Gwyneth Paltrow took to GOOP to write about a “frenemy” who was surprisingly not enamored by all-things Gwyneth. Clearly, this person must be Satan:
Back in the day, I had a “frenemy” who, as it turned out, was pretty hell-bent on taking me down. This person really did what they could to hurt me. I was deeply upset, I was angry, I was all of those things you feel when you find out that someone you thought you liked was venomous and dangerous. I restrained myself from fighting back. I tried to take the high road. But one day I heard that something unfortunate and humiliating had happened to this person. And my reaction was deep relief and…happiness. There went the high road.
Page Six suggests the “frenemy” is Winona Ryder who shared an apartment with Gwyneth and competed with her for the lead in Shakespeare in Love. I was going to say it was Madonna, but everyone knows she simply feasts upon the flesh of her enemies. Ha! I was way off.
SHE’S AN UGLY BITCH.
I think Coldplay and Chris Martin have brilliant music. His wife, I don’t get. I thinik being Madonna’s pal means you must be a blood sucking vampire.
Hear ye, hear ye, frenemies!!
#11 I totally agree with you. Frenemy?? Behoove?? WHO uses these words. She is so fucking pretentious it makes me sick.
She looks like the big sister to that twat who’s always photographed with Spencer Pratt.
#52, you are an asshole.
Fuck that ugly bitch…and her ugly shoes.
Her face ain’t that great and she is a brainless bubble skull, but her body looks pretty hot.
#25 Courtyardpidgeon: You’re right. She has great legs and should use them to hold herself up while bending over my kitchen table. Wait a minute. She wouldn’t do that because she is GWYNETH PALTROW. Remember that all you peasants.
Yup, those are nice legs. But Cold Play still sucks. And Apple is still a stupid name.
Who is Winona Ryder? Is she an actress?
Her face ain’t that great and she’s a brainless bubble skull, but her body looks pretty good for having squirted out a couple of kids.
school teacher body, yummy!!
This woman can’t dress for shit. She always seems to be trying to show off her dried up punani. Amazing how youthful her “frenemy” Winona Ryder still looks. Now there’s a true beauty!
Recently I found a hot club — S e e k i n g t a l l . c o m — just for sexy tall gals and guys to find their cupid. Come on, tall singles. Don’t miss your love.
My guess is it was J Lo or Sharon Stone, both have said really bitchy things about Gwen in the past.
She must have really nasty feet if she’s wearing men’s tube socks with strappy sandals.
It is somehow gratifying that people have figured out how self-righteous and stupid she is. They used to think she was this wonderful woman with a great personality.
However, I do think she looks terrific.
Does anybody else get the feeling that her marriage sucks and that she’s still secretly obsessed over Brad Pitt? I think that kind of explains everything.
I do think its important that while Gwyneth still looks pretty, Winona looks absolutely beautiful. Even with the shoplifting, Winona kind of wins in the Hollywood lottery.
Clearly Gwyneth is jealous and is trying to make Winona look bad, but it just makes her look petty.
Just look at those legs! Yes, she’s annoying, but I’d still do her.
That’s the thing. Do you know anyone whos legs look worse than hers?
Her legs are not bad but shes packing a wiener and still a buttaface.
I used to find her completely unappealing, but with every year that passes, damn!
Also, legs!
Oh Gwyneth…I don’t hate you or anything but is that how you talk about a friend who took you in after your very public break-up with Brad Pit? That is just so shitty.
Winona Ryder hell bent on ruining you? Please…
Besides, Winona is a far better actress than you are. You winning an Oscar for the role you supposedly stole from Winona doesn’t prove anything. Cate Blanchett should have won that year.
You wanna know something else, I like Blythe Danner better than you.
P.S. I wish you or Winona would post on YouTube the SPICE GIRLS videos I read you made.
Paltrow’s best feature is her legs and they look pretty bony in those pics. Her face looks a tad better with the help of a self-tanner. Catch her in her candids and you’ll see close-ups are not her friend.
Her frenemy Ryder has aged well and still looks beautiful.
It would serve the goopy bitch well to find out Ryder’s beauty secrets. Apparently Noni’s doing something right.
Her face is not so great and so is the skull of a bubble brain dead but her body looks pretty hot.
Her face is not so great and so is the skull of a bubble brain dead but her body looks pretty hot.