Gwyneth Paltrow might be pulling a Madonna

November 19th, 2008 // 43 Comments

Just like her best friend Madonna, Gwyneth Paltrow might be ditching her British husband Coldplay singer Chris Martin. Instead of seeing him perform this weekend, Gwyneth opted to attend the opening of Fountainebleu in Miami at the personal invitation of the owner Jeff Soffer, according to Page Six:

Paltrow and Soffer – a billionaire bachelor who’s regarded as Miami royalty – have become very good friends recently, insiders added.
Adding to speculation, Paltrow didn’t stay at the hotel with other guests, opting to “stay at a friend’s house instead for more privacy,” a source reports. While attending the Victoria’s Secret party and show, she “remained closed off in a private section and hung out with Soffer and Madonna paramour Alex Rodriguez.”
On Friday, Soffer gave Paltrow a private tour of the hotel and then whisked her away in his Bentley. Saturday, she joined him on his yacht with her pal Kate Hudson.
Adding fuel to the fire was the way Paltrow looked in Miami. “She was very, very thin,” a witness noted. “She looked stressed out. And she certainly didn’t act like a happily married woman.”

So I’m guessing it’s safe to assume this Jeff Soffer character had a wild threesome with Gwyneth Paltrow and Kate Hudson on a pile of diamonds in international waters. Pfft. Who hasn’t? Get back to me when you do something original, Jeff.

Photos: Splash News

  1. What would a married mother of 2 have in common with a Miami playboy? /it just goes to show how shallow women can be…”…omg a yacht AND a Bentley…take me now!!!”

  2. megan

    her chest is like falling out

  3. michelle

    um, are boobs not trendy in Hollywood anymore?

  4. sd

    maybe she is the one that is dating A-ROD.they are together. madonna rules

  5. dfef

    madonna looks hotter than her

  6. Jarman

    Madonna looks hotter than my grandma…… I don’t think so.

  7. BigJim

    What’s wrong with ditching her husband’s concert? Seriously, Coldplay sucks. It doesn’t necessarily means she’s cheating on him.

    Well, any guy who listens to Cold Play is definitely gay, so it stands to reason that the lead singer would be gay too. Therefore…

  8. Deacon Jones

    Why God, why? Why would a Miami “playboy” want ANYTHING to do with this boyish looking has been actress???

    When I was in Miami I couldn’t walk down the street for more than 10 seconds without my dick tearing out of my pants…

  9. Shep

    Well when your wife is hanging out with Kate Hudson, you can’t really be too surprised when she’s out looking for some strange dick. On the brighter side, think of all the material chris martin will have to torture us with some more. This story just sucks all around.

  10. tim

    Soon her belt will be good enough as a bra.

  11. Jimbo


  12. chris martin

    i dunno maybe she doesn’t want to arena rock with her husband every fucking day.

    19/11/08: Dallas, TX
    21/11/08: Denver, CO
    22/11/08: Salt Lake City, UT
    25/11/08: Anaheim, CA
    26/11/08: Phoenix, AZ
    29/11/08: Sheffield
    01/12/08: Birmingham
    02/12/08: Birmingham
    03/12/08: Birmingham
    06/12/08: Glasgow
    07/12/08: Liverpool
    09/12/08: Glasgow
    11/12/08: Manchester
    12/12/08: Manchester
    14/12/08: London
    15/12/08: London
    16/12/08: London
    19/12/08: Belfast
    21/12/08: Dublin
    22/12/08: Dublin
    23/12/08: Belfast
    12/02/09: Tokyo

    she went to a big party, saw a posh hotel, maybe she go yachting and shit without her husband. she rich.

  13. Brittish dudes doesnt know about American culture? How Feckless these whores can be? theyre being trample on! Hope your wrong superfish…

  14. Eric

    If I saw Gwryncheth Flatboob and her pal Cryptkeeper walking into a bar, I’d get a picture but definitely not an erection.

  15. Uncle Eccoli

    She’s despicable.

  16. I heard that she appeared on a millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^with a personal account there. Maybe you have the chance to talk to her online or meet some celebrities there. It is amazing.

  17. Chris Martin is hot these days. Gwenyth is not.

  18. Andie

    “You know how I know you’re gay? You listen to Coldplay”

    LOL. I’m a chick so it’s ok that I dig Coldplay, I guess. All I can say about Gwyneth is that he’s not aging as well as I’d thought she would by looking at her mother. Not that I’m better or anything, just sayin’. I think Chris Martin is hot too, btw.

