Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow shopping at the Brentwood Country Mart yesterday with her weird-named cherubs. Now, I know what you’re thinking, “Is her shirt completely see-through while out in public with her children?” And the answer is “no.” You see, according to GOOP, Gwyneth Paltrow is perfect, infallible, and smarter than you, so clearly this must be a mirage – with breasts. (Kind of.)
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Oh dear! | March 30, 2009 at 5:49 pm
I think we know why her little girl is hiding her eyes….
Randal | March 30, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Gwyneth has always been one to know style and here she’s doing it once again. The see-through shirt goes well with her jeans, for you can see through those as well. An outfit that goes well with itself.
Randal
SoTe | March 30, 2009 at 5:59 pm
I see that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree… ha. Stop looking at me like that little girl! UUuhhh like I’m scared. Go get a mom less insipid!
*yawn* | March 30, 2009 at 6:04 pm
She’s wearing a bra and has no tits to speak of anyway.
testing | March 30, 2009 at 6:06 pm
Is it bad that now I like her all the sudden? I would hang with that chick, usually she seems to have a stick up her ass
Nugaloopagus | March 30, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Holy crap! I had no idea she was married to Elvis Costello!
chango | March 30, 2009 at 6:12 pm
No titties . . no problem . . .
Geeze | March 30, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Parents do not realize how embarassing they can be for their kids. I hope their classmates do not see this.
chango | March 30, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Classmates????? ha ha ha , I’m sure 4 year olds read site . . . dumbass . . .
Lyno | March 30, 2009 at 6:28 pm
To me, it just looks like a shirt/top, with a black bra printed on it.
Tim | March 30, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Boy, she working so hard raising thowse kids – she barely had time to straighten her hair and pick out an outift.
I suggest a Canadian ski trip for Gwyneth.
Alison | March 30, 2009 at 6:51 pm
Where’s Gwynnie’s hubby? He’s never around anymore.
Titty | March 30, 2009 at 6:54 pm
#9
These pictures also appear in magazines you dumb fuck! Most kids start pre-school by age 3.
yanks and wanks - they rhyme for a reason | March 30, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Listen Fish it BEHOOVES her to go out in public in that shirt, so back off, if it BEHOOVES Gwynn then it just does. Yeah that told ya.
yanks and wanks - they rhyme for a reason | March 30, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Listen Fish it BEHOOVES her to go out in public in that shirt, so back off, if it BEHOOVES Gwynn then it just does. Yeah that told ya.
yanks and wanks - they rhyme for a reason | March 30, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Listen Fish it BEHOOVES her to go out in public in that shirt, so back off, if it BEHOOVES Gwynn then it just does. Yeah that told ya.
Richard McBeef | March 30, 2009 at 7:10 pm
So I made the mistake of clicking on the GOOP link. What a load of auto-fellating bullshit.
The kid in the Batman shirt is shitting itself while walking down the street.
Galtacticus | March 30, 2009 at 7:22 pm
Is that kid crying or something? A new attention whore in the make folks!
Darth | March 30, 2009 at 7:24 pm
I would cry too with a name like that!
Mark Herpel | March 30, 2009 at 7:35 pm
The sexiest mom alive, right there. I love that woman.
batman | March 30, 2009 at 7:44 pm
i love the batman teeshirt
CaptainMorgan | March 30, 2009 at 8:35 pm
I don’t care that her chest is flat. Those knees are worn out for a very good reason! Well worth it!
violet | March 30, 2009 at 9:20 pm
my cat’s name is apple, and she’s older than that damn kid.
owned.
Skülff Ückler | March 30, 2009 at 9:23 pm
How old is that daughter in the red? 5 or 6? Christ, she already looks like a bitch.
English Muffin | March 30, 2009 at 10:59 pm
She’s really gotten fat!
English Muffin | March 30, 2009 at 10:59 pm
She’s really gotten fat!
anon | March 30, 2009 at 11:03 pm
Poor little girl. How sad to grow up with cameras surrounding you. While the parents chose to pursue careers that would involve publicity, the children did not.
damnstraight | March 30, 2009 at 11:19 pm
She still looks fucking hot. But jesus christ does she need to dress like a 13-year-old with the deliberately ripped jeans?
Shows how mindless intelligent people can get when they get smoke blown up their asses every moment of their lives.
