Oh my God, grandma, get back in the coffin! You’re embarrassing yourself! Why can’t you die with digni– oh, it’s just Fishstick. Or Wednesday Addams. Either way, it’s rude to show up to a funeral wearing the same thing as the deceased. At least grandma had the good sense to wear a bra, and she’s dead. What’s your excuse?
Gwyneth Paltrow keeps crypts
September 26th, 2005 // 69 Comments