Gwyneth Paltrow is pregnant. Maybe.

October 24th, 2005 // 1 Comment

gpaltrow_pregnant.jpgGwyneth Paltrow is rumored to be pregnant with her second child after she was spotted over the weekend wearing a coat and covering her stomach with a handbag as she walked near her $3.5 million London home. Her spokesman refused to confirm the rumors, saying: “We are not confirming anything.” Gwyneth’s mother also dropped a hint her daughter is expecting. While attending an awards ceremony in Los Angeles, she was asked whether she was looking forward to becoming a grandmother again and replied, “Yes, I am. Well, I think so. Oh well I have not checked lately – but I am a very happy grandmother of one.”

I don’t really care if Gwyneth is actually pregnant or not, as long as she maintains the fruit theme she has going on and names her next child Banana. It’s not as peppy as Apple, but I’ve never met a person named Banana and damnit, I want to. Plus if it’s a boy then I could make some weird penis reference like “Hey, your name is Banana? Does that mean you have a penis?!” And then I’d laugh like a madman and kick him in the nuts because he’s Gwyneth Paltrow’s kid.

*Update: Unless Gwyneth Paltrow going braless in a see through dress at the Proof premiere is somehow related to her pregnancy, these pictures have nothing to do with anything. That’s just the way I roll, yo.

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  1. beetlejuicerules

    Apple can’t wait to meet her new brother, Grapefruit.

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