Hailey Glassman: ‘TLC is The Lying Channel’

August 18th, 2009 // 44 Comments

Since appearing in France with Jon Gosselin two weeks after Kate filed for divorce, Hailey Glassman says she’s been the “sacrificial lamb” in this whole debacle. But in an interview with E! News she sets the record straight on TLC, Kate Major and rumors Jon is sleeping with his nanny which ended in Kate being escorted away from her house by the cops:

On TLC:
“More like the lying channel,” Glassman said when reminded that TLC stood for The Learning Channel. TLC didn’t allow [Jon and Kate Gosselin] to come out and say their marriage was done a year ago,” she said. But “no network owns what I can and cannot say.”

On her relationship with Jon:
“We both enjoy just simple things in life,” she said, citing their mutual love of snowboarding, watching movies, playing pool and other “normal” activities.

On Kate Major:
“Cuckoo, cuckoo.”

On Stephanie Santoro:
“Jon has a good heart, she has a child and he felt bad. He knows how it feels to have a child and not be able to afford, you know, so he hired her to give her a job.”

On not wanting to be famous:
“If I wanted fame, don’t you think I would be out all the time? I stay in my house. I’ve been staying home with my parents because I feel safe there.”

And Hailey’s telling the truth; she doesn’t want fame. She just wants a Porsche in return for banging an obese reality star who’s essentially running a televised sweatshop with his ex-wife. What’s more pure and innocent than that?

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  1. Andrew

    First!!! Oh well

  2. The 'A' Man

    Second!!!

  3. xxWPxx

    What is it about this guys wardrobe that makes me want to punch him in the adams apple?

  4. Kelley

    Right on, Fish !!

  5. Zanna

    She’s the oldest looking 22 year old I’ve ever seen.

  6. Dee

    She tried getting on the Real World, Bad Girls Club, etc. Just desperate for some sort of fame. Pathetic.

  7. Irene Barcelo

    “Common things, like snowboarding, simple things in life” as Ms. Glassman states. Huh, he has 8 freaking kids, he gave that all up when the kids were born. Grow up, put your penis in your pants and go take care of those kids Jon. Stop making excuses for the poor individual you are now. You dug your own grave.

  8. Alternate Ending

    This closet fag is what happens when the nerd from high school doesn’t go postal for getting a wedgie everyday, he marries a female nerd and cheats on her. I would love to beat this guy with a baseball bat for 20 minutes, wouldn’t you? Who’s with me? This fuck terd is trying to climb out of the toilet he was designated to, he will be put down quickly.

  9. Chatham

    Since when is snowboarding one of the ‘simple things in life?’ I thought those were things like taking a walk outside, watching a sunset, cooking a meal for your family….not an expensive vacation that requires high-end equipment.
    I bet she’s “staying” with her parents because she flunked out/got kicked out of college.

  10. Nanotyrannus

    Can’t she just give the guy a bj and keep her fucking mouth shut the rest of the time? Oh wait, she want 15 million minutes of fame for 5 minutes of blow job.

    Just look at that pic. She’s a “get-myself-into-the-shot-so-people-think-we’re-together” starfucker that is totally convinced that we’re going to be impressed by her awesome watch and ring. And giant sunglasses.

  11. Hailey

    On His Wife Kate Gosselin:
    ” Filthy dirty lying whoring greedy fucking pig”

  12. RealCelebsHaveGutsLikeApes

    Jon’s gut is disgusting. If she was pretty I’d say her sleeping with him would be hard work. She isn’t so I guess this is just what happens to some people when they can’t be in school any more and they want someone else to pay the bills.

  13. Cara

    Jon gets half of the money, constant nookie and the fun of pissing off his bitchy worthless wife in the press all for going along for the ride ,,,genius, Jon.

  14. follow the money

    TLC has sided with Kate because they know that she is the
    chief Pimp/ Puppet master of those little kids and they want their corporate profits.

  15. Paulina

    @ 3: I’d love to punch him in the throat…however, he seems to be missing a neck so that would be a difficult feat. Just burn all those retarded Ed Hardy shirts he owns.

  16. Paulina

    @ 3: I’d love to punch him in the throat…however, he seems to be missing a neck so that would be a difficult feat. Just burn all those retarded Ed Hardy shirts he owns.

  17. I’ve seen enough of this dude already!

  18. Cindy

    The Kate hags are pissed off, hehe. Keep banging away Jon while these scabs fume, Bwaahhaa.

  19. bored

    Is that her hand on Jon’s shoulder?

  20. Galtacticus

    Who are these people and why are they wasting bandwith here?

  21. Hailey Glassman: ‘TLC is The Lying Channel’ She’s the oldest looking 22 year old I’ve ever seen.

  22. Amy Horning

    I dated this dirtbag back in 1996 when I JUST turned 16 and he was 19 going on 20. Needless to say, he hasn’t changed much. If I had known what a tool he was and still is, I would never have dated him. So sick of hearing about him. Someone make it stop!!!!!!

