Stop Trying To Make Hailey Baldwin Happen.
Ireland Baldwin became a thing because she’s
underage a leggy, impossibly hot blonde who also happens to be the daughter of Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger. And even I’ll admit some of that may be over-hyped. (Or under-hyped depending how long you stare at this Vine video.) Since then, there’s been a movement to make her same-age cousin Hailey Baldwin happen and even pit the two against each other to see who’s the hottest even though that war was over the second Ireland was the one born without Stephen Baldwin’s face. Someone has to let the poor girl know before it’s Demi Moore not telling her daughter their heads are mutated potatoes all over again. “What do you mean I should be photographed as little as possible? I’m a Willis!”