Hailey Glassman dumps Jon Gosselin

September 10th, 2009 // 62 Comments

Because she’s clearly a high caliber woman who deserves respect, Hailey Glassman has reportedly given Jon Gosselin the boot and his Vegas pool party was the final straw, according to In Touch:

“When Jon came back, he said very little to Hailey, but his phone spilled the details,” the friend tells In Touch. “He had several text messages and photos taken with girls, including a showgirl. Hailey was shocked that he didn’t bother to delete any of it from his phone.”
On September 4, Hailey called Jon and told him she was through. “She’d had it,” the close friend adds. “She said she couldn’t trust him.” Once madly in love, Hailey first grew suspicious of Jon’s extracurricular activities when tabloid reporter Kate Major claimed she and Jon were an item in July. Although Jon told In Touch he and Kate were “just friends,” Hailey was still skeptical. “He lied to her about Kate Major,” the close friend reveals. Hailey also now believes that Jon was with other women as well, after he moved into a bachelor pad in New York. “He would go out and return wearing totally different clothes,” the close friend explains. “Hailey would question Jon about it, and he’d just say he had spilled a drink on himself.” Hailey also believes that Jon collects numbers from the adoring female fans who line the fence at the Reading, Pa., home he shares with his estranged wife, Kate. “She doesn’t want to deal with that,” the friend explains.

All jokes aside, I’m sure it must’ve been hard dating Jon Gosselin. While most women worry if they’re attractive enough for their man, Hailey would spend days trying to give herself love handles and jowls. *sniff* And he never even noticed!

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  1. Polk

    Good riddance. Jon, now move on to the next chick who is willing to screw you just to get some fame. Lots of women are willing to do this; get the gettin’ while the gettin’s good.

    Good luck! You can forget about that barrell size cooter your ex had, and screw something TIGHT and YOUNG.

  2. havoc

    GREATEST PHOTO EVER…….

    .

  3. KIKI

    Wow, is that her lead photo on myspace? It is actually the best picture I have ever seen of this hoochie. Jon G. is the new John Mayer with skanker ladies.

  4. grammar police

    if THEY’RE attractive enough… not “their”. that one really irks me!

  5. Max Planck

    Smokers suck.

  6. Rancid

    #3:

    Irregardless, I could care less about you’re grammer.

  7. Josh

    Haha that looks like an awesome party.

  8. BobbyT

    This had me laughing pretty hard this morning.. thanks yo..

  9. Josh

    @6

    YOU TROLLIN?

  10. Mr Blackwell's Ghost

    Poor girl. It’s hard being fashion handicapped. It looks like she let John’s kids dress her each morning.

  11. Mr Blackwell's Ghost

    Poor girl. It’s hard being fashion handicapped. It looks like she let John’s kids dress her each morning.

  12. YoungBlackRapperTypeGuy

    YO DOG!! Don’t fo’get da Jimmy hat when you out there taxin’ and waxin’ dem hos!!

    WRAP YO EGG ROLL N!99A!!!!

  13. YoungBlackRapperTypeGuy

    YO DOG!! Don’t fo’get da Jimmy hat when you out there taxin’ and waxin’ dem hos!!

    WRAP YO EGG ROLL N!99A!!!!

  14. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    I can’t believe I’m saying this but she is too good for him. Anyone who can ride a plant is tops in my book.

  15. IncrediblyWhiteGentleman

    I’ll try to make my comment as terse as possible…while changing the channel on my television the other day, I happened upon as show entitled “Jon and Kate Plus Eight”. I thought it was some type of math program, so I thought to myself “what the heck, I love math!!”, so I started watching this program which, much to my surprise, HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MATH!! Needless to say I turned off the television, grabbed a bottle of lotion and immersed myself in a book titled “The Joy of Algebra”….

  16. IncrediblyWhiteGentleman

    I’ll try to make my comment as terse as possible…while changing the channel on my television the other day, I happened upon as show entitled “Jon and Kate Plus Eight”. I thought it was some type of math program, so I thought to myself “what the heck, I love math!!”, so I started watching this program which, much to my surprise, HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MATH!! Needless to say I turned off the television, grabbed a bottle of lotion and immersed myself in a book titled “The Joy of Algebra”….

  17. IncrediblyWhiteGentleman

    I’ll try to make my comment as terse as possible…while changing the channel on my television the other day, I happened upon as show entitled “Jon and Kate Plus Eight”. I thought it was some type of math program, so I thought to myself “what the heck, I love math!!”, so I started watching this program which, much to my surprise, HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MATH!! Needless to say I turned off the television, grabbed a bottle of lotion and immersed myself in a book titled “The Joy of Algebra”….

