Oh my God, grandma, get back in the coffin! You’re embarrassing yourself! Why can’t you die with digni– oh, it’s just Fishstick. Or Wednesday Addams. Either way, it’s rude to show up to a funeral wearing the same thing as the deceased. At least grandma had the good sense to wear a bra, and she’s dead. What’s your excuse?
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Queen LaQueefah | September 26, 2005 at 5:02 pm
“Gwynnie” is just upset that Austin’s Central Market was closed at 9 pm, when they KNEW she was going to be in town! How could they? Ugh! That’s like, totally inconsiderate! All she wanted was some vegan cheese, it’s not much to ask, is it? People should be happy she came into their store, it’s not like they had things to do after work or anything! It’s not easy being such a gigantic bitch with a face that belongs on Easter Island!
oscarthegrouch | September 26, 2005 at 5:05 pm
OMG! That forehead!
exmachina | September 26, 2005 at 5:07 pm
that is gross! I was never a fan of hers, but jeez her clavicle looks like she poked her head out of a jungle gym.
Miss^SnowFlake | September 26, 2005 at 5:10 pm
OH DEAR GOD!!! I thought she is ugly but that much……hmm actually these pics made me laugh, but if you think about it its actually quite sad.Oh what the hell…at least im having fun :D:D:D:D:D
Ms. Dilligaff | September 26, 2005 at 5:12 pm
Eeeeeek!
I’m scared. Hold me.
Dirty Howie | September 26, 2005 at 5:12 pm
This bitch is fuglier than Katrina and Rita combined.
Ms. Dilligaff | September 26, 2005 at 5:13 pm
I have to add…could you imagine having to see that face if you’re a small child? YOU VEEL EAT YOUR PEAS UND YOU VEEL LIKE IT.
FearLeSphere | September 26, 2005 at 5:18 pm
thats just sadistic, as if an albino monkey thats dying from syfilis isn’t a sad enough image, some sick bastard had to dress it up like Wednesday from the Adams Family, That’s just not right. Looks like Snow White finally chocked on her Apple.
Hester Prynne | September 26, 2005 at 5:30 pm
She looks like she could use some fiber.
bmwPR | September 26, 2005 at 5:40 pm
Paint a star on her face and she looks a bit like David Bowie
IvoryFingers | September 26, 2005 at 5:58 pm
Wow, and she couldn’t understand when Brad dumped her?
boe | September 26, 2005 at 6:03 pm
omg…someone give that woman a cracker
FearLeSphere | September 26, 2005 at 6:06 pm
Wait, hold on a minute, I thought this was a funny picture of another starving celeb…but the more i look at it the more freaked out I get, I start hearing the Omen soundtrack and a faint smell of rotting flesh tickles my nostrils…Christos…AaaaAAhh…Dominus…..AaaaAAAaaaah….Satani….Ding Ding
Martin92 | September 26, 2005 at 6:11 pm
Is this website TRYING to make me feel better about myself?
WillJay | September 26, 2005 at 6:14 pm
Stop making fun! Mrs. Danvers is the most hard working housekeeper at Manderlay.
Ms. Dilligaff | September 26, 2005 at 6:15 pm
Good one WillJay, but it may go unappreciated by many.
Sleek | September 26, 2005 at 6:16 pm
Nah Fishstick’s just posing for an update of Grant Wood
Sleek | September 26, 2005 at 6:18 pm
Ha Willjay, funny.
For those don’t know what Mrs. Danvers looks like.
Sleek | September 26, 2005 at 6:18 pm
Darnit link to pic here: http://www.oscars.org/press/pressreleases/images/020722a.jpg
George W. Bush | September 26, 2005 at 6:38 pm
My fellow Amurricans, I will not be be intimidated by turrurrists.
ki | September 26, 2005 at 6:45 pm
Ugh.
Oh, and by the way, the Superficial homepage takes forever. It’s ANNOYING. On second thought, maybe I should move out of the Stone Age of dial-up. On third thought, maybe you bastards should cater to us cavemen. Otherwise, you’re just cave racists. You know, like those crappy Geico commercials.
mac2048 | September 26, 2005 at 6:51 pm
Ahhhhh! Back to hell, beast, from whence thou came! Back say I! Back back!
Karl Hungus | September 26, 2005 at 7:22 pm
Freak Show!
meggy | September 26, 2005 at 7:49 pm
To be fair, Gwyn was up all night feeding Apple her wheat-free organic soy baby formula.
Matt | September 26, 2005 at 7:50 pm
Umm…is this an infotainment blog? If anyone’s read Augusten Burroughs “Running With Scissors” or remotely follows casting news, you’d know that Gwyn and a spy bag full of other stars are filming the screen version helmed by Nip/Tuck and Popular creator Ryan Murhphy.
Read the book–you’ll get why Mrs Martin is in the death frock and love every minute of it.
