Gwyneth Paltrow is Madonna’s rock

October 21st, 2008 // 42 Comments
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Ah, Madonna’s divorce: It’s the publicity gravy train that keeps on giving. This time around it’s Gwyneth Paltrow whose drinking from the trough as she tells Us Magazine all about being Madonna’s shoulder to cry on:

“You know, she’s a dear friend, and I’m supporting her in all [the] ways that I can,” Paltrow, 36, told Usmagazine.com at the Two Lovers Premiere in London Monday.
“I’m just here for her,” Paltrow added. “I’m just here on the other end of the phone, really.”
Paltrow says she’s been in constant contact with her pal.
“I speak to her a lot,” she said.

So, basically, Gwyneth Paltrow’s outpouring of support is to pick up the phone and say “God, what an asshole” for twenty minutes. Wow. I’m surprised people don’t pass her on the street and yell “Holy shit, it’s Mother Teresa – if she believed in cell phones!”

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Comments (42)

  1. karifarrell | October 21, 2008 at 1:36 pm

    FRIST!!!

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  2. Zany | October 21, 2008 at 1:36 pm

    FIRST!

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  3. JM | October 21, 2008 at 1:37 pm

    Eigth!!!

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  4. havoc | October 21, 2008 at 1:38 pm

    She’s so much better than we are…..

    .

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  5. sasdbsfbg | October 21, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    Testicle!!! Penis!!!

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  6. karifarrell | October 21, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    I read the post and every stuff!!! Still beat you suckers. Hew where’s that one guy that says somethin funny then calls whoever says frist a loser?

    I’m waaaaiiiitting………..

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  7. Vince Lombardi | October 21, 2008 at 1:44 pm

    1) Scary face! Scaaaarrry faaaaaaaace!!!

    2) Celebrities without boobs really need to button their outfits.

    3) How many poodles died to make that coat, Gwynnie? Hmmm?

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  8. Doom Cat | October 21, 2008 at 1:51 pm

    Gwyn and Chris will be the next divorce. These things happen in 3′s ya know.

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  9. mamadough | October 21, 2008 at 1:53 pm

    they are both vapid creatures from the bitch lagoon

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  10. frankinSloth | October 21, 2008 at 1:54 pm

    Yes Gwyneth, you are Madonna’s ‘Rock of Love’….
    somewhere a VH1 producer just spooged his pants at that idea…

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  11. Sport | October 21, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    I thought she looked pretty good in Iron Man, but never before or after it.
    Hollywood makeup guy I salute you, sir.

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  12. Mal Gusto | October 21, 2008 at 1:58 pm

    I wondered how Paltrow became such an asshole so quickly. I always assumed it was being married to the most pretentious poser in pop music. But this explains it much better…she and Madonna are friends! Can you imagine the inane conversations the two couples must share over dinner. Guy Ritchie probably couldn’t stand it anymore and went looking for Christopher Reeve’s horse for Madonna to ride.

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  13. carlogo | October 21, 2008 at 1:59 pm

    This doesn’t make sense. Madonna bashes British men, then Paltrow, who’s married to a British “man” (You know how I know you’re gay? You’re the lead singer of Coldplay.) comes to her aid. Gwenny, why don’t you tell Madonna she’s full of shit for bagging on the Brits? Or are both of you too busy concentrating on your fake accents to talk about that?

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  14. Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason | October 21, 2008 at 2:16 pm

    Gwynneth you are another American parasite we can well do without please fuck off back to the land of lard and Europe adoration, don’t let the door hit you on the way out. Fucking Americans God we hate them over here, but this just adds fuel to the already blazing inferno.

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  15. humpin frog | October 21, 2008 at 2:17 pm

    Both of these skidmarks need posts inserted in their collective asses and planted out in a cornfield. I hear Farmer Brown’s having crow issues again.

    I wrote all that in an English accent for you Madanna!

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  16. Max Planck | October 21, 2008 at 2:18 pm

    Gwyneth is slumming. Who would have thought?

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  17. Erica | October 21, 2008 at 2:21 pm

    Madonna and Paltrow have more talent than all of you combined.

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  18. Ketielynn | October 21, 2008 at 2:24 pm

    Can’t stand either one of them..Probably jealous because they are so much better than the rest of us.

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  19. Bickus Dickus | October 21, 2008 at 2:26 pm

    These two deserve each other as they make their way down Hag Street. Madonna looks more and more like an anorexic Dee Snyder everyday (with Micheal Strahan’s dentist) and Gwynnie looks like Hayden Panettiere’s older, uglier, and even more pathetically flat-chested sister. Both these anorexic twats make me wanna puke, where’s Jack the Ripper when you really need him, seems he was 100 years too early.

