Gwyneth Paltrow to Joaquin Phoenix: ‘Live in the projects.’

March 16th, 2009 // 34 Comments

Gwyneth Paltrow is smart. So smart, in fact, she’s not buying Joaquin Phoenix’s new career in hip-hop which practically makes her some sort of super-sleuth. Frankly, I’m surprised she hasn’t solved the Kennedy assassination yet. MTV UK reports:

“I’m not a hundred percent sure that that’s really going to be the case,” she told MTV UK during a promotional junket for the film. “I think that there might be some other explanation or something going on. I’m not quite sure what, but I can’t believe that he’s really going to quit forever to become a rapper. It seems odd.”

“What advice would I give to Joaquin?” she laughed. “Hmm … maybe to go live in the projects for a few years to get some authenticity, maybe.”

Aww, snap! No, she di’int! You just got burnt by Vanilla Madonna-Bot, son.

Photo: Flynet

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  1. Jrz

    The Projects? Wait a minute. I thought he was trying to be a Hebrew/Amish mountain man.

    Hey, I have an idea…why doesn’t Gwenyth go live in the projects? That would be fun to watch. That would be a terrific reality show. Gwenyth Paltrow and her macrobiotic diet and her ugly designer clothes goes to live in Berry Farms in Southeast DC!

    “Who dat? What dat bitch wearin??”
    “Shit….dats dat snotty white bitch.”
    “Oh damn…she ain’t got no ass. What she wearin a skirt made out of tin foil fo”

  2. GuyHolly

    I bet he could make a killing on a street corner with all the rest of the homeless. He looks like, and probably smells like, he’s homeless.

  3. sushi

    Great advice from this dumb slut who hangs out with famous rapper she would call the cops on if she didn’t know who he was. When is this dumb ugly cunt going to fall off the face of the planet?

  4. United Socialists States of America

    “Go live in the Projects?” So am I to understand that Ms Liberal Paltrow just made a racist statement? Inferring that all rappers/hip-hoppers are black and live in the ghetto’s and projects? Where’s the media backlash on that statement? Where’s Rev Jacksnon & Sharpton, & Farakoon demanding apologies and boycotts?

    Oh wait, she’s a liberal, and they are not held to the same standards, so they can say whatever they want. In fact, I believe a liberal cleb can go on tv and kill somebody and there wouldn’t be any public or media scrutiny. As long as they keep supporting liberal politicians everythings cool….

  5. Nelson says "ha-ha"

    hey, #5, at least you’re not bitter or anything

  6. Dianne

    What does Gweneth Paltrow know about the projects anyway, and who said you had to live in the projects to be a rapper.

  7. cranky life-has-passed-me-by conservative

    It’s all cuz of dalibrulmedia. Rush said so.

  8. testing

    i hate gwenneth as much as the next person, but good for her. Jaoquin is either crazy, on drugs or attention whoring ….any way you cut it he fucked up any chance at success Two Lovers had

  9. U.N. translator

    What she meant was, he needs to become black and make a bunch of girls pregnant and walk away and sell drugs to school kids so he can say his rap is taken directly from the hard life he was forced to live.

  10. Gary

    I’ve got him pegged as a rancid SBD farter.

  11. ohcomeon

    #9- you must be a complete idiot. so what, let the man be. I bought a guitar the other day because I am interested in playing, so should I booze it up and inject heroin before I start picking away? And if this a PR stunt, then good for him. Whether it works or not, who cares? Paltrow is fucking stupid- if he’s not rapping about being a gangster, then the whole “projects” comment is out the window. She doesn’t even know what he’s rapping about.

  12. testing

    #12 – actually if you are thousands of dollars, if not millions to appear in a movie anfd sign a contract to promote the film you should act like a man and do you damn job. He can do whatever he wants with his time, but he was contracted to promote the movie and then goes and pulls this vanity project/ publicity bullshit.

    Gwenneth has an obnoxious sense of entitlementr, but at least she does the work she signs up for and doesnt screw over the cast and crew of her silms but acting like Jaoquin

  13. worldgonemad

    #11… There are many many projects in USA with RACES other than black in them. There are also many people having kids outside mariage NOT JUST BLACK. There are also many people who SELL DRUGS NOT JUST BLACKS. Your comments seem more racist than Ms. Paltrows.

  14. worldgonemad

    #11… There are many many projects in USA with RACES other than black in them. There are also many people having kids outside mariage NOT JUST BLACK. There are also many people who SELL DRUGS NOT JUST BLACKS. Your comments seem more racist than Ms. Paltrows.

