Gwyneth Paltrow is sparkly

February 9th, 2009 // 77 Comments

Gwyneth Paltrow attended Jay-Z’s post-Grammy bash at Katsuya last night where I’m going to correctly assume she said a bunch of insipid stuff in a British accent:

JAY-Z: That’s a lovely outfit.
GWYNETH: Why thank you. It behooved me to dress accordingly for your American Hip-Hop soiree. I’m quite the “Ho for sure,” aren’t I? A ha ha ha.
JAY-Z: …. Okay, for real, who invited Gwyneth Paltrow?
CHRIS MARTIN: Not me!

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Comments (77)

  1. mimi | February 9, 2009 at 3:47 pm

    I loves her! Pray for Amy!

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  2. First | February 9, 2009 at 3:48 pm

    First MIMI.

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  3. tired of her old legs | February 9, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    why does this fuck tart always insist on wearing short dresses to show off her aging legs? Oh I get it, she is trying to make us forget she has an ugly face

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  4. DON COLONIC | February 9, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    Another hollywood plain ass old jane.

    http://www.symbolicclothing.com

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  5. ooohhhh ahhhh | February 9, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    i LOVE this outfit.

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  6. California Red | February 9, 2009 at 3:54 pm

    wasn’t that clever last night when she introduced Radiohead? The inside joke was that she was calling Radiohead an influential band and not her hubby’s. Ha ha.

    Watching Gwenyth speaking made me wish Kate Bekensale had introduced all the acts.

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  7. Savalas | February 9, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    She looks like a tired, old spinster schoolteacher.

    Bake me a pie, you old hag!

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  8. Danklin24 | February 9, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    That doesnt look like Gwyneth at all. weird.

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  9. Danklin24 | February 9, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    #3 you’re an idtiot. Gwyneth Paltrow is gorgeous. Your taste in women sucks.

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  10. Salla | February 9, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    Love that dress! <3

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  11. Jrz | February 9, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    She looks stupid.
    And old.

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  12. Danklin24 | February 9, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    If there is a woman out there who can stop me from having sex with men it ‘s Gwyneth.

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  13. Dunk my donuts | February 9, 2009 at 4:15 pm

    #9 let me guess, you think Madonna is a hot piece of ass too?
    you fucking Necrophiliac

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  14. lisa | February 9, 2009 at 4:15 pm

    agree with #11

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  15. Geoff | February 9, 2009 at 4:17 pm

    Solid Gold Middle Aged Disco Tranny!

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  16. p0nk | February 9, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    do all brits think looking like a disco ball is still in?

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  17. Hags should live in caves | February 9, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    She looks old now. The luster is gone. She has pretty hair. Other than that she is nothing, skinny legs. Pinched butter face. Her best days are gone. Bye bye old woman.

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  18. pistola | February 9, 2009 at 4:21 pm

    i don’t like this outfit… but she is one of the few classy celebs, so i’ll leave it alone.

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  19. crackface | February 9, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    She’s beautiful, but I think her cousin is way more breath-taking.

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  20. Gwennie Poo | February 9, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    Why would anyone hate me??

    Oh, right, because I’m plain Jane elitist with no ass and a crap attitude. Did I get it right??

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  21. TortillaFlotilla | February 9, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    #20 – don’t mind these weenies! You’re obviously a nice person, smart, and real. And yes, hot.

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  22. hourglass | February 9, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    looks very old.

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  23. Mal Gusto | February 9, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    That outfit is AWFULL!!! That it is on Paltrow is even worse.
    Oh yeah….ColdPlay blows!

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  24. hm | February 9, 2009 at 5:12 pm

    that’s so weird because i just watched shallow hal this morning.

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  25. sarasa | February 9, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    This woman has all the same properties as water: insipid, colorless, flavorless

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  26. Russ | February 9, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    Old granny.

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  27. Lispy Larry, the video artist | February 9, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    Where’sth ya titsth, thsweetie?

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  28. nananana ne | February 9, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    I am glad the majority of us can agree that the bitch is boooooooring loooking…

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  29. FRIST!!! | February 9, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    #23, your spelling is awful
    #26 best looking gramma I ever saw
    #28 your name is boring..

