
Gwyneth Paltrow offered a private yoga lesson for Prince Charles’ charity and a fan has paid over $50,000 for the opportunity, with all of the cash being donated to the chaity.

Gwyneth Paltrow offered a private yoga lesson for Prince Charles’ charity and a fan has paid over $50,000 for the opportunity, with all of the cash being donated to the chaity.
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BigJim | May 16, 2006 at 1:30 pm
For 50 grand she better be able to suck start a leave blower.
Zanna | May 16, 2006 at 1:31 pm
I can think of better things to do with my money.
BigJim | May 16, 2006 at 1:31 pm
Ha! Take that mother fuckers! I was first and I actually said something!
SuperSpence | May 16, 2006 at 1:31 pm
If yoga is so great, why can’t it help this chick understand why giving your kid a name like Apple is a very bad idea?
BigJim | May 16, 2006 at 1:32 pm
Do’h! I meant “leaf” blower.
Zanna | May 16, 2006 at 1:32 pm
That’s all you have to do for 50G?! I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and kick back with a beer afterwards and i do it for FREE.
BigJim | May 16, 2006 at 1:33 pm
Can you suck a golf ball through 20 feet of garden hose?
Zanna | May 16, 2006 at 1:35 pm
Since I can suck a golf ball through a 30 ft. garden hose, that would be a YES.
watcher | May 16, 2006 at 1:36 pm
i feel bad that she is so fat.
BigJim | May 16, 2006 at 1:39 pm
All this talk about blow jobs is starting to piss me off again, since I don’t get them anymore.
bigponie | May 16, 2006 at 1:39 pm
@8 can you blow a golf ball through a 30ft hose also
xavierh | May 16, 2006 at 1:43 pm
I would laugh my ass off if it turned out Kevin Costner was the big spender. “C’mere honey, let me show you what a happy ending is….”
BigJim | May 16, 2006 at 1:43 pm
Apologies in advance if this brings out HWMNBN:
Stupid Tom, stupid Tom, stupid Tom
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will pound my crack
Cock loving cult member Tom, I don
Zanna | May 16, 2006 at 1:43 pm
Big Jim: settle down there big boy….it makes Zanna sad when you are angry.
@11…no, it makes the back of my eye sockets hurt.
Feed_Me_Chocolate | May 16, 2006 at 1:43 pm
How vain. She thinks that her being nude would make it “really exceptional”? I used to like her, but now she just blows.
Ba boom boom.
Feed_Me_Chocolate | May 16, 2006 at 1:44 pm
Sorry, not funny.
Zanna | May 16, 2006 at 1:45 pm
All this talk reminds me of that time me and my friend Quinno were driving into the Aerosmith Concert at the “Gaaahden” in Boston and this guy yelled out in traffic – “I’ll give you 50.00 if you let me cum on your tits” and i was like, “Make it a hundred”. Then we laughed, then we danced..and were on our merry way.
Then Quinno said to me, “Why do people act like it’s so bad that we would do something like that for money when we’ve been doing it for free all these years.”
Seriously..HOW does not getting paid it make it any better? I could have been rich by now. Anger….it is welling up inside me.
Gerald Tarrant | May 16, 2006 at 1:46 pm
She’s looking a bit Kate Moss-ish in that pic. If she showed up to pleasure me after I just spent 50k, I’d beat her with a sack of doorknobs. Oh wait, looks like someone already did. There goes any chance of getting my 50k worth.
WD-40 | May 16, 2006 at 1:47 pm
If you penis worked before the yoga session, it sure as hell aint gonna work after it.
Land-Man | May 16, 2006 at 1:48 pm
Like anyone wants to see that bitch naked. She is looking more and more like her character in Shallow Hal. And she’s one of those celebrities who thinks she’s really intelligent. It’s bukakke time for her.
RichPort | May 16, 2006 at 1:50 pm
Someone needs to tell that guy who saved up his 50K that his willy might grow legs and run away if it sees her naked. Remember the Grammy dress mess? Not cute. I wonder if the mystery “guy” is Madonna…
CruisingForCock | May 16, 2006 at 1:52 pm
Never saw the movie but I remember when she did that duet for Duets with Huey Lewis. Something about cruising together.
pinky_nip | May 16, 2006 at 1:52 pm
You know what you call a girl who can suck a golf ball through 30 ft of hose?
Darlin’
BigJim | May 16, 2006 at 1:55 pm
Zanna:
I think if you would have fucked the guy for free anyway, then it’s okay to take money from him. If the only way you’d fuck him is for money, then it might be crossing the line.
My 2 cents.
Italian Stallion | May 16, 2006 at 2:06 pm
@23 What’s up Darlin’?
