18-year-old Haley Joel Osment has been hospitalized after losing control of his 1995 Saturn and flipping it after hitting a brick pillar. He was awake and talking following the crash and was taken to Huntington Hospital.
First of all, Haley Joel Osment is 18? I could’ve sworn he was still six or something. And why is he driving a 1995 Saturn? With the money he has he should be driving around in an Aston Martin. Or a rocket ship. Or, considering he doesn’t know how to drive, a tank.
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SoftBlueGlow | July 20, 2006 at 1:37 pm
Oh my god this kid is stupid.
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
SoftBlueGlow | July 20, 2006 at 1:38 pm
I have to agree though, he should be driving a better car than that as dumb as he is.
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
jrzmommy | July 20, 2006 at 1:41 pm
I see bad driver people
joker13 | July 20, 2006 at 1:41 pm
That’s too bad.
joker13 | July 20, 2006 at 1:43 pm
You need to update with the picture.I don’t think he’s ACTUALLY 6.
francesfarmer | July 20, 2006 at 1:47 pm
yeah way too many “I see…” or didn’t see jokes in this post. A 1995 Saturn?? Even Frankie Muniz can beat this guy out, poor kid
leahdeadly | July 20, 2006 at 1:50 pm
This is hilarious. I mean, obviously not the part about him getting into an accident, but the fact that he’s driving around a 1995 saturn POS? Whats next? A minivan with fake wood panelling?
Pay it Forward was a sick movie.
scrooge | July 20, 2006 at 1:53 pm
Our little Haley Joel is now old enough to drink and drive. Someone take a picture.
criscodisco | July 20, 2006 at 1:53 pm
He barely broke 6 figures for The Sixth Sense, even though Bruce Willis made 14 million and the actress playing his mother made 1 mil.
He probably is broke.
bigponie | July 20, 2006 at 2:02 pm
I’m gonna give this kid the benefit of a doubt and say he was getting a BJ and was ready to explode just when he ran into the brick pillar…
Icognito79 | July 20, 2006 at 2:05 pm
Meh, he got not cute. Who needs him.
http://wobblybitsgirl.blogspot.com/
YoMamma | July 20, 2006 at 2:09 pm
I wanna say it so bad….oh, I am so lame….
“I see dead people”
Dammit. Sorry guys.
PapaHotNuts | July 20, 2006 at 2:24 pm
If he dies, someone email me and let me know. Otherwise I don’t care about this wreck.
januaryanne | July 20, 2006 at 2:28 pm
i just figured his parents were making him save his money like a good parent would do. like the olsens or something.
the scary thing is that pics of him now are just pics of him from when he was 9, with a longer chin.
jane's eyre | July 20, 2006 at 2:30 pm
Little Forrest is 18? When the hell did that happen? I wonder if he’s really ugly now, that’s why we haven’t seen him in the movies.
jane's eyre | July 20, 2006 at 2:32 pm
I take it back. He looks exactly the same. He still doesn’t have any eyelids.
http://images.easyart.com/i/prints/rw/lg/2/3/Celebrity-Image-Haley-Joel-Osment-231094.jpg
pinky_nip | July 20, 2006 at 2:36 pm
Looks like he’s one chromosome away from down’s syndrome.
andrewthezeppo | July 20, 2006 at 2:37 pm
WAIT WAIT WAIT
An 18-year-old former child star crashes a vehicle your average college student can afford, and there isn’t a single mention of drugs, alcohol or hookers?
what’s wrong with the boys of this generation? Girls have great role models like Lindsay and Mary Kate for drugs and eating disorders, who do boys have to look up to? Maybe that Prince What’s his name who dresses like a Nazi.
Italian Stallion | July 20, 2006 at 2:54 pm
@12 the only way to get him to say that now would be by showing him a picture of Nicole Ritchie or the one they call “Jesus”……….
Jacq | July 20, 2006 at 2:55 pm
I’m sorry. I’m just stuck on the 1995 Saturn part of the story. Douche. Being on the Jeff Foxworthy show will do that to a kid.
Jacq | July 20, 2006 at 2:56 pm
He can see dead people, but not a BRICK PILLAR. He sure grew up to be ugly.
UNWASHEDMASSES | July 20, 2006 at 3:03 pm
What happened was he was driving by and saw Nicole Richie and shit his pants. He literally thought he saw a dead person! He freaked out as reality collided with fantasy inside his skull, and he in turn crashed into the pillar. When they got to him, all he could mutter through his trembling lips was “the dead walk! The dead walk!”
francesfarmer | July 20, 2006 at 3:06 pm
@16, yeah he does look the same yet…not as cute as he used to be. I can’t stop staring at his huge donkey teeth. I think this is just another sad Mccully Culkin case…or he could secretly be related to the Baldwins, you pick:
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/07/20/ap/entertainment/mainD8IVRB205.shtml
andrewthezeppo | July 20, 2006 at 3:18 pm
I stand corrected, Access Hollywood says ALCOHOL WAS INVOLVED
http://accesshollywood.com/news/ah955.shtml
C.B. | July 20, 2006 at 3:20 pm
he’s 18 already? my god he looks much younger than he is….like 10 or something…anyway too bad for the accident…
jane's eyre | July 20, 2006 at 3:22 pm
Squinty eyes and no lips. Sounds like a winner.
