Gwyneth Paltrow tries to save marriage despite presence of ‘Madonna bug’
Gwyneth Paltrow and her husband Coldplay singer Chris Martin are reportedly shacked up in their London home in an effort to save their marriage. However, friends are saying the couple’s main problem is Madonna, according to NY Daily News:
The Oscar-winner is so committed, “she’s staying overseas until the holidays are over,” even forgoing events she typically loves, like tonight’s third annual Food Bank Lunchbox Auction bash. She usually hosts the event with close friend Mario Batali.”
But despite Paltrow’s claim that everything is smooth sailing, we hear Madonna may be the thorn in her marriage’s side. “Gwyneth has the Madonna bug… bad,” the pal says. “It’s eerie. Gwyneth acts normally until Madonna comes around, and then Gwyn is all about Madonna, all the time. Madge has even introduced Gwyneth to all her friends.
“Now instead of going to see Chris perform, she’d rather hang out with people like Alex Rodriguez and Ingrid Casares.”
I heard that, if Madonna crosses your path on a full moon, she’ll make you cheat on your significant other then come up with some crazy excuse on your celebrity blog that nobody’s buying and you’re sleeping in the bathtub tonight. Curse you, Madonna!
NOTE: Has anyone seen my loofah-pillow?