Gwyneth Paltrow hates Scarlett Johansson

May 19th, 2009 // 57 Comments

Apparently Gwyneth Paltrow and Scarlett Johansson aren’t getting along on the set of Iron Man 2. The GOOP auteur thinks Scarlett is stealing her “limelight,” according to The Sun:

One Hollywood source revealed yesterday: “Gwyneth has become very frustrated with Scarlett. They come from different worlds and have completely different styles. Gwyneth has found Scarlett very demanding of the attention of the crew. It’s not a happy set.”

The on-set source added: “Gwyneth and Scarlett have never been particularly close.
“Gwyneth was looking forward to working with EMILY BLUNT, who was originally in line for the part, but it ended up being Scarlett. Gwyneth’s had to live with that and she has been very professional, but she and Scarlett haven’t developed a friendship on the shoot, which is almost at the half way point.
“In fact, it’s quite the opposite.”

I took the liberty of doodling how Iron Man would solve this problem, but I’m pretty sure Marvel would sue my pants off for showing their million dollar franchise character transform into a hot tub with double breast massagers. Although, frankly, I don’t know how else you fight crime.

Photos: Flynet

  1. Zeek

    Commie frist!

  2. twocentsa

    Gwyneth sucked in Iron Man. And Scarlett is prettier. Gwyneth is jeaaaalouuus!

  3. scarlett is prettier but the pictures that are posted arent flattering

  4. Gwyneth

    Scarlett is just so…so…so American! Uh! I hate it!

  5. Wednesdays on ABC!

    This fall – two crimefighters who don’t go by the book! Watch “Scarecrow and Dolphinface” Wednesdays nights at 8 (7 central) on ABC!

  6. She should get Tom Takeituptheass Cruise to bring down the pain on Scarlett.

  7. KG

    Scarlett is hotter, but Gwyneth is by far the better actress (and can look pretty hot on screen with the right makeup and lighting). They are both way too enamored of themselves, but at least Gwyneth has an IQ above 100.

  8. Jimbo

    I want to shoot my GOOP all over Gwyneth’s asshole.

  9. Paltrow=36y/o

    Paltrow=Chris Martin
    Johansson=Ryan Reynolds

    Paltrow’s privates=echo
    Johansson’s privates=still viable

    You’d be pissed and jealous, too.

  10. LawnGnome

    They both need punished for not getting along. I’ll administer the spankings.

  11. whatever

    Ugh. Scarlett needs to get those teeth whitened.

  12. Delgo

    Apple’s mom is pissed.
    Apple’s dad steals Satch’s music.

  13. Delgo

    Apple’s mom is pissed.
    Apple’s dad steals Satch’s music.

  14. Stupid drama queens..why can’t they just be happy they have a job?

  15. Delgo

    Thats fucked up. I did not click twice.

  16. PunkA

    Scarlett is overrated. Way overrated. Having said that, back in the day Gwynn was way overrated too. If I never saw either of these chicks in a film again, I could live with it. But at least Gwynn will show us her bits, so edge to Gwynn.

  17. Oliver Joyner

    who gives a flying rats cock…

  18. yes

    that’s right. because SCARLETT FUCKING SUCKS.

    most boring, overrated, pretentious shit head ever, ughhhh i hate her!

  19. jimbo

    I’ll take Scar over Gwyneth Paltry based on Paltry’s nepotism status

  20. mafme

    Gwyneth comes from a world of good acting, Scarlett comes from a fluff-head school of acting.

  21. #7 – I thought his middle name was haytalodapuss…


  22. SoTe

    Why wouldn’t Scarlett get all the attention? She’s one sexy bitch, while on the other hand… this one is an insipid one. I don’t even know why people are mentioning better acting… it’s Iron Man not Hamlet. This is a battle of the egos, and I think Paltrow is going to lose! Scarlett is far more appealing and sexy.

  23. Murphy72

    Gwyneth should be eating her arse three times a day.

  24. Gwyneth is a crunchy, dowdy, hippie Mom whose career peaked 10 years ago with an Oscar she received for her performance of a script she stole from a “friend”…Scarlett is a sexy young woman with her career on the rise.


  25. PS even in her bet days, Gwyneth was never as pretty or sexy as Scarlett

  26. average joe

    Scarlett looks like she could suck a watermelon through a straw. Gwyneth looks like nothing less than royalty will get her wet. I know who I’m voting for come November!

  27. mikeock

    I’d love to make Gwyneth taste meat. My meat.

  28. danny

    Great. A cat fight between two semi-attractive women. *yawn*

  29. How is Scarlett demanding? Isn’t Gwyneth a high-maintenance girl, too? Yeah, they are just drama queens. Cannot wait for the movie, though.

  30. juuuunba!

    honestly, why did Scarlett even get cast for a role that Emily for sure can play better. I wanna even see how SJ is gonna pull off a freakin Russian accent, she can barely talk like a women!

    Plus Emily blunt is hot as hell…GP is fine in this role of pepper

  31. skanks

    Gwyneth has beautiful blonde hair and blue eyes from her human parent. Her ugly disposition and rapid aging come from whatever mongrel fucked the better looking parent.
    Oh. And she’s a cunt.

  32. That sound kinda hot, didnt Gwynie recently inflate her chest…

  33. CryBabyeth

    Did poor widdle Gwennie get upstaged by the hawt movie star? Awwwww …. Suck it.

  34. Frankly, My Dear

    I’m sure Scarlett doesn’t give a damn.

  35. Julie Ann

    I’m assuming it’s her earring…but in pic #3…the head shot of Scarlett…it looks like her neck is pierced? It has the perfect spacing of a barbell stud..and since she’s done some bizarre shit in the past it wouldn’t surprise me…

  36. wundersmack

    I liked Gwyneth until she got those stupid tiny implants. Go natural or go crazy, I say.

  37. gigi

    whatev… Scarlett will kick Gwyneth’s ass… until, that is, the uber-scary-talented Jessica Biel shows up & starts quoting Shakespeare all over the place…

  38. Parker

    obviously gwyneth realizes that between them only scarlett has the ass that men want to buttfuck. this makes her keenly jealous. too bad. scarlett’s a total babe.

  39. sday

    am I the only one who’s noticed the barbell NECK PIERCING Scarlett has?!?!?! WTF?!

  40. James Gray

    Gwyneth is just bitter cause men love ScarJo while Goopy Bitch Paltrow has to show her titties to directors to get any attention.


  42. KC

    Scarlett is beautiful, rich, sexy, and married to Ryan Reynolds … but she couldn’t act her way out of gym class. She should be kissing serious Paltrow ass. At least to get an invitation to a party where she might meet Madonna.

  43. gorgeous lady

    click for more

  44. RuthieGix

    I don’t know why she should be jealous. When pretty woman are seen together, they each enhance each other’s attractiveness.

  45. Don

    Gwenyth just needs to be Johansson-motorboated. If she’s not game, I am.

  46. There’s no comparison here.
    Gwyneth is a washed up old bag next to that hourglass that never runs out of sand.

  47. --------------------DIRTY KIKES THE BOTH OF 'EM-----------------------



  48. -----------

    both incredibly over-rated. boring faces. boring people. boring acting. both think they are brilliant and intellectual. neither is. scarlett’s body wins, though.
    maybe if they could kill each other off jessica beil could finally get a part and the world would be a better place.

  49. chupacabra

    yet another reason for me to hate that goop bitch. she’s such a self-righteous piece of shit. She’s also dumb as a god damned stump.

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