Gwyneth Paltrow meant to do this

March 30th, 2009 // 68 Comments

Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow shopping at the Brentwood Country Mart yesterday with her weird-named cherubs. Now, I know what you’re thinking, “Is her shirt completely see-through while out in public with her children?” And the answer is “no.” You see, according to GOOP, Gwyneth Paltrow is perfect, infallible, and smarter than you, so clearly this must be a mirage – with breasts. (Kind of.)

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  1. Jrz

    HAHA Rich!
    Mummy….you’re dressed like a common barmaid. Please, mummy, cover yourself before the Headmaster sees you.

  2. August

    This woman, and I use the term loosely since she looks like a man here, does not have a good sense of style. She’s stuck in an 80s/90s timewarp.

  3. Not very attractive !! Iam sorry Gweneth before you wear that kind of stuff make sure you got the ‘ stuff’ to show off !! UuGHHHH !!!!

  4. So THAT’S who was there. I was there that day and saw some blonde speed away in her car as the paps were snapping away. Couldn’t figure out who the hell it was. The more you know.

  5. So THAT’S who was there. I was there that day and saw some blonde speed away in her car as the paps were snapping away. Couldn’t figure out who the hell it was. The more you know.

  6. candy

    HAHAHAHA moses’ expression in the last two pics is fucking hilarious. he looks like he’s never experienced the paps before, which he probably hasn’t which makes it that much funnier

  7. prideofchucky

    Gotta love the pap-o-nazi scum.

    Oh look, her poor daughter is getting dramatized over all the fat unshowered camera men crowding around her and yelling “Gwyneth” from 2 feet away… Hmmm. I KNOW! Let me get my zoom lens. I’m gonna get a big ol’ fat check from US Weekly.

  8. ada

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  9. “She’s wearing a bra and has no tits to speak of anyway.”
    ROFL

  10. michelle

    i think the little boy is cute! the little girl definitely looks like a little bitch but it could be the age!

  11. your mammajamma

    dude, who cares, shes looks fine. there is nothing wrong with her outfit.

  12. super

    Silly looking dude-woman in a see-through shirt.
    Paltrow looks like a tranny.

  13. Sprmcandy

    Miss Gwyneth is the great & famous ‘Gwyneth Paltrow’, she can do the fuck anything her little heart desires. Period !

  14. SNL

    Looks more like Jake Paltrow than Gwyneth. When did Gwyneth start looking like a she-male?

  15. Cristina C.

    Wow, who cares. I don’t know why America freaks out every time someone is “naked”… which she isn’t. She’s wearing a see-through shirt around her kids… wow, I’m sure they’re damaged for life. C’mon!

  16. Sandra

    The nanny dressed them NOT her! They kids don’t match because they are not the nanny’s kids! Hate Gwenny, her kids are no lookers AND she’s no different then other celebs….she thinks she is entitled to EVERYTHING!

  17. sparkmonkey

    Did the nanny dress Gwynnie too? She must have it in for her employer. Gwyn looks like a tranny wearing a bra.

  18. Sunlight with a sheer look with the camera flash makes it look through. Everyone knows. To stop a story trying to turn absolutely nothing. The only thing I have against Gwyneth that she’s friends with Madonna and that my question – but other than that, I think he looks very human and I like him

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