  23. Amy Horning

    I dated this dirtbag back in 1996 when I JUST turned 16 and he was 19 going on 20. Needless to say, he hasn’t changed much. If I had known what a tool he was and still is, I would never have dated him. So sick of hearing about him. Someone make it stop!!!!!!

  24. jim

    The girls a BAR FLY… Her type is a dime a dozen..She is to stupid to realize she is being played..lol

  25. jim

    According to Kate ladies..Jon isn’t packing much… His nickname that she called him behind closed doors was stub’s…. Why you think she had trouble getting pregnant..lol

  26. non ya business

    any one involved with this guy, knowing full well he is a dirt bag only looking for his next piece of *A*S*S* is just as pathetic as he is…..

  27. Kim

    Irene I totally agree with you! I am looking forward to Glassman crying and saying “oh Jon used me” LOL! She deserves all this and more! Jon take care of your family and stop trying to act like some want to be 20 year old stud! You are none of that by a long shot! Stand up and take care of your kids and stay out of all these desperate girl’s panties!

  28. Brianna

    Now im confused whos he with kate major or haily glassman haily has no respect for herself no wonder she dates someone like jon gosselin and those people who dont like kate id be yelling all the time if my husband was a lazzy piece of poo besides tlc makes kate out to be so mean cuz lets face it people love to hate and haily glassman is wrong because she went with jon knowing he was still married jon wanted to stay married who filed for divorce kate did and jon was just looking for some action on dahh side.Also jons also going through a midlife crisis why else wouls he have an affair with a nasty loose dirty girl like haily glassman and kate major also he suddenly wants a motorcycle and now hes wearing those ugly ed hardy t shirts im 12 and the kids in my school r wearin them get a life jon

  29. Brianna

    Now im confused whos he with kate major or haily glassman haily has no respect for herself no wonder she dates someone like jon gosselin and those people who dont like kate id be yelling all the time if my husband was a lazzy piece of poo besides tlc makes kate out to be so mean cuz lets face it people love to hate and haily glassman is wrong because she went with jon knowing he was still married jon wanted to stay married who filed for divorce kate did and jon was just looking for some action on dahh side.Also jons also going through a midlife crisis why else wouls he have an affair with a nasty loose dirty girl like haily glassman and kate major also he suddenly wants a motorcycle and now hes wearing those ugly ed hardy t shirts im 12 and the kids in my school r wearin them get a life jon

  30. Brianna

    Now im confused whos he with kate major or haily glassman haily has no respect for herself no wonder she dates someone like jon gosselin and those people who dont like kate id be yelling all the time if my husband was a lazzy piece of poo besides tlc makes kate out to be so mean cuz lets face it people love to hate and haily glassman is wrong because she went with jon knowing he was still married jon wanted to stay married who filed for divorce kate did and jon was just looking for some action on dahh side.Also jons also going through a midlife crisis why else wouls he have an affair with a nasty loose dirty girl like haily glassman and kate major also he suddenly wants a motorcycle and now hes wearing those ugly ed hardy t shirts im 12 and the kids in my school r wearin them get a life jon

  31. andie

    This is all silly.. Seriously. Jon seems to just be a player to me, so he’s just a typical guy.

  32. Painter Words

    thanks for the laugh that was motherfckn funny…..

    And Hailey’s telling the truth; she doesn’t want fame. She just wants a Porsche in return for banging an obese reality star who’s essentially running a televised sweatshop with his ex-wife. What’s more pure and innocent than that?

    maybe doctor glassman will step up and offer some liposuction for jon steadily growing body… he is so dumb he probably makes some lame statement about it all turning to pecker when he lays down…

  33. Painter Words

    thanks for the laugh that was motherfckn funny…..

    And Hailey’s telling the truth; she doesn’t want fame. She just wants a Porsche in return for banging an obese reality star who’s essentially running a televised sweatshop with his ex-wife. What’s more pure and innocent than that?

    maybe doctor glassman will step up and offer some liposuction for jon steadily growing body… he is so dumb he probably makes some lame statement about it all turning to pecker when he lays down…

  34. Micki

    I never thought the day would come when a jerk like Jon would be made into a celebrity and his girlfriend too. Please, take these people off tv!!!! The mentality of the people who made him such a celebrity scares me. This guy is a player and any girl who wants some man with 8 kids is being played. End of story

  35. Micki

    I never thought the day would come when a jerk like Jon would be made into a celebrity and his girlfriend too. Please, take these people off tv!!!! The mentality of the people who made him such a celebrity scares me. This guy is a player and any girl who wants some man with 8 kids is being played. End of story

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  43. Smoking is the closet from high school is not stupid when wedgie to receive mail every day, he is a fool and he married a woman cheats. I for 20 minutes with a baseball bat would love to beat this guy, right? Who’s with me? The crap terd out of the toilet trying to climb it was named, he being quickly put down.

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