  18. jal

    HAHAHAHAH funny pic.

    on a side note.. i hope he gets a really nasty VD.

  19. KIKI

    Why oh why do they have to put the f*ing greenery in the middle of the hallway like that? Accident waiting to happen EVERY time.

  20. Laura

    This is the most awesomiest news i’ve heard all week.. no all month.. possibly all year. YAY! SUCK IT JON!

  21. abby

    Yeah, I don’t buy it. It is all too strategic, the timing… Public Relations is written all over this. Until I see a sex video, I don’t think they had an intimate relationship. Haily’s gig with the Gosselin’s is over, the summer is over, she got her payroll check.

    In another week, there will be another story about Jon. Perhaps his reaction to Kate Gosselin’s appearance on The View. Or his reaction to Playboy?

    Still waiting for Jon, Mike Lohan and Linda Hogan to team up!

  22. abby

    Yeah, I don’t buy it. It is all too strategic, the timing… Public Relations is written all over this. Until I see a sex video, I don’t think they had an intimate relationship. Haily’s gig with the Gosselin’s is over, the summer is over, she got her payroll check.

    In another week, there will be another story about Jon. Perhaps his reaction to Kate Gosselin’s appearance on The View. Or his reaction to Playboy?

    Still waiting for Jon, Mike Lohan and Linda Hogan to team up!

  23. Valerie

    that chick does NOT look 22

  24. darwin

    ahhaaha! Not slutty, trashy or stupid enough for Jon. Awesome.

  25. asfawe

    wtf, no explanation for this photo..?

  26. Why is she digging through his phone in the first place? Not an excuse for his lame ass, but unless she’s paying his phone bill she needs to keep her eyeballs on her own shit.

  27. Christa

    I can’t find anything on In Touch to back up the story nor can I find it on any other news site. Perhaps this story is false?

  28. Mark G.

    Is she hiding from the paparazzi in this picture?

  29. n

    I bet that plant promised her a Porsche too. Hussy.

  30. jumpin_j

    He’s got female fans after all this? Think I’m gonna hurl.

  31. cdizzle

    What makes this photo sweet for me is the fact that not only did she eat it into the plant, BUT INTO THE CORNER AS WELL.

    *all your base are belong to us*

  32. TiZ69

    @3

    “Regardless. Irregardless isn’t a word.” -Larry

  33. Mark from LA

    Why on earth would she think she could trust him? If you are the “other girl” why would you think that you could hold his undivided attention? Stupid girl. Too bad Gosselin has cute kids otherwise I would suggest late late term abortion.

  34. J

    ding, ding, ding. Your 15 minutes are up Hailey Glassman.

  35. amoi

    WTF is happening in that photo? Did she trip over a plant… in a CORNER? Weird.

  36. What??? Did he run out of money already??

  37. What??? Did he run out of money already??

  38. Dread not

    FACE PLANT!

  39. abby

    #38 – Best Comment Ever

  40. aprilstp

    That is the most awesome hilarious photo ever!! No wonder Jon fell in love with her!

  41. KIKI

    @ 40 Looks like the plant fell for her too.

  42. Josh

    Jon is my hero. Friggin cooler than the Fonz.

  43. Jenn

    Hey Hailey, let me introduce you to the word “rebound”. ‘Cuz you’re it, honey. I’m glad for Jon that he’s out having fun screwing random showgirls and bar rats. At least he’s freed his nuts from the vice-like grip that is Kate Gosselin. You go, Jon! Dump that crazy biatch!

  44. Dumdum

    @# 38 and #41. Soo funny! I’ve laughed the couple of times I’ve seen that picture and laughed harder after reading your comments.

  45. DB

    A real class act they were.

    She’s probably fucking the poolboy or something

  46. i call 'em as I see 'em

    Freakin’ Hilarious Photo!
    She needs to hook up with Kiefer Sutherland next…

  47. Alice

    Is it wrong for a rich and successful man to have a sugar baby? is it right that she falls in love with a handsome and charming man? It’s human nature for her to want a younger and more attractive partner. NOW crazy time!!!! ……Sugarloves.Com……

  48. Sarah420

    Honestly, this guy is f’n ugly. Why the hell is he getting women anyways? He probably smells like a dirty vaccum bag, and I bet that wedding ring of his is stuck so far up his own ass as a result of putting his own finger in it

  49. Sarah420

    Honestly this guy is f’n ugly. Why is he getting women anyways? He probably smells like a dirty vaccum bag, and his girlfriend Hailey probably dumped him because she found his wedding ring wedged up his ass as a result of putting his own finger in it.

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