Haley Joel Osment is in so much trouble

August 17th, 2006 // 63 Comments
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Haley Joel Osment was charged with four criminal counts today including: driving while having a blood alcohol content of .08 percent or higher with the special allegation of having a blood alcohol content of .15 percent or higher (especially bad!), and possession of marijuana while driving. Osment’s blood-alcohol content was 0.16 (double the legal limit) and the charges come from an incident last month when he crashed his 1995 Saturn, flipping it and breaking a rib.

I don’t think anybody saw this coming. At least Mel Gibson has a history of drinking, but the only thing Haley Joel Osment is known for is looking cute and hitting puberty. If convicted he faces up to six months in county jail, but considering it’s Haley Joel Osment the judge will probably just ask him to say “I see dead people” and then let him go for being a national treasure.

NOTE: Speaking of which, Mel Gibson pleaded no contest to his DUI charges today and faces no jail time but has to attend Alcoholics Anonymous meetings. Which should be good, because nobody is more anonymous than Mel Gibson. Except maybe Mr. T. Or the Kool-Aid man.

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  1. Taylor

    He looks like the outcome of a goat and polar bear after mating…while they were on crack.

  2. Taylor

    Don’t tell me the car he was driving was similar like (if not-exactly) this one:

    http://www.autoseekandsell.com/userimages/95%20Saturn%20for%20Sale.JPG

  3. put him in jail….and saturn???

  4. i poop in your shoe

    this guy is lieng!!! he is know way introuble!!!! lets see some proof!!??this story sounds too unbelievable!!!I doubt he is that stupid??

    Do I make sense?

    Of, and he does kinda look weird now, so sad, a real shame =(

  5. i poop in your shoe

    this guy is lieng!!! he is know way introuble!!!! lets see some proof!!??this story sounds too unbelievable!!!I doubt he is that stupid??

    Do I make sense?

    Of, and he does kinda look weird now, so sad, a real shame =(

  6. Britt

    HE IS HELLA UGLY OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. Britt

    HE IS HELLA UGLY OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Britt

    HE IS HELLA UGLY OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. Britt

    HE IS HELLA UGLY OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. Britt

    HE IS HELLA UGLY OH MY GOSH!!!!!!

  11. katixia planas

    haley joel osment issssssssssssssssssssssss super hot i mean goddammit he super sexy i would love to fuck him someday and about the accident just because he is an actor doesnt mean he is perfect nobody is perfect so leave him the hell alone haley i love u

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