Gwyneth Paltrow lives a tortured existence. Turns out she’s being forced to make millions of dollars to star in Iron Man 2 which means she has to move to LA for a few months. Curse you, cruel world! The Sun reports:
“I’m feeling mother guilt because my daughter’s looking forward to going, but my son always says, ‘I don’t want to leave my London house’ – and I feel pretty guilty about that.
“I just try to say, ‘Well, but we’re going to swim and it’ll be sunny.’ I try to point out the positives.”
“But when I’m always there, and I’m always doing school runs and I’m always around – and then I just disappear for 14 hours a day to film – it’s hard.”
Christ, what adversity. Of course, a simple solution would be not work and enjoy the boatloads of cash you currently have. And don’t sell me that crap about being a slave to your “art.” You’re playing the secretary in a superhero movie. Gwyneth Paltrow’s going to answer Iron Man’s phone, everybody! Shine up those Oscars!
NeverFap…is that the new Michael Jackson ranch?
Gwyneth Rules, I love her and Biraq Obomma. I dream of a threesome with me and Biraq & Micheal Moore where Gwyneth watches and films us. After that I could die because that would be all I could wish for out of life. I think I might move to London because I hate America and the freedom it stands for. I think everyone should be controlled by Biraq Obomma, because he truly knows whats best for everyone. I’d have to get some money first though, because I can’t afford to move to London on what I get paid by Acorn to vote multiple times in multiple states during elections…..
@51 – ha ha ha ha ha….
diet pepsi out the nostrils..thanks, JRZ…
‘welcome.
#50 Yeah Richports more of a GQ Fapper.
GQ Fapper. Heh heh…hey, wait….No he’s not!
HOT
Neverfap sounds like erectile dysfunction medication.
She’s really just pissed that her mom is still 100 times hotter than she ever was. Plus, Blythe could actually act. Only thing that Gwyneth is good for is working a glory hole shift along I-95.
Blythe Danner is a much better actress than her daughter will ever be. Blythe was luminous; Ms. Paltrow is grating.
#43 deary that sounds like you didn’t think when you dropped your knickers now did it? Why did you have loser pauper kids when you should have known you couldn’t afford them?
Gwyneth is not like you sweetums. She really loves her children and wants nothing but the best for them.
Because she is smarter and better than the likes of you.
(Fucking liberals)
I see Marie Antoinette has joined the discussion…
That lipstick with that color dress? Who sent her out of the house like that?
couldn’t have said it any better than you, thesuperficial!
@63
Her gay husband’s not around anymore.
Aww! It’s very cruel to share the same glass with Madonna! Any symptoms!?
A few months of free luxury hotels,manwhores and gourmet food! How can life be this cruel!? Sniff
Does she bang like a locomotive!?? Hard to say.
In a town full of narcissistic bubbleheads, Paltrow is the queen. Let all bow before her.
@ Picture #7. So ugly.
Hate to defend here, but come on all she said was she feels bad her kid has to move when she works out of town. Its like the least self vcenter quote you will ever find from her Goopness
#71 Since a lot of families with little kids are getting foreclosed on their ONLY house and being put out on the street, it nevers occcurs to Queen Precious that she might consider keeping her cakehole shut while she’s forced to consider “the positives” of taking her kids on a plane and limo ride to a fully staffed and stocked home in LA. “Woe is me I have problems too” doesn’t even BEGIN to fly here. Good thing this bitch never went for in dance becaise she’s always out of step and has both feet wedged in her mouth up to the knee.
Maybe the government will tax her at 90% too. Then the love affair with that coon in the white house will end fast if the stop exempting “entertainers” from the same tax the rest of us pay.
@ 60 alyson… I agree, her mom is great, and so was her dad.
She’s an insipid bitch, and apparently an insipid whiny bitch.. geez.
I also feel guilty when I have to leave my son at home, but it’s not like she can’t take them to the set, or that they will have a horrible time in LA, C’mon!
#73 Let’s tax all the racists 90% instead. Starting with you.
#75, I didn’t say anything racist. At one time they liked being called coon. It was tar baby they didn’t like you stupid cracker. Now they prefer to be called nigger rather than black or spade. fine, tax me 90%, you will be next.
Because the best way to deal with a hard economy is to bitch about celebrities one doesn’t know on the internet.
Wah. Someone get her some big girl panties.
I believe that Dr. Evil said it best, “Boo-frickety-hoo!”….that being said, I’m in Afghanistan for another six months missing my little Princess:P
I only hope that Gwyneth enjoys her freedom from tyranny and can still hold it together long enough to make all those awesome movies we’ve been beggin for over in the ‘Ghan…LMAO
This reminds me of that time I was homeless with my 8-year old son, living in an abandoned car down at the impound parking lot. One day the police showed up and evicted us, so we had to move into a half-burnt-out trailer a few blocks down. I tried to point out the positives, like we could now stretch our legs when we slept.
Very similar to Gwyneth’s story, so I feel her pain.
Another out of touch American women! Typical!
Another out of touch American woman! Typical!
What tha HELL is Donna Karan wearing?? She looks like an oompa loompa~
I’m pretty sure I coudln’t detest her any more…..
Wake me up when this piece of shit gets in a car wreck and dies.
stupid, annoying ugly bitch with flapjack titties and kids that have retarded names
seriously
#48,
You also apparently hate yourself…
I used to like Martha Stewart, she is definitely successful but I bet she is a cold hearted woman and her greed for money and fame come first, second and third….. in her life. Martha’s comment about hating Sarah Palin because she finds her very boring, seems kind of ridiculous since it’s hard to imagine Martha’s being the life of the party. How much more boring can anyone get than Martha Stewart.
it is ok
I agree, her mother is great, and so was his father. He bitch tasteless, vulgar and seemingly whiny bitch .. Geez. I also feel guilty when I leave my son home.