Gwyneth Paltrow not loved by all? Impossible!

Gwyneth Paltrow took to GOOP to write about a “frenemy” who was surprisingly not enamored by all-things Gwyneth. Clearly, this person must be Satan:

Back in the day, I had a “frenemy” who, as it turned out, was pretty hell-bent on taking me down. This person really did what they could to hurt me. I was deeply upset, I was angry, I was all of those things you feel when you find out that someone you thought you liked was venomous and dangerous. I restrained myself from fighting back. I tried to take the high road. But one day I heard that something unfortunate and humiliating had happened to this person. And my reaction was deep relief and…happiness. There went the high road.

Page Six suggests the “frenemy” is Winona Ryder who shared an apartment with Gwyneth and competed with her for the lead in Shakespeare in Love. I was going to say it was Madonna, but everyone knows she simply feasts upon the flesh of her enemies. Ha! I was way off.

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