Gwyneth Paltrow will force herself to get pregnant again

June 4th, 2008 // 65 Comments

Gwyneth Paltrow is going to get pregnant again – or else! The wife of Coldplay singer Chris Martin and mother of two had this to say in the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar:

“I may force myself to do it one more time because the result is so worth it.”

I don’t know what kind of coercion takes place to make your body get pregnant. But I’m going to assume it involves Gwyneth Paltrow putting her uterus in a headlock.

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  1. All i got to say is:

    She looked pretty hot in IRON MAN

  2. Sex Nuts & Retard Strong

    Having children is a wonderful thing and she should be commended. In fact, I’ll volunteer myself and my exceptionally long penis to help her with her new baby-making endeavor.

  3. Ted from LA

    My wife liked being pregnant and we had sex all the time throughout each one. Glory days, they’ll pass you by…

  4. indigoivey

    You two were lucky Ted. My pregnancies were great too, but I know some people who were sick and miserable the whole time, poor women!

  5. Ted from LA

    I agree indigoivey. By the way, I don’t know this actress, but judging from these posts, I hate her too.

  6. indigoivey

    She seems like a simpering bitch, but I could be wrong.

  7. Dave

    You don’t know what kind of coertion it takes to get that girl pregnant!? Getting fucked by Chris Martin must be bad enough!

  8. Kim Lard-ass-ian

    I loved fucking when I was pregnant couldnt get enough of it. I ran my then hubby in to the ground with my insatiable sexual demands!

  9. blowhard

    I like this lady she pretty lady I stroke her hair, pretty lady

    #6 excellent point, well made

    #40 how about them? Who gives a shit? Yeah Fish, put some more “working moms” on the site, that’ll bring in the hits. Mmmmm……..varicose feet veins!

  10. Hannah T

    ARGHHH COLLARBONES!!!!!

    She’ll never get pregnant unless she starts eating again……hope she’s not on that microbiotic crap again.

    Other than that, she needs a side parting, a bit more weight on her, and she’ll be fine. And I think the name of the kid has got to be Apricot, Grape, or Banana. At the very least.

  11. shane

    When your feet are size 11 or 12, you probably shouldn’t draw attention to them by wearing funky shoes. I thought everyone learned this lesson by looking at Paris Hilton’s flipper collection.

  12. whodatdare

    Maybe she’ll actually grow some tatas after the next puppy is squeezed out.

  13. D a n i e l l e

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