Gwyneth Paltrow offered a private yoga lesson for Prince Charles’ charity and a fan has paid over $50,000 for the opportunity, with all of the cash being donated to the chaity.
@49- Do you ever get tired of little kids walking up to you, poking your forehead several times and asking “How does that feel you son of a bitch?” I know I do.
wow, lame bananas fixed her name. If I was pregnant I’d tie you down and squat over your face, and then press repeatedly on my stomach until you drowned.
Dr. Nuts, what do you call that white stuff that comes out of Land-Man’s mouth when you poke him in the forehead?
Concerned Playground Bully
Since you’ve been away, we have all agreed to ignore it. Not even a word.
Nobody do it. Nobody.
I still love you. Just think, we are only a couple hours apart. Let’s get together and make some bad decisions.
Speaking of love, where’s my Jacq today?
Oops, she did it again…
You don’t love me. You love the idea of me. Which is admittedly pretty fucking lovable. Sorry for provoking embarrassing bananas. Lets meet up in Natchitoches. I hear they have an excellent meat pie shop. To find out whether that is a sexual metaphor or not please arrive in person at Nuggie’s Meat Pies, 2600 Old Cypress Street, Natchitoches, LA.
50 g’s not to see that droopy eyed, stretch marked, pale as a ghost annoying piece of shit naked ? Sounds like a deal to me.
you continue to obsess over me! Why? I only post comments and you obsess over every word I say! You are Vice Prez of C.O.O.B. (Club of Obsessors over Bananas)
And my screen name was always spelled with an “I”, you just can’t read.
That Gwyneth Paltrow sure is a bitch!
You’re a fucking master…and you’re on fire today baby!
Thanks for the minutes of time-killing entertainment.
BigJim is recognized worldwide for his patented “Minutes of Entertainment”
I would like to make Gwyneth my “downward facing dog.”
Sorry #33. Missed your comment.
I would be like, “Oh, I thought the lesson was with your husband Chris Martin. You know, someone with actual talent. Nevermind… Oh, and put your clothes back on.”
Look whatever happens in this ‘yoga’ session lets just hope it has a ‘Happy Ending’
Ahhh Peter North….God I miss porn. Mrs doesn’t let me have any now….*sniff
If anyone cares to send some to firstname.lastname@example.org I’d really appreciate it.
44 I was hoping you were a Dentist. I need an Oral exam.
You better be hot. This better not be like all those guys that say “it’s so big baby” and then they take off their pants and I point, laugh and cry….
#55 – Gerald – I’m here. I’ve had some obligations that took me from my computer lately. Is your handle link your site? You e-mail anyone here? Holla – email@example.com – nothing fuckin’ stupid from you other knuckleheads, please.
It looks like this guy paid for a Yogi, but really ended up with a Boo-Boo.
Is “Brutally Throttling Bitch” a yoga position? If not, I think I just came up with the guy’s plan….
48 Pregnant Island? Didn’t Al Bundy re-christen that state Pregnaho?
Even though I like Gwyneth, I think its a damn shame that someone spends this kind of money for something so silly when it could have gone elsewhere and helped alot of needy people.And yes, I know the money is supposedly going to charity, but I am sure not all of it will make it there…as usual.
hahaha omg . It just looks like shes doing a VERY strange dance. How do you even begin to mimic that workout
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