Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid

*gwyneth%20paltrow_names_kid.jpgAfter naming her first child Apple, Gwyneth Paltrow plans to give her new son an even worse name. Paltrow wants to name her second child Mortimer, after her godfather Steven Spielberg. Paltrow apparently affectionately refers to Spielberg as “Uncle Morty”.

It’s apparent that Gwyneth hates her children. Among other things. She might as well name him the Fairy Prince and send him to school in a dress. But I have a feeling that’s gonna happen anyway. Particularly if I get that substitute teaching job.