Gwyneth Paltrow, pregnant and drinking

March 30th, 2006 // 108 Comments

*gwyneth_paltrow_pregnant_drinker.jpgGwyneth Paltrow was visibly annoyed at the stares and pointing when she had dinner with hubby Chris Martin on Tuesday at lower East Side sushi bar Cube 63. “People were looking and waving, and she just tried to melt further into the corner,” according to one witness. Diners observed Martin pick up several bottles of Guinness at a nearby deli, and they were surprised when Paltrow, who is five months pregnant with the couple’s second child, drank one herself.

Now if there’s one thing I know, it’s that babies need tons and tons of booze. Or maybe milk. I can’t really remember which. This may be why I flunked out of vet school. Seriously, those were some of the ugliest babies I’ve ever seen.



  1. evelyn

    actually, i think that eating raw fish is way funnier than the fact that she was drinking a beer.

    i mean, after all, wouldn’t it be hilarious if she developed tape worm and it ate the baby in the womb?

  2. MizScarlett

    A primer: Marc Antony (no H) – hunky Roman who once humped Cleo(patra). Marc AntHony -runty ‘Rican who now humps J-Lo.

    As to Gwynnie boozin’ – I’d drink, too, if I were popping out the second puppy of a guy who sings shitty ethereal same-sounding pop songs in too-breathy a manner and puts different-colored tape on his fingers for God Knows What Reason.

  3. #99, you are correct, technically you don’t get put under, but you are full of anestisia, and a large gaping hole is cut into mother. By less dangerous, I meant to the baby. I.E. one beer is going to be less dangerous than what she is given before the Cesarian.

  4. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Gwyneth’s ugly, her baby’s ugly, Lindsay Lohan’s ugly, I’m ugly, and you’re ugly.
    The only beautiful person left on Earth is Ray Nagin. Let’s all line up to suck the balls of the Mayor of Chocolate City.
    What this has to do with Guinness and pregnant bitches, I don’t know. Make it a fun game and see if you can find the connection yourself.

  5. HughJorganthethird

    Oh I’m sure the baby and maybe you are ugly but I don’t know about the rest.

  6. Santress

    One arbitrary beer probably won’t hurt but we really don’t know her drinking habits. She was spotted the day after the first story drinking 2-3 glasses of wine.

  7. Jive*Turkey

    Pregnant women are ugly and repulsive in general, but Gwen really takes the cake. Apple will grow up to be just as homely and boring. I feel sorry for poor Chris having to watch her give birth outta her stretched out vag a 2nd time. Ughhh. Doesn’t look like she takes regular showers either. Doc, make sure to wear a mask.

    God she is hideous.

  8. welcome to being a star….lesson #1: if you get paid millions of dollars people get to look at you!

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