  19. Me 2

    @18- Agreed. Gwyneth looks older than she is.

    I think she COULD pull off that mini-dress IF she pulled it up higher. Like, okay, you’re a flat-chested woman and, okay, you want people to take you seriously so you didn’t get implants BUT, if you’re so opposed to boobs, will you just pull your dress up and spare us the awkward non-cleavage? …I don’t get it.

  20. Me 2

    OH and one thing I don’t like about Gwyneth Paltrow is that she ALWAYS comes off like she thinks she is better than just about everyone. If she’s cheating on her husband with some nouveau-riche toolbag, she better get the fuck off her high horse.

  21. Heather

    Fuck you guys. I love Coldplay. And I’d bang Chris Martin like a retard on a drum set.

  22. Huh?

    They’re all whores. The whole lot of them. Paltrow, Hudson, Madonna. Fuck ‘em all. Totally inappropriate behavior for any married woman and she should be ashamed of herself.

    And people wonder why there is an emidemic of domestic violence in this country.

  23. Andie


    You are a tool. That is all.

  24. Chris Fartin

    Chris Martin is not the pussyboy he appears. He cultivates this preppy image but he’s really an arrogant, angry jerk. There are more demonic messages in Coldplay songs than in all the Beatles’ albums combined. I bet he could take down Suge Knight with one blow.

  25. Su

    madonna is not a whore.she is a powerfull woman.damn sexy.guy dumped her csause she wants to pass more time in america an he is such a selfish man that wants to live in uk.he will realize what he lost.madonna is a sex of a kind.she is the only one that looks so good at 50

  26. Pee Wee From Porky's

    She looks wracked with guilt. I find that very sexy!

  27. dontlooknow

    No wonder she’s been dressing like such a skank lately. Not only is Madonna a bad influence, but Gwinnie is dressed for hunting.

  28. coldplay lover

    drump him gwen, i’ll take him in a heart beat!!! SING TO ME BRITTISH HOTTIE!

  29. Sharon

    This chick is already separated or divorce. She is just two embarrassed to be open and honest about it.

  30. Mae

    Gwen is looking for a man. That’s the real reason they are never together.

  31. Jackson'shole

    Her tits are some of the ugliest I’ve ever seen. She’s really not attractive at all. She was fugly as Hell in Iron Man. And that dress looks like a tampon.

  32. Amy

    Not that I like Paltrow or Coldplay, but there’s not really anything in this story – not going to one of his concerts is certainly no big deal, nor is not staying at a hotel, nor is hanging out on a yacht with a friend. I’m not saying there’s nothing going on, just that this is certainly no evidence.

  33. twisted

    I’m sorry. Maybe it’s me. I have never seen what makes this woman interesting to anyone.

  34. dew

    Women with small, saggy breasts should NOT go strapless in a sculpted gown (Nicole Kidman did it this week too).

    Make sure your “little pretties” fill the sculpted cups, or they’ll leave a gap, or jump out when you lift your arms.

  35. joey joejoe

    who’s dressing these ppl, hello bookends shes got no tits and that dress looks like it was made for pam. her cup not runneth over cause its a fucking drought in titty land.

  36. packinwood

    The old heifer needs to pull her dress up so those droopy boobs will quit dragging the floor. I’ll bet she gets nipple burns walking across the carpet.

  37. Rogue

    … she’s gross.

  38. v tard

    I really hope this is just bullshit and spin.

  39. does it matter

    She was at his concert on Oct 26 2008, at the izod center and she seemed very happy watching her husband so what if she misses some of his concerts!

  40. does it matter

    She was at his concert on Oct 26 2008, at the izod center and she seemed very happy watching her husband so what if she misses some of his concerts!

  41. Jammy

    “Jeff-ry Sof-fer…”

  42. lrm

    yea,not aging as well as i thought….too much excercise,frankly.
    eat a steak….
    and,she looks more like her blue blood mom—that anglo angular kind of drained/tired aging process….
    i personally loved her in her early shakespeare in love days—when she just acted; i thought she was great in iron man-always love her in films….regardless of whether she looks good or not,she’s a great actress. Carries the roles off well. Holds her own with heavyweights like anthony hopkins,robert downey jr.,michael douglas,etc.
    and she WAS beautiful when younger,albeit it flat chest;c’mon people,some women are built that way.

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