Gwyneth Paltrow tries to save marriage despite presence of ‘Madonna bug’

December 11th, 2008 // 48 Comments

Gwyneth Paltrow and her husband Coldplay singer Chris Martin are reportedly shacked up in their London home in an effort to save their marriage. However, friends are saying the couple’s main problem is Madonna, according to NY Daily News:

The Oscar-winner is so committed, “she’s staying overseas until the holidays are over,” even forgoing events she typically loves, like tonight’s third annual Food Bank Lunchbox Auction bash. She usually hosts the event with close friend Mario Batali.”
But despite Paltrow’s claim that everything is smooth sailing, we hear Madonna may be the thorn in her marriage’s side. “Gwyneth has the Madonna bug… bad,” the pal says. “It’s eerie. Gwyneth acts normally until Madonna comes around, and then Gwyn is all about Madonna, all the time. Madge has even introduced Gwyneth to all her friends.
“Now instead of going to see Chris perform, she’d rather hang out with people like Alex Rodriguez and Ingrid Casares.”

I heard that, if Madonna crosses your path on a full moon, she’ll make you cheat on your significant other then come up with some crazy excuse on your celebrity blog that nobody’s buying and you’re sleeping in the bathtub tonight. Curse you, Madonna!

NOTE: Has anyone seen my loofah-pillow?

Photos: WENN

  1. jrz

    God I hate Gwenyth Paltrow. But I think I hate Coldplay a little bit more. Or do I? Wow, I think I just blew my mind.

  2. LuLu

    Does stupid here also run around in fingerless lace gloves and spandex pedal pushers, too? A little old to be a MadonnaWannabe, Gwen, you silly bitch.

  3. Deacon Jones

    I’ll bet my 401k that dude on the right of her with the glasses is a Jew.

  4. tp

    Nice dress…pointing to her crotch…gross…

  5. Bob

    That’s a nice dress, but what’s up with the white ankle socks with the short boots?

    And what is this spell that madonna puts on people? Is she a vampire? “Look into my eyes….”

  6. rocko

    Is it me or is she wearing underwear with a see-thru dress?



  8. britney's weave

    just b/c models wear shit like that on the runway does not mean gwyneth should attempt it on the red carpet.

    best pic i’ve seen on here in awhile is the google ad to the right showing the dachshund puppy chewing on a straw. adorable.

  9. havoc

    Madonna = Soul Sucker.


  10. TUBBO

    Hey Deacon Jones #3 I’ll bet my 401k that when this picture was snapped he was humming “If I were a rich man”.

  11. havoc

    He looks like he would cry if you yelled at him….


  12. p0nk

    meh, he’s not a steroid abusing baseball slugger, she’s got nothing to fear from madonna.

  13. Bickus Dickus

    Anyone who names their kid “Apple” needs to be flogged in public. This woman has severe mental problems.

  14. Julie

    Ugly outfit

  15. Chris

    Why do marrages in Hollywood never last. Poor pathetic little lives they lead.

  16. Allison

    I like the dress. And the shoes.

  17. Allison

    I like the dress. And the shoes.

  18. Dr. Phil

    If Madonna can give you the blissful penetration your husband cannot, your marriage is doomed. A-Rod finally realized that, as did his ex-wife and his angry red anus.

  19. havoc

    I like the dress. And the shoes.

  20. Lisa

    What is the deal with the new dresses out that show it all? I haven’t seen one person yet that they looked nice on. Too me it looks tacky to show your bra and panties. It just ruins the look.

  21. dew

    Ack, that dress is so desperate even Katie/Jordan probably wouldn’t wear it (hmmm). And those shoes would be cute without the socks, AND with an entirely different outfit.

  22. Cash

    “I’m sorry mom and dad, I can’t spend the holidays with the family because I’m busy trying to keep up appearances. Yes dad, I know he’s gay, he’s the lead singer for Coldplay for god’s sake, but we look great in photos.”

  23. Max Planck

    Tell her to just catch Madonna out of her grave when the sun is up and she will dissolve into smoke!!

  24. Missy

    That is one fucking ugly dress! Nice granny panties there Gywneth ;)

    Definitely a fashion don’t!

  25. It seems like poor Gwen was the last person to find out Chris Martin is totally gay.

  26. jrz

    22–Dad’s dead baby

  27. Deacon Jones

    @10 & 11

    He’s probably a hypochondriac that has hour long, screaming fits on the phone with his mother back in Long Island. Oy vey

  28. Massa'

    I heard she doesn’t trim her bush. It probably looks like a sarlac with hair.

  29. uh-huh

    you know how i know you’re gay?

    you listen to coldplay.

  30. Shep

    wow, they are trying to save their marriage by spending the next few weeks together. That’s pretty intense. Next you’re going to tell me they have promised not to cheat on each other until 2009 if they can work things out. You just don’t see that kind of dedication anymore.

    Oh btw, Madonna’s an evil witch who want all he friends to be single or marred depending on her current situation.

  31. ummm...yeah

    #20, I agree, why would you wear a fucking see through dress with that tacky white bra? At least black lace would’ve been better.
    Listen assholes, if you’re going to wear a dress that shows it all…be at least 23 and perky(tits)…no bra either.
    God, all these old ass “stars” need to hire some better fashion consultants, cause the ones they have aren’t workin. They look stupid and desperate trying to look/stay young…you’re old, deal with it.

  32. I would dump her just for that dress. It’s unforgivable.

  33. Rosie Eats Taco

    I thought Bono was the singer for Coldplay?

  34. The dress is clever, but, the way she’s wearing it looks silly. This is a sans panties kinda dress… or, if she really feels the need to be modest either a) wear a slip or b) don’t wear a dress made of a farking vintage teddy in the first place.

  35. She’s not wearing socks. The white leather is part of the shoe. Not my favorite look.

  36. Harry

    #15 – If you were rich, beautiful, travelled the world on a moment’s notice, had everyone fawning over you, met interesting and glamorous people everyday, your marriage would probably suffer, too.

    If you’re like you, sitting at your 9 to 5 desk scanning The Superficial for something to take you out of your miserable life, then, yeah, you’d probably stay with that walking cottage cheese you call a wife.

  37. Chauncey Gardner

    I can’t stand Gwyneth, but she gets points for avoiding Coldplay shows.

  38. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

  39. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

  40. KG

    Lindary: I just went over to that website and didn’t see her personal ad. Do you have a direct link?

  41. my comment

    You can’t hold on to a man if you dress like that.

    Added is the fact that she is such a bird woman. Prim with no sexuality at all.

  42. I wonder: HOW LOW CAN SHE GO, folks?

  43. tigerbaby

    Madonna is fucking blind, and she has horrible taste in men. How she can choose A-Rod over Guy Ritchie is a mystery. A-Rod looks like a blow-up doll melted over a wax mannequin.

  44. alexc8

    Or maybe her marriage is in trouble because Chris gets to see this every morning -

  45. sameshitdifferentyear

    Wow, she’s a 100% MILF.

    M ediocre
    I rrelevant
    L ackluster
    F ake

    Who the fuck has been artificially elevating her career all these years?

  46. gadjo

    i used to respect Gwyneth and Chris Martin but since she hangs out with that slut and he steals music from orher artists..

  47. Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason

    white socks and high heeled shoes

  48. Her husband, the marriage can not be convicted. track does not mean Gwyneth should try the red carpet.

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