Gwyneth Paltrow has breast-like objects

September 8th, 2009 // 18 Comments

Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow shopping in Barcelona over the weekend, and I’m not gonna lie, I downloaded these based on the thumbnails that led me to believe her bare breasts were GOOPing out of her shirt. Turns out it’s a nude colored bra which is a giant kick in my nuts. Imagine you’re a small child coming downstairs on Christmas morning expecting a tree full of presents only to find out your mom’s really a dude and you were adopted during a drunken weekend in San Frans. But why are there pictures of you breastfeeding? That about sums it up.

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Comments (18)

  1. Alli Watermelon | September 8, 2009 at 11:10 am

    First, go ahead….be jealous! Man, she is so pretty.

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  2. Goop face | September 8, 2009 at 11:11 am

    Leave poor Gwennie aloooone! BTW, didn’t she used to be stylish?

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  3. Jimbooooooooooooo | September 8, 2009 at 11:11 am

    I winder if her strange vegetarian diet affects the smell of her flatulence. I would really like to find out. GOOP be damned, I wanna revel in the scent of her leek and potato poots!

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  4. KIKI | September 8, 2009 at 11:13 am

    I hate the trend of scarves in the summer. It is such a stupid look, just grab a sweater people!

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  5. Comment | September 8, 2009 at 11:16 am

    Her husband is hot and talented.

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  6. toolboy | September 8, 2009 at 11:21 am

    Pic 7 & 8.
    Even the kid is trying to shut her up. “Stop talking mommy. Seriously, STFU.”

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  7. Porky Chavez | September 8, 2009 at 11:34 am

    Why doesn’t she take a stand and move to Venezuela? Loser!

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  8. World is His Oyster | September 8, 2009 at 11:49 am

    That child was born into the lucky sperm club. Rich and Good looking.

    Don’t blow it, Junior!

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  9. Ali | September 8, 2009 at 12:45 pm

    San Frans? I hope you’re not referring to San Francisco.

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  10. justifiable | September 8, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    Remember when dad told you that naked tits of any kind were great? He lied.

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  11. lola | September 8, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    She is pretty but that nude bra hanging out is ridiculous. She would have looked less vulgar wearing a bright patterned sports bra or tank underneath.

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  12. Darth | September 9, 2009 at 9:49 am

    It’s still hanging in a bra though.

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  13. Galtacticus | September 9, 2009 at 10:08 am

    Even her own kid wants her to shut up.

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  14. carmen | September 10, 2009 at 4:55 am

    She would like to expose is not meat, is a lonely
    brother sent is not the comments , is lonely^^^^
    Obviously, she is deliberate,if we turning a blind eye to it

    ,she must angry,and yourself

    Bad good place ……Sugarloves.Com ……

    Get ready to meet Hot Sugar Daddy and Sexy Sugar Baby

    here.

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  15. jason | September 10, 2009 at 9:32 pm

    She is not pretty at all. She looks like a slightly more attractive version of her cousin who starred on the L Word.

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