Uhn Tiss Baby | July 20, 2006 at 3:38 pm
#25 – that’s an old picture of him. Look for him on Youtube.com and you’ll see a recent interview with him… he has aged quite a bit.
jFp | July 20, 2006 at 3:49 pm
I have this theory that anybody that looks like a freak of nature….is gay.
ergo…hjoLTC
asuh | July 20, 2006 at 3:49 pm
The reason Haley was out last night was because he as at a Muse concert at the Greek Theater in LA. I know because I was there, I saw him and spoke to him.
He went out afterwards for a while before making his way home when the accident happened.
BarbadoSlim | July 20, 2006 at 3:55 pm
A 1995 Saturn!?!?! did he become an ecology conscious lesbian? When the fuck did this happen?
clarkehead | July 20, 2006 at 4:26 pm
OK, so I read the article at http://accesshollywood.com/news/ah955.shtml — It takes THREE WEEKS to get BAC tests back now? I smell bullshit. This reeks of PR.
YouWannaBMe | July 20, 2006 at 4:37 pm
Just another child star doing the same child star shit…
Parents use up all his money, so the poor kid has no choice but to work for McDonalds and save up for his 1995 Saturn, which he promptly crashes after trying to drown his sorrows after he realizes that he’s flipping burgers because he’s no longer “cute”.
And he’s driving a 1995 Saturn…
YouWannaBMe | July 20, 2006 at 4:42 pm
Dakota Fanning is next… who wants to start the pool now?
Will she:
a) Go through the “really awkward” stage
and no one will ever hire her again.
b) Suddenly bloom into a “hot” lolita type
that every pervert alive drools over.
c) Develop an eating disorder.
d) Become friends with Paris Hilton and
learn how to snort coke and contract
STDs????
Only time can tell, people….
gammanormids | July 20, 2006 at 4:45 pm
OK, I got to check, because I can’t believe he’s 18… :S But according to IMDB, he is.
Here are some pics where he looks older – and less creepy – than the one the superfish has:
http://www.allposters.com/-sp/Haley-Joel-Osment-Posters_i842251_.htm
http://www.homeofthegiants.com/
Zanna | July 20, 2006 at 4:59 pm
And I thought our Pinto was bad. At least we don’t drive a 95 Saturn.
RichPort | July 20, 2006 at 5:31 pm
These little kids with vocabularies bigger than college professors always piss me off. Pretentious fucks. Something tells me he’s one night out from having his own River Phoenix moment…
#33 Definitely C, but that’s only because (E)All of the above, wasn’t one of the choices
Derek | July 20, 2006 at 6:30 pm
This is actually what happened. No lie. I was at the Muse concert at the Greek Theatre and I look a couple rows in front of me, and I see Haley Joel Osment. He doesn’t look like the picture at all. He had long straight hair, kind of hippy like. As the show went on, I noticed that he was smoking a joint. I could smell it, it was some good shit. So to sum up, he got really stoned, and then crashed his car. I bet he isn’t ‘experimenting’ with marijuana anymore. Hahaha!
bunnyhugger | July 20, 2006 at 7:01 pm
zanna-
pintos rock! and just where the hell is moosetaint, anyway? tranny owes me a corndog!!!
HOLY SHIT! so not on topic– but it’s thundering here in the california high desert. scared the crap out of me!!
(sorry, you’re the only people i’m talking to at the moment!)
coolnina97 | July 20, 2006 at 7:07 pm
Here’s a pic of grown-up Haley: http://people.aol.com/people/article/0,26334,1216958,00.html
jane's eyre | July 20, 2006 at 7:16 pm
bunnyhugger, what city? The clouds are slowly rolling in here too. Heard there’s flashflood warnings going out.
plymouthrock | July 20, 2006 at 7:29 pm
@34, less creepy? oh, I don’t so. He’s just one creepy, fugly teen.
bunnyhugger | July 20, 2006 at 8:29 pm
jane, i’m in palmdale. damn thunder scared me out of the pool! way too much like florida.
aren’t you in, like, san berdu? you usually get much more of this than we do. ‘specially this time of year!
jane's eyre | July 20, 2006 at 9:26 pm
yeah. I hate it when it’s humid. I can take hot weather much better when it’s dry. I’m going to be playing capture the flag with waterguns with a bunch of high school kids tonight, so that should be interesting in this heat! Maybe I’ll be the one passing out!
ScarletStarlet | July 20, 2006 at 9:48 pm
Damn, he got ugly. That’s sad, because I liked him so much better than Macauley Culkin, but now they’re both just as ugly.
Ugh. How disappointing.
DrunkBlogger | July 20, 2006 at 10:01 pm
Yeah, why is he driving a ’95 Saturn? Didn’t he make any money? His parents must have taken it all. That’s messed up.
bunnyhugger | July 20, 2006 at 10:38 pm
jane
sounds like fun. i envy.
man, kiera knightly is right. palmdale blows.
funkygoldmedallions | July 20, 2006 at 11:22 pm
I see De… The Surreal Life 14 in his future.
Shallow | July 21, 2006 at 1:28 am
He looks okay, got a permanant scowl thing going on there though. @33, I think it’ll be A and B together!
I see dead people too.
stu_from _nz | July 21, 2006 at 2:12 am
man what a dumbass just gooogled what the hell a saturn was and god dam thats an ugly car man he should be driving a merc or a rotor or something
pinochio | July 21, 2006 at 3:46 am
18? I always believe he’s a kid. Unbelivable, it’s like as if he disappeared and wham! 18 and crashing.