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  30. eastern european | February 9, 2009 at 5:43 pm

    I can’t stand her, she has one of those faces when no matter how much makeup you apply it still looks absolutely plain and lifeless. Without makeup however it’s plain ugly

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  31. lola | February 9, 2009 at 5:44 pm

    She is beautiful naturally and takes great care of herself. Maybe she could gain 1 or 2 pounds, but you cannot deny this. Sorry you buy into the corporate media’s advertisements of a “woman” as the perpetual young girl, slathered in makeup, perfect breasts, tall, skinny, with perfect skin “woman.” Wrinkles come with respect for men, and they do for women to IMHO.

    These companies are trying to sell you their products and services that are unnecessary, while taking out the joys of being a woman. Love yourself now no matter what, not waiting for whatever you will be in the future.

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  32. lola | February 9, 2009 at 5:45 pm

    ..AND THAT DOES NOT mean to eat yourself into obesity either!

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  33. Nick L | February 9, 2009 at 5:59 pm

    I’ve decided to beat off to the Jessica Simpson pics instead.

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  34. shanex | February 9, 2009 at 6:12 pm

    I didn’t realize fetish shoes came in men’s sizes.

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  35. mz | February 9, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    Congrats to Coldplay for winning a grammy for Joe Satriani. It’s obvious that Gwyneth is as beautiful as Coldplay is talented.

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  36. edamame | February 9, 2009 at 6:35 pm

    Oh, that fucking RED STRING!
    She is actually turning into Madonna, Jr.
    (and her husband dresses like a more flamboyant Paula Poundstone)

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  37. OZ | February 9, 2009 at 6:37 pm

    I always knew the Tim Man was married.

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  38. edamame | February 9, 2009 at 6:39 pm

    At first, I was like, “What’s Morris Day doing hanging out with Gwyneth?!” and then I realized it’s Jay-Z. The guy’s expression (behind Jay-Z) is exactly the face I’d make.

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  39. Linda | February 9, 2009 at 6:42 pm

    She’s just an old, dried-up has-been, and her earrings look like centapeedes. I think, I’m going to vomit.

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  40. gdj | February 9, 2009 at 6:43 pm

    this old hag can act at least.. it’s what most other dolls we see on stage can’t.
    so ask for talented actresses on stage/screen and send the bimbos to naughtyamerica pls

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  41. Binky | February 9, 2009 at 6:57 pm

    I hope Gwen had an ok time there but –
    the last time I visited ‘Katsuya’ – I noticed there was some hair on the sushi.

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  42. Cliff Notes | February 9, 2009 at 7:01 pm

    Cliff Notes : # 41 You did learn a lot of Japanese though.
    Binky : Mushi Mushi ?

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  43. Death whispers into Paltrow's ear | February 9, 2009 at 7:07 pm

    Gwyneth wtf kinda name is that? Anyway, she is now an old person. You look old you are old. It’s really simple.
    No lips, no legs, no ass, no tits. She has nothing.
    Except wrinkles. I’ll give her that, the elderly stankin cunt.

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  44. Tom K | February 9, 2009 at 7:12 pm

    Jay-Z is so ugly! He looks like Joe Camel!!! What the fuck was Beyonce thinking marrying that ugly ape looking man/ At least he doesn’t beat her ass like Chris Brown did to Rihanna.

    Disturbia!!!! Disturbia!!!!!!!! LMAO

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  45. Queefer Bukakke | February 9, 2009 at 7:46 pm

    I’d totally spend some time inside her if given the chance. As long as she wore a locking ballgag so I didn’t have to listen to her.

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  46. kate | February 9, 2009 at 7:54 pm

    She is really pretty. But it is said she is wondering on ***sugarmingle. c om***, I do not know why. She wants to find a young man there? or just some celebrities she loves there? Really funny, haha!

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  47. Sushi | February 9, 2009 at 8:05 pm

    She is HOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!
    90% more attractive than these very young bitches.

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  48. 1moreidiotintheworld | February 9, 2009 at 8:49 pm

    Gangly old-ass inbred looking puke stain of a dried up has-been cunt. You fucking idiots that think she looks good need to go climb a tall building and fly.

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  49. linda | February 9, 2009 at 8:57 pm

    Hey, I’m an open minded girl from US, I’m interested in exotic things, photography, dating and sports…I have my photos on
    — Tallhub.Com —, I love tall guys!
    Do you love traveling and have some experience? Just find me out~~

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  50. K | February 9, 2009 at 9:33 pm

    Excellent commentary between Gwyneth and Jay-Z! LOL

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