It’s The 2016 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Covers
Alright, folks, I’m not even supposed to be here today (Stupid Kanye boner.), so here are the 2016 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue covers featuring Hailey Clauson, Ashley Graham, and poor Ronda Rousey who’s demonstrating that naked body paint farts out when placed next to topless and/or huge giant boobs that will take you to the one true death, so I really hope someone at SI is writing this down. Or going limp when they get kicked in the neck. Either one.
See you tomorrow with a bunch of bullshit from the Grammys. PEACE.