  15. Jesse

    “There are many many projects in USA with RACES other than black in them. There are also many people having kids outside mariage NOT JUST BLACK. There are also many people who SELL DRUGS NOT JUST BLACKS. Your comments seem more racist than Ms. Paltrows.”

    Yeah but only the n i g g e r s focus their music on a boastful celebration of all this.

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  17. Jane Goodall

    Good comment #16. As I’ve noted in my studies, only the North American Street Ape takes great pride and a sense of accomplishment when it commits crimes, abandons it’s pregnant mate, or uses tools (guns, knives, spears) to kill humans or other Street Apes. The Street Ape also takes special pride in selling drugs to other Street Apes as well as some humans. Even though the Street Ape has no real concept of currency, the monetary system, or mathematics in general, but it can associate certain symbols on currency with certain bags of drugs, and it does seem to know it is committing a crime, as it usually runs when a policeman is in the vicinity. Although the sirens and bright lights may just be confusing the North American Street Ape, causing it to flee. I’ve witnessed that sometimes the Street Apes attacks violenty when confused by these bright lights and noises. In this case, the Street Ape is usually dietized by the other Street Apes. These are all reasons why I’ve concluded that the North American Street Ape should not be allowed to roam freely amongst humans.

  18. Oh SNAP! I’m tired of Joaquin’s yeti impersonation. Check out my blog rant: http://thingsiwanttopunchintheface.blogspot.com/2009/03/joaquin-phoenixs-facial-hair.html

  19. ohcomeon

    #13- That “vanity” PR stunt is obviously working. Every fucking news agency, entertainment reporter, and even us, are talking about him. I highly doubt this is in vain. But if it is, he’s got people paying attention. Producers want advertisement, and being this is Hollywood, for all you know he was sent out there by his agent.

  20. washington

    I think JP should go live with Zach Galifianakis.

  21. Jane

    Is it just me, or can you see his dick through thay creepy hole in his pants?

  22. Jane

    Is it just me, or can you see his dick through that
    creepy hole in his pants?

  23. I’ve witnessed that sometimes the Street Apes attacks violenty when confused by these bright lights and noises. In this case, the Street Ape is usually dietized by the other Street Apes.

  24. vanya tillman

    Gwyn forgot that the person born with the silver spoon in her mouth is HER! Perhaps this whole thing is a ruse but Joaquin has plenty of creed– did we forget that he was raised nomadically in the cult The Children of God in South America? One could only imagine he’s far more “real” than she ever could let herself be.

  25. I’m with #4, Sushi.

  26. I’m with #4, Sushi.

  27. the Thing is...

    #18- That’s some racist shit………but that’s the funniest shit i’ve read in a comment forum in months. You should write for the Superficial. Your grammar and punctuation is almost flawless.

  28. RM

    28- Your grammar and punctuation are almost flawless.
    Also, the bestialising of black Americans is truly evil.

  29. Jane Goodall 's dog

    Good comment 16. As I have noted in my studies, only North American Street Apes derive great pride, and a sense of accomplishment, from committing crimes, abandoning their pregnant mates and using tools- guns, knives, spears, to kill humans or other N.A. Street Apes. N. A. Street Apes also derive an especial pride from selling illicit drugs to other N.A. Street Apes, as well as to humans. Though N.A. Street Apes have not got a concept of currency, the monetary system or mathematics generally, they associate symbols on the U.S. currency with particular bagfuls of illicit drugs, and seem to know when they are committing a crime, as they flee when a policeman enters their vicinity. Although the sirens and bright lights of police vehicles may frighten N.A. Street Apes, causing them to flee. I have witnessed Street Apes attacking violently on being deranged by such bright lights and noises. In these instances, N.A. Street Apes are often dietised(?) by other N.A. Street Apes. These are reasons for my conclusion: the N.A. Street Ape should be forbidden to roam freely among humans.

  30. #30

    Ooooooggie, booooooggie…ooooooooggie booooooggie! Ooo, ooo, eee, eee, Kanye West!

    Obama gonna save me! Ain’t gotta work!!

  31. Sandra

    Paltrow should take her own advice and live in the projects, maybe then she would get off her high horse and realize that there are others in need…and then create a website that matters other then to the RICH! I love celebs that create websites that really help the community…dumb dumb!

  32. Number 30

    Ooogy, boogy, woogy to you too. Obama won’t be saving me, he’s not my President. Let’s not be poltical, you and I, this is a site for photos of chest-boulders, madmen (Joaquin), and fleetingly-famous slebs.

  33. What is known about Gweneth Paltrow projects anyway, who said you had to live in these projects should be rapper.

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