Stop Trying To Make Hailey Baldwin Happen.
Just Stop.

June 25th, 2013 // 40 Comments

Ireland Baldwin became a thing because she’s underage a leggy, impossibly hot blonde who also happens to be the daughter of Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger. And even I’ll admit some of that may be over-hyped. (Or under-hyped depending how long you stare at this Vine video.) Since then, there’s been a movement to make her same-age cousin Hailey Baldwin happen and even pit the two against each other to see who’s the hottest even though that war was over the second Ireland was the one born without Stephen Baldwin‘s face. Someone has to let the poor girl know before it’s Demi Moore not telling her daughter their heads are mutated potatoes all over again. “What do you mean I should be photographed as little as possible? I’m a Willis!”

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, WENN


  1. Hailey Baldwin Bikini
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    There appears to be a strange bulge down there.

  2. brick

    She looked older and sexier a year ago. dammit.

  3. EricLR

    The body says hot, the head says “I’m the lamest one in The Usual Suspects.”

  4. Mike Tython's Butt

    So fetch.

  5. I saw 4 seconds of one of these vine videos on the TV the other day and the girl is annoying as fucking fuck. i have little doubt she’s a rude thoughtless pig. STFU and come back in 5-10 years.

  6. Ireland Baldwin is “impossibly hot”? Are you serious? Her face is pretty damned ugly.

  7. Jim

    Holy fuck that kid looks like Stephen Baldwin. Are we sure it’s his actual kid and not a gen-engineered clone that was denied the Y chromosome?

  8. Yomo

    She’s a distant third to Ireland and the girl in the orange bikini in these photos. Hailey reminds me of Rumer Willis, okay when getting a quick glance, but staring just brings the ugly out.

  9. kimmykimkim

    This is unfortunate. And 11.

  10. Hailey Baldwin Bikini
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    It’s like someone Photoshopped his face on to his daughter. Well, at least there’s no doubt about paternity.

  11. grobpilot

    That is unfortunate. Poor kid.

  12. Hailey Baldwin Bikini
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    Honestly, she’s cute. Not gorgeous, at least not in these pictures, but there’s nothing wrong with her at all…

    …other than the fact that her dad is a fundagelical conservative tax-evading whack-a-loon

  13. Thats what happens when you conceive in a Bio-Dome

  14. Hailey Baldwin Bikini
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    Bigfoot out of costume.

  15. Hailey Baldwin Bikini
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    Is this a meeting of the weird torso club?

  16. Hailey Baldwin Bikini
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    Although, suspiciously, she looks more like Uncle Billy.

  17. She’s completely overshadowed by the girl in the orange bikini. She’s cute, though.

  18. Hailey Baldwin Bikini
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    Gimme the fuck’n keys you fuck’n cocksucker mother fucker ahlalallalah!!!!

  19. lawn

    Poor kid, makes Rumer Willis look like Emma Stone.

  20. Hailey Baldwin Bikini
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    “They said there was a “Camel Toe” out here, but I don’t, like, see anything! What?! Turn around?”

  21. Hailey Baldwin Bikini
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    That one in the orange bikini looks doable, but I’m gonna need to see some ID first…
    (I might be willing to hang around for a couple of months if I have to.)

  22. Hailey Baldwin Bikini
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    Ahhhhh…he best side!

  23. Hailey Baldwin Bikini
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    Jeezus, that poor child look exactly like her father. Please, it’s not her fault, Your Excellency. Spare her

  24. Hailey Baldwin Bikini
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    HAHAHHAH HHA! She does have the same posture as a yeti

  25. anonym

    Those douchebag Baldwin brothers have some dominating genes.

    Just like Bruce Willis.

    I feel sorry for these celeb kids.

  26. anonym

    Even Ireland inherited much of the Baldwin facial features.

    Well, at least plastic surgery can probably fix it.

  27. kery

    This girl looks so bad but Ireland is pretty .

  28. Schweddy Snatch

    She looks like a younger Ke$ha: ugly mug, oddly shaped torso and awkward attempts to look sexy.

  29. Hailey Baldwin Bikini
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    No way this pic is real. It would be way too gross and creepy if it were true.

  30. Hailey Baldwin Bikini
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    Oh, for the love of… she even has a penis?! How is this “debate” even a thing?!

  31. Hailey Baldwin Bikini
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    every guy reading this blog would go there, if you say otherwise you’re just trolling. turning down clean shaven young pussy? child please.

  32. Hailey Baldwin Bikini
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    …it’s like that aphex twin video …but with stephen’s face.

  33. Hailey Baldwin Bikini
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    She looks like one of her uncles,,, but with a cute figure.

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