVE A CAR WITH OUT A AIR BAG THATS DANGEROUS AND VERY CRUEL TO SAY ABOUT A PERSON.ALL OF U’S SOUND OLD AND CLUELESS ABOUT TODAYS SOCIETY! PEOPLE ARE DOING SOMETHING WORSE THEN WHAT HALEY JOEL OSMENT DID! YOU’S SHOULD BE A LITTLE CONCRNED TOO EVEN IF U DONT LIKE OR U MISS JUDGE HIM! I’M NOT SAYING U HAVE TO LIKE HIM BUT DONT SAY MEAN THINGS THAT U’R OWN KIDS COULD BE DOING LIKE DOING DRUGS OR DRINKING OR WORSE PROSTITUTING,RAPING,OR OTHER THINGS! I’M NOT SAYING THEY DO THOSE THINGS I’M JUST SAYING THEY COULD BE DOING THINGS LIKE THAT OR IF U DONT HAVE KIDS SOMEONE CLOSE TO U COULD BE DOING THINGS OR WHEN U HAVE KIDS THEY’LL DO THINGS YOUR PROBABLY SAYNG NO THEY WONT OR WOULDN’T BUT U WOULD NEVER KNOW! AND THAT THE TRUTH EVEN THE SHY,QUIETEST,OR THE NICEST KID COULD DO THOSE THINGS SO THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK.

  5. Its funny..in 1999 he won the Saturn Award for best young actor…in 2006 he drives a saturn station wagon…how nuts is that? Only in Hollywood.

  6. Free Your Mime

    Its funny..in 1999 he won the Saturn Award for best young actor…in 2006 he drives a saturn station wagon…how nuts is that? Only in Hollywood.

  7. Its funny..in 1999 he won the Saturn Award for best young actor…in 2006 he drives a saturn station wagon…how nuts is that? Only in Hollywood.

  8. Andre Havenga

    Isn’t it strange how easily people can become envious about someone famous? Instead of trying to encourage Haley’s talent people are just saying mean things about him to discourage him. If you don’t like him why did you search for his arrest on the internet? I guess you just can’t stand the fact that he’s such a good actor and you’re not. If you don’t like him and you saw some of his movies, why? Why would you watch his upcoming movie(s) if you think he’s gay, evolving into a woman or there’s something wrong with his sperm? Then you must surely not be a big fan of him! Why do you have such an interest in finding something about him on the internet then? Concerning the saturn, I have found out of my own experience that by having and/or doing something that is concidered as being commen actually keeps you humble. Besides, the thing that matters the least is a car! It’s just earthly materials. Haley’s parents are good parents in helping him with his career and for general support. I am a strait guy and bearing this in mind I would say that Haley is a good-looking guy. I wish him the best of luck. Just a last comment: Would all of you saying bad things about Haley be able to say it in public or in front of him?

  9. Andre Havenga

    Just as a metter of interest I think that all of you should know that Haley was a straight-A-student the last time I saw a web page of him. This included quite difficult subjects like science and maths.

  10. How can these kids be so adorable when they are young and they turn into these ugly adults? He’s no different then every other 18 year old…experimenting and screwing up , hopefully he learned his lesson

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