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  20. Deacon Jones | October 21, 2008 at 2:28 pm

    Great.

    Two all important vapid cunts patting each other on the back.

    Just what we all need.

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  21. Tony Stark | October 21, 2008 at 2:31 pm

    Yes, Pepper, I want to lick your bunghole, then impale your ass on my throbbing “iron” manhood

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  22. hollywood_hillbilly | October 21, 2008 at 2:33 pm

    At least she is smart enough to use a phone, I hear if you look at madonna from a distance of less than 2 meters you will turn to stone. Basically like the gorgon from greek mythos, except uglier, and from new jersey.

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  23. Bickus Dickus | October 21, 2008 at 2:42 pm

    There’s a series of events scheduled for when these two dolts get together:

    First, they are gonna hold a competition to see who has the most retarded names for their kids.

    After that, Madonna is entering a Dee Snyder look-a-like contest.

    Then, Gwyneth will enter a wet t-shirt contest, the other contestants will be Hayden Panetierre, Collin Farrell, Keira Knightley, and Sam(man-tha) Ronson. This will be a tough one for the judges since they all have the same build from the waist up.

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  24. Right Fury | October 21, 2008 at 2:52 pm

    When she says “support” madonna, what she really means is: “lick her kabballah”

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  25. Dirk the Magnanomous | October 21, 2008 at 4:18 pm

    This freak show of media whores just keep getting worse and worse!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Isn’t it about time for 0prah to have the whole media whore freak show on her show for a little medial whore freak show love fest?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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  26. yayablah | October 21, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    who cares!!!!! her nails and makeup are amazing. i didnt even know gray nailpolish existed…

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  27. Rough Daddy | October 21, 2008 at 4:26 pm

    #22 That was so corny,,,go back to the drawing broard….

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  28. Rough Daddy | October 21, 2008 at 4:38 pm

    (r)

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  29. sameshitdifferentyear | October 21, 2008 at 5:44 pm

    Imagine the time, energy and focus the team requires to make her look so-so.

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  30. Alison McHenry | October 21, 2008 at 7:40 pm

    Isn’t Gwynnie about 15 years younger than Madonna ? Why on earth is she “friends” with someone so much older, someone who’s almost old enough to be her mother ? I have always found their “friendship ” to be weird.

    Ms. Paltrow is a narcissist and so is Ms. Ciccione. They have no perspective or interest in anything or anyone than themselves.

    I wish Paltrow would stop doing interviews. I get embarrassed every time she does. What a phony !

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  31. 1moreidiotintheworld | October 21, 2008 at 8:24 pm

    This world would be so much better off if that inbred looking cunt would just fall down a deeeeeeep hole somewhere never to be seen or heard from ever again.

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  32. Katie | October 21, 2008 at 8:43 pm

    I wish I could be friends with Madonna. I’d be a very good friend and much less boring than Gwyneth. Instead of enabling Madonna to work out half the day like Gwyn does, I’d urge her to hang out and start having fun again, like the old, exciting Madonna. Nothing irresponsible, just enjoying life. It would do Madonna a world of good to have a friend like that. Desperately Seeking Susan forever!

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  33. Truth doctor | October 21, 2008 at 9:40 pm

    they’re all whores

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  34. scabby | October 21, 2008 at 9:53 pm

    “who is”

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  35. Camel Toe Odor n Fungus | October 21, 2008 at 10:03 pm

    She looks like a cunt.

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  36. killerheels | October 21, 2008 at 10:32 pm

    You know its a true friend when they speak to the press about just how much theyre helping you… warm fuzzies anyone? … no? thought not.

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  37. tc | October 22, 2008 at 2:24 am

    Don’t like this woman. Never did.

    Nor did I ever find her pointless ironingboard frontage sexually attractive, and could never work out why Chris Martin got suckered into believing her own hype.

    I have to admin she looks the best she has ever done in these pictures, though.

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  40. gerard Vandenberg | October 22, 2008 at 7:09 am

    This “ROCK” is damn LEAKY, folks!!

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  41. erin | October 22, 2008 at 11:35 am

    Nobody gives a shit about you gywenth. please move to france bitch

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  42. DrNecropolis | October 22, 2008 at 11:54 am

    Hey you gotta give her some credit, at least in these picks she looks like she could play a hotter (by comparison) wicked witch of the west

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