Whoa, look how fat Gwyneth Paltrow has gotten recently. Must be all those fish and chips. Oh, that’s right, she’s pregnant. Nevermind. She keeps talking about how much she loves being a mom, but if she loved that baby so much then why did she eat him? She also seems to be laughing – maybe someone told a joke about how fat and stupid americans are, since she always enjoys that. You know what I’d enjoy? Switching her baby with a monkey at birth and then trying to convince her that it’s retarded. And that the best way to breast-feed him would be to paint her boobs like bananas.
Gwyneth Paltrow is fat
February 20th, 2006 // 63 Comments
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MissBehave, if you were pregnant I’d punch you right in your smart mouth…Or I’d slap your typing finger…Make no doubt about it, I wish you ill. We are talking about SKY CAPTAIN here, that shit sucked man.
That’s funny! I didn’t read the posts yet, but I hope someone takes the thread to some political avenue. She looks like a fish.
#42 Tracie, I was thinking the same thing.
Oh and why do people have to get all serious when posting. It’s like they are playing the pity card, like “Don’t fight back with me, I’m saaaaad.”
Funerals have no place here. Oh and before you get all “I can say what I want”, you CAN post what you want. But, I’m just saying I don’t understand why anyone would try to bring down the room (as if THAT could happen).
….As for Sky Captain and The World of Tomorrow…She charged 1 mill just to read for that role. Not to accept it, just to read for the part.
I know this for fact.
Personally, I’m just glad to see her fat.
She’s been good in some things, I have to give credit there. She’s classy.
what in the HELL is up with this writing? It sucks!
ok i totally do not agree with this. she is pregnant and she is totally beautiful, that must have been a guy saying that, cause only they would think that, like com’on guys, grow up and appreciate it. shes not fat, and you shouldnt say that, and if it disturbs you so much, then why get pictures of it? you guys totally just disappointed me with that. watch the things you say. alot of your stuff is hilarious, but not this one, but this comment on her, no, not cool at alll! thanks.. bye
Celebrities are to be made fun of, fat, ugly, thin, whatever. And pregnancy isn’t sacred. It’s quite easy to accomplish & doesn’t take any intelligence to do it. Just because she has a baby inside doesn’t make fat attractive. I don’t want to see anyone who’s fat, regardless of the reason, with it all hanging out. It’s ugly. Plus the fact she’s not attractive & has no talent. It doesn’t take much of anything for a “celebrity” to attain that status. Look how many no-talent, boring & unattractive “celebrities” there are.
i dig smart asses
LOL
where is the “beautiful, talented pregnant woman”? looks like Courtney Love is expecting again.
You know, for a pregnant chick, her tummy doesn’t look as cute as other pregnant women. And you can tell she slouches a bit.
Gwyneth Paltrow is white!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she looks so hot!