Mermaid | September 26, 2005 at 7:55 pm
This is exactly why i am not a vegetarian. Go eat some cow Gwen!
Pat the Bongo | September 26, 2005 at 8:26 pm
go to the beach and get some sun.
gailmariecat | September 26, 2005 at 8:36 pm
Has anyone seem my eyebrows? I seem to have misplaced them.
Salacious | September 26, 2005 at 8:37 pm
Weirdness Gwyneth.
antho | September 26, 2005 at 8:58 pm
this made me run into the next room and call my mom, just to make sure the reaper hadn’t gotten to her before fixing its dead eyes on me. then it made me sad… anyone remember se7en? she looked damn good, even when she was just a head in a box! ahh, memories…
Candy | September 26, 2005 at 9:08 pm
Is that a maid’s oufit she has on?
Cratylus | September 26, 2005 at 9:22 pm
When did Paltrow get so fat?
EspressoMilitia | September 26, 2005 at 9:43 pm
I hate paparazzi shots. It must be harsh for the famous person to walk around the corner and FLASH!
they get some photo that looks like a mugshot
Bookboi | September 26, 2005 at 9:43 pm
Gwynnie’s a bit on in years to be joining the Lohan/Richie/Duff/Olsen anorexia and bulimia club. But at least it seems to make her happy.
Sarcastikus | September 26, 2005 at 10:00 pm
It’s the hair! If it wasn’t pulled back so tightly she wouldn’t look so gaunt. The severity of the lighting doesn’t help, either.
OdetoBrit | September 26, 2005 at 10:55 pm
And just think, miss dogooder of the “don’t do that” persuasion has succombed to the horrible clutches of the anorexia demon, just like every other hollywood starlet… Only difference is, these other girls are, like, in their twenties and trying “fit in” to some sick stereotypical standard. Ms. Paltrow claims to be all high and mighty and already won an oscar and stopped smoking cuz that’s what killed her father.
OdetoBrit | September 26, 2005 at 10:56 pm
so what’s with the new death wish??
stinkypinky | September 26, 2005 at 11:24 pm
Sign me up for the macrobiotic diet! I’ve always wanted to look that frail and ghostly. That look is so hot right now.
izzy | September 26, 2005 at 11:36 pm
geez, she doesn’t look that bad, she’s just getting old. she’s always been pale and thin, but it used to work for her–remember shakespeare in love? she was smokin. its jus her hair color and her outfit aren’t flattering in this pic
Anna Rexic | September 27, 2005 at 12:01 am
OMG! She is sooooo hot!
It sorta looks like her body is an almost empty tube of toothpaste and someone kept squeezing from the bottom of the tube to get the last bit of toothpaste, but instead Gwyneth Paltrow’s head popped out. I think I’d rather fuck a tube a toothpaste.
him_lover | September 27, 2005 at 12:39 am
how can we care about any of this when Don Adams died?!
I’ll miss your shoe phone agent 86
sugarplum | September 27, 2005 at 2:15 am
Two (ok 3-ish) words:
eyebrow
make-up
Velvet_Jones | September 27, 2005 at 2:49 am
It looks like her hair is pulled too tight..
siren823 | September 27, 2005 at 2:57 am
She wore that dress on the Daily Show last week. It was a very weird interview. He did his thing and she seemed flustered and confused.
beck | September 27, 2005 at 3:16 am
i dont actually think that she looks that bad i bet half the people who wrote a shitty comment about her look so much worse than that and i mean alot worse so get a grip and she is fair enough havin a bad day but she also has millions and is a film star oh and is married to a music star so we can try and make our delves feel better but really u all just jelous
rubicon_girl | September 27, 2005 at 3:34 am
it looks like she is decaying from the inside out
barrysoccer | September 27, 2005 at 5:28 am
It’s Brad Pitt I tell you!. Just look at all of the chicks he’s been out with/married… He suck’s their life juices while their asleep.
Soon Jennifer Aniston will start to decay too.
Somebody stop Brad Pitt!
RubberbandGirl | September 27, 2005 at 5:48 am
I love punctuation! Don’t you? It really makes you seem like you know what you are talking about. Anyway…
Hmmm. Looks to me like this photo was taken early in the AM–I know I don’t look good at 5:15; we are lucky she managed to stand upright. Though she did look so much better when she was pregnant. I bet she let herself eat then! Funny thing, food.
So either she should get pregnant again, or allow herself a little chicken once in a while. Or even some macrobiotic beets. She needs some iron in her blood.
AmberDextrose | September 27, 2005 at 6:18 am
The head on its own doesn’t look so bad, it’s when you see the whole tortoise-poking-out-of-a-shell shot that I cringe.
Why show off that bony chest? Her skin looks good though.
She looks like Mary Poppins after not enough sugar in her medicine.
Joe Mamma | September 27, 2005 at 8:15 am
Are they doing a sequel to Shinlder’s List? Maybe she plays Miss Zykoln-B 1943.