According to London’s Daily Mail, Gwyneth Paltrow has called in a rabbi from the trendy Kabbalah Centre after becoming convinced that her home is haunted.
Ya gotta be kidding, right? GP is beautiful by any measurement you choose. I think she’s a twit too, but Jumpin Jeebus, man! She’s a stunning bint!
That’s “The Superficial” for you. Sittin’ around in front of his computer calling everybody fat, ugly, wrinkled, sagging, etc. etc.
One week somebody is hot, then the next they’re ugly, fat, disgusting, old, wrinkly, leathery. Then they’re hot again. Then they’re fat and ugly.
Keeping up with all of this? No? Me neither, so don’t feel bad.
This site sucks.
The site is supposed to be ironic and fickle. That’s pretty much the point. Hopefully, no one is being forced to read.
As to Gwen, I’m right with Danny here. She’s dashingly lovely. However, I certainly can’t argue with the nutcase angle. She’s calling in a rabbi to abolish “negative energy” from here home. That’s an almost textbook definition of nutcase.
Gwen, if you’re reading, you’re a beautiful girl, but lay off the sauce, alright?
That “dark energy” is probably just mold. That crazy ho doesn’t need a Kabbalah rabbi, she needs a Kabbalah Building Inspector.
Ok, she names her children with really odd names… I think that gave us a clue about her sanity and now with this I’m more convinced she is nuts
First off, HeeHaw (2), you’re a miserable cunt.
On a related topic, Gwyeth Paltrow has become all kinds of unhinged. This is the post-partum craziness that Tom Cruise warned us about . . .
She’s a pretty lady, but her boobs do look like 2 droopy bananas attached to her chest. I don’t know why she doesn’t wear a bra.
Her comments, however, are downright hideous. I’ve never heard a celebrity speak with such pretension. I’m not saying she lacks talent, but she’s a child of privilege and her dad and Steven Spielberg (a close family friend) helped open doors for her. Doors that are usually locked shut for the rest of the aspiring actor pool. So she should be a little more grateful for what she has and not go off on things she knows little about.
And yeah, the haunted house comments are lame too.
“First off, HeeHaw (2), you’re a miserable cunt.”
Don’t you just love the anonymous faceless internet? Where people can call each other names and pound out insults on their keyboard from the safety of their faceless, anonymous homes and offices? Makes people detached from reality. How’s that workin out for ya? Being detached from reality? ;)
See, in real life if you were to say that to somebody, you’d get the shit kicked out of you. ;)
What’s even funnier, HeeHaw, is when a person spends an entire paragraph mocking someone for sending out anonymous insults, and then finishes by sending out an anonymous insult. Now that’s genius.
HeeHaw: you are a miserable cunt and I am going to kick your ass.
this site has really become a one trick pony. heres the formula- “celebrity name + some form of violence + profanity.”
any third grader could do this if they just follow the formula.
I think it’s the celebrities who are engaging in some form of violence or profanity, or idiocy for the matter.
Thanks for the back up, boys and girls. Now will someone PLEASE tell me why people insist on signing up for this site and then make asinine comments like Jennifer (11)?
The people who visit this site regularly know exactly what we come here for. It’s profane, it’s often violent and it’s always sexual. And, Heaven help us all, it may even be formulaic. But it’s EXACTLY what we want to read and what we want to laugh to. And when we don’t anymore, we’ll move on, something I would suggest you and HeeHaw (2) do!
Bitch, I have some OTHER shocking news for you . . .
People go to Pajiba.com for well-written, insightful reviews that stick it in Hollywood’s ass and break it off!
Also, people visit Edmunds.com to read reviews about cars and articles related strictly to the automotive industry!
Oh, oh!! And people visit Epinions.com to read about ordinary people’s experiences with products in which they are interested in purchasing!
I myself have also been known to frequent Fortune.com, Businessweek.com and Forbes.com because I want to read opinions about business-related topics!
Get a grip . . . cunt.
If Rabbi Kenny Kabbala can’t make it due to an appointment conflict with Madonna’s poltergeisted toaster oven, do the names Bill Murray, Dan Ackroyd, and Harold Ramis ring a bell?? Gwyneth, if you got a ghost in your crib giving off negative vibes to Baby Apple and Baby Banana, who you gonna call bitch? Dats right- da Ghostbustas.
K-FED FOR PRESIDENT STRAIGHT 2008.
Word MortyFishbein, word…
Rock on brother. Rock on. These are the same cock-juggling thunder-cunts that would go to a sauna and complain about the heat. Or the desert and complain about the sand. Or to school and complain about being required to learn. Keep on rockin in the free world to all that enjoy shallow, sarcastic, bashing of celebrities that may or may not deserve it.
MortyFishbein for President.
That’s just the “View From the Top” script that fell in the sofa cushions.
That and the collective sadness of Americans manifesting itself as a malevolent supernatural being within her fabulous, yet sacred home.
It waits with bated breath and a handful of Prozac scripts. . . its day will come. Oh, yes.
The dark and unexplained are those 10 inch roots in between touch-ups. The Superficial has a point. She used to be cute but now she’s got titties to her knees, dark, dark roots, and sallow skin. I saw an unairbrushed photo of her from Live Aid. Scary stuff.
It’s possible that she’s being haunted by the ghost of Jen and Brad’s relationship. She said it was getting too much attention and apparently it wants more.
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