Gwyneth Paltrow offered a private yoga lesson for Prince Charles’ charity and a fan has paid over $50,000 for the opportunity, with all of the cash being donated to the chaity.
Someone needs to tell that guy who saved up his 50K that his willy might grow legs and run away if it sees her naked. Remember the Grammy dress mess? Not cute. I wonder if the mystery “guy” is Madonna…
Never saw the movie but I remember when she did that duet for Duets with Huey Lewis. Something about cruising together.
You know what you call a girl who can suck a golf ball through 30 ft of hose?
I think if you would have fucked the guy for free anyway, then it’s okay to take money from him. If the only way you’d fuck him is for money, then it might be crossing the line.
My 2 cents.
@23 What’s up Darlin’?
@20 Bukkake is my screen name in Poker online and people crack up when I win a hand because I tell them they just got Bukkaked, some get pissed though…….and I spelled it correctly, You should have Land-Checked it…..
Ok, so how much do we have to pay so that we never ever have to hear a story with this troll in it again?
Peter North is the only one-man bukkake-er.
I just saw the best porn scene ever with him and two blonde IDENTICAL TWINS. He fucked them both and then crammed it up the pooper of one of the IDENTICAL TWINS while the other IDENTICAL TWIN went down on her IDENTICAL TWIN SISTER.
Then he hosed down the two IDENTICAL TWINS in their IDENTICAL faces.
Did I mention that they were IDENTICAL? Fucking hot stuff, man.
Now imagine if those IDENTICAL twins were fat midgets. Next stop, Flaccid City.
$50,000 is a lot of fucking money for a Yoga lesson. I only charge the ladies $10,000 to ride the Stallion and each ride comes with a complimentary tossed salad and a sore ass…………
No way does anybody want to see her naked, sorry.
As for me, I don’t know if I could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, but I have no gag reflex. Worked long and hard (ha!) to overcome that. It all works out.
Egotistical bitch. I’ve seen you naked, Gwynie, a few pics here and there of you nude by the pool when you were pogo-sticking Angelina’s new fuckboy. No matter what your mama told you, there’s nothing attractive about a skinny, flat-chested girl with wide hips. Your body looks weirdly constructed (and I’m certain after pushing out two kids it hasn’t improved). Married to your face, only one word comes to mind that adequately describes you – fugly. Cash your 50k, you yoga whore. I hope your client lets out a nasty fart while in the lotus position.
Make like a tree, and get out of here. :P
Downward Facing Dog. That is all I have to say about that.
She wants $50,000 to teach someone how to act like the little green guy from Star Wars? Fuck that.
god, when did blythe danner gain so much weight and grow long blonde hair?
(i’ll keep trying, sorry)
@22- Hello Darlin’
Many ways of stretching must you learn.
I make Peter North look like Ed Powers.
I apologize for the spelling oversight. I am currently aboard Land-Force-One, on my way back to the Land-Mansion. I was the keynote speaker at the annual Monsters of Cock convention.
Thank you Master.
38 – Is that affiliated with the Circus Penis Circus?
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