Gwyneth Paltrow offered a private yoga lesson for Prince Charles’ charity and a fan has paid over $50,000 for the opportunity, with all of the cash being donated to the chaity.
For 50 grand she better be able to suck start a leave blower.
I can think of better things to do with my money.
Ha! Take that mother fuckers! I was first and I actually said something!
If yoga is so great, why can’t it help this chick understand why giving your kid a name like Apple is a very bad idea?
Do’h! I meant “leaf” blower.
That’s all you have to do for 50G?! I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and kick back with a beer afterwards and i do it for FREE.
Can you suck a golf ball through 20 feet of garden hose?
Since I can suck a golf ball through a 30 ft. garden hose, that would be a YES.
i feel bad that she is so fat.
All this talk about blow jobs is starting to piss me off again, since I don’t get them anymore.
@8 can you blow a golf ball through a 30ft hose also
I would laugh my ass off if it turned out Kevin Costner was the big spender. “C’mere honey, let me show you what a happy ending is….”
Apologies in advance if this brings out HWMNBN:
Stupid Tom, stupid Tom, stupid Tom
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will pound my crack
Cock loving cult member Tom, I don
Big Jim: settle down there big boy….it makes Zanna sad when you are angry.
@11…no, it makes the back of my eye sockets hurt.
How vain. She thinks that her being nude would make it “really exceptional”? I used to like her, but now she just blows.
Ba boom boom.
Sorry, not funny.
All this talk reminds me of that time me and my friend Quinno were driving into the Aerosmith Concert at the “Gaaahden” in Boston and this guy yelled out in traffic – “I’ll give you 50.00 if you let me cum on your tits” and i was like, “Make it a hundred”. Then we laughed, then we danced..and were on our merry way.
Then Quinno said to me, “Why do people act like it’s so bad that we would do something like that for money when we’ve been doing it for free all these years.”
Seriously..HOW does not getting paid it make it any better? I could have been rich by now. Anger….it is welling up inside me.
She’s looking a bit Kate Moss-ish in that pic. If she showed up to pleasure me after I just spent 50k, I’d beat her with a sack of doorknobs. Oh wait, looks like someone already did. There goes any chance of getting my 50k worth.
If you penis worked before the yoga session, it sure as hell aint gonna work after it.
Like anyone wants to see that bitch naked. She is looking more and more like her character in Shallow Hal. And she’s one of those celebrities who thinks she’s really intelligent. It’s bukakke time for her.
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