I’d fuck her six ways to sunday, and make her forget her douchebag husband ever existed. Then slap his monkey face when he came mewling about, and make him wear her ripped jeans the next time he plays one of his crappy, psuedo-intellectual, ripped-off songs.
Bird legs are gross | March 30, 2009 at 11:21 pm
thin lips and bird legs and the attitude of a whore around alex rodriguez whatta dirty fucking whore
gerard Vandenberg | March 31, 2009 at 12:13 am
this is soo sick.
Just by carrying a ten year old kid they want to show the world she’s a good mother.(remember madonna?)
BUT WHEN THE PAPRAZZI IS GONE…………………..she is gone too!!
WITHOUT THE KIDS, folks!!
redemption | March 31, 2009 at 12:15 am
She looks very pretty and her kids look cute – they look NORMAL and who cares if her shirt’s a little see-through. Sunlight plus camera flash makes sheer look see-through. Everybody knows that. Stop trying to turn absolutely nothing into a story. The only thing I have against Gwyneth is that she’s friends with Madonna and that makes me question her – but other than that, I think she seems very human and I like her.
John | March 31, 2009 at 12:16 am
This chick is so not hot. She’s ugly and a total dude face.
Can’t blame the hubby for not being around.
I’d hit the road too if I was married to that.
She looks like a man wearing a bra.
TQ | March 31, 2009 at 12:25 am
WHAT AN UGLY WOMAN.
THAT’S A WOMAN, RIGHT?
adaford | March 31, 2009 at 4:17 am
Give yourself a chance to know, chat and date with wonderful girls or guys. Yes, there is a good place let you to do that–?–seekbi.com–?–.Do not forget to tell us, if you get dreamful lovers.
Flange | March 31, 2009 at 6:12 am
Mmm, what sechsy curves…
sin | March 31, 2009 at 6:23 am
Awww… with her itty bitty titties, she don’t need a bra. She wears one to keep her nips from getting sunburnt.
boo | March 31, 2009 at 7:33 am
omg its just the flash peoplee! i dont think its see through in normal light.
mikeock | March 31, 2009 at 8:15 am
she flashed some serious tits in Shakespeare In Love. Aside from dressing like a slob, I’d gladly feed that vegan my pork.
J-Dizzle | March 31, 2009 at 9:08 am
@2
Randal, you’re an assclown. You should down a bottle of sleeping pills and drink a bottle of vodka
Smarg | March 31, 2009 at 9:13 am
What is she doing in America? I thought she has a Brit accent now, the sellout America-hating dreg bitch.
Zanna | March 31, 2009 at 9:31 am
Moses is such a pretty girl. He’s also a whiner who doesn’t like leaving his “london house”
chupacabra | March 31, 2009 at 9:48 am
Those kids look just like that ugly assed husband.
Jrz | March 31, 2009 at 9:54 am
But Mumzy, the men with the cameras are in Los Angeleeeez. I so want to go back to our London home…..
Steammopstim | March 31, 2009 at 10:06 am
This is what I can’t get with celebrities. She’s wearing dark glasses but a revealing outfit. It suggest she wants to be noticed, can’t be nice for the kids though to have photographers after her all the time.
mamamiasweetpeaches | March 31, 2009 at 10:17 am
Kids are dressed a little PICK N SAVE, no? Is that Hobo Chic? Dont Rock Star Daddy and Actress Mummy have any money to buy them decent clothes? Get those kids to a GAP!
Jrz | March 31, 2009 at 10:34 am
Seriously, Mama. Red dress, pink leggins, blue headband, purple shoes…what the fuck?
RichPort's Ghost | March 31, 2009 at 10:35 am
#43 – Oh bollocks mummy! Get me to the loo, I seemed to have peepeed me knickers… who are those wankers with the camayras?
Lolita | March 31, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Are you fucking kidding me? Are woman supposed to die inside, lose their sense of personal style, and stop being young, hip and cool, just cause they have kids?
I think you need to check yourself. I applaud her for having a fun sense of style, no matter what she is doing.
jj | March 31, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Apple Martin? Yeah don’t you just hear “Apple Martini?” That’s actually not 1/2 bad!
DrunkenJules | March 31, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Is that her kid wearing a batman t-shir? I hope the iron man producers fire her.