Gwyneth Paltrow’s life is so hard. So hard.

Gwyneth Paltrow lives a tortured existence. Turns out she’s being forced to make millions of dollars to star in Iron Man 2 which means she has to move to LA for a few months. Curse you, cruel world! The Sun reports:

“I’m feeling mother guilt because my daughter’s looking forward to going, but my son always says, ‘I don’t want to leave my London house’ – and I feel pretty guilty about that.
“I just try to say, ‘Well, but we’re going to swim and it’ll be sunny.’ I try to point out the positives.”
“But when I’m always there, and I’m always doing school runs and I’m always around – and then I just disappear for 14 hours a day to film – it’s hard.”

Christ, what adversity. Of course, a simple solution would be not work and enjoy the boatloads of cash you currently have. And don’t sell me that crap about being a slave to your “art.” You’re playing the secretary in a superhero movie. Gwyneth Paltrow’s going to answer Iron Man’s phone, everybody! Shine up those Oscars!

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