Gwyneth Paltrow was visibly annoyed at the stares and pointing when she had dinner with hubby Chris Martin on Tuesday at lower East Side sushi bar Cube 63. “People were looking and waving, and she just tried to melt further into the corner,” according to one witness. Diners observed Martin pick up several bottles of Guinness at a nearby deli, and they were surprised when Paltrow, who is five months pregnant with the couple’s second child, drank one herself.
Now if there’s one thing I know, it’s that babies need tons and tons of booze. Or maybe milk. I can’t really remember which. This may be why I flunked out of vet school. Seriously, those were some of the ugliest babies I’ve ever seen.