@20 Bukkake is my screen name in Poker online and people crack up when I win a hand because I tell them they just got Bukkaked, some get pissed though…….and I spelled it correctly, You should have Land-Checked it…..
trulymadlydeeplytori | May 16, 2006 at 2:08 pm
Ok, so how much do we have to pay so that we never ever have to hear a story with this troll in it again?
BigJim | May 16, 2006 at 2:11 pm
Peter North is the only one-man bukkake-er.
I just saw the best porn scene ever with him and two blonde IDENTICAL TWINS. He fucked them both and then crammed it up the pooper of one of the IDENTICAL TWINS while the other IDENTICAL TWIN went down on her IDENTICAL TWIN SISTER.
Then he hosed down the two IDENTICAL TWINS in their IDENTICAL faces.
Did I mention that they were IDENTICAL? Fucking hot stuff, man.
Gerald Tarrant | May 16, 2006 at 2:13 pm
Now imagine if those IDENTICAL twins were fat midgets. Next stop, Flaccid City.
Italian Stallion | May 16, 2006 at 2:16 pm
$50,000 is a lot of fucking money for a Yoga lesson. I only charge the ladies $10,000 to ride the Stallion and each ride comes with a complimentary tossed salad and a sore ass…………
Ari | May 16, 2006 at 2:19 pm
No way does anybody want to see her naked, sorry.
As for me, I don’t know if I could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, but I have no gag reflex. Worked long and hard (ha!) to overcome that. It all works out.
UNWASHEDMASSES | May 16, 2006 at 2:24 pm
Egotistical bitch. I’ve seen you naked, Gwynie, a few pics here and there of you nude by the pool when you were pogo-sticking Angelina’s new fuckboy. No matter what your mama told you, there’s nothing attractive about a skinny, flat-chested girl with wide hips. Your body looks weirdly constructed (and I’m certain after pushing out two kids it hasn’t improved). Married to your face, only one word comes to mind that adequately describes you – fugly. Cash your 50k, you yoga whore. I hope your client lets out a nasty fart while in the lotus position.
Cratylus | May 16, 2006 at 2:37 pm
BigJim,
Make like a tree, and get out of here. :P
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | May 16, 2006 at 2:47 pm
Downward Facing Dog. That is all I have to say about that.
PapaHotNuts | May 16, 2006 at 2:50 pm
She wants $50,000 to teach someone how to act like the little green guy from Star Wars? Fuck that.
Fisher55 | May 16, 2006 at 2:55 pm
god, when did blythe danner gain so much weight and grow long blonde hair?
(i’ll keep trying, sorry)
PapaHotNuts | May 16, 2006 at 2:56 pm
@22- Hello Darlin’
BigJim | May 16, 2006 at 3:09 pm
#34:
Many ways of stretching must you learn.
Land-Man | May 16, 2006 at 3:15 pm
I make Peter North look like Ed Powers.
I apologize for the spelling oversight. I am currently aboard Land-Force-One, on my way back to the Land-Mansion. I was the keynote speaker at the annual Monsters of Cock convention.
PapaHotNuts | May 16, 2006 at 3:16 pm
@37
Thank you Master.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | May 16, 2006 at 3:17 pm
38 – Is that affiliated with the Circus Penis Circus?
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | May 16, 2006 at 3:17 pm
38 – Is that affiliated with the Circus Penis Circus?
CruisingForCock | May 16, 2006 at 3:22 pm
@36 That’s right. Buy that plane ticket?
krisdylee | May 16, 2006 at 3:22 pm
I can out-bend that cunt.
PapaHotNuts | May 16, 2006 at 3:32 pm
@42 I’m on Southwest.com right now. Get that kitty purring and let it know Dr. HotNuts, OBGYN is coming over to perform a check-up.
Spindoc | May 16, 2006 at 3:35 pm
I saw her naked from behind in the movie “Moonlight and Valentino” Trust me, it ain’t worth $50,000
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | May 16, 2006 at 3:35 pm
Dr. Nuts, what do you call that stuff that comes out of a pregnant woman’s vagina when you press on her stomach?
Signed,
Anxious Stomach Presser
PapaHotNuts | May 16, 2006 at 3:40 pm
In my practice, I don’t deal with pregnant women. Only women 18-35 year-old, who have fetishes for fucking their OB. Sorry I couldn’t answer your question. But you could schedule an appointment and we could “talk” it over.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | May 16, 2006 at 3:51 pm
I find your practice racist against the race of preganant women who have done nothing but work hard and contribute to the American economy to find a slice of opportunity pie that was unattainable to them in their native Pregnant Island, which is beautiful this time of year as long as you don’t go around pressing stomachs. I’ll see you in court.
Land-Man | May 16, 2006 at 3:57 pm
I spent a month on pregnant island one week.
iambananas | May 16, 2006 at 3:58 pm
What an idiot