Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow shopping in Barcelona over the weekend, and I’m not gonna lie, I downloaded these based on the thumbnails that led me to believe her bare breasts were GOOPing out of her shirt. Turns out it’s a nude colored bra which is a giant kick in my nuts. Imagine you’re a small child coming downstairs on Christmas morning expecting a tree full of presents only to find out your mom’s really a dude and you were adopted during a drunken weekend in San Frans. But why are there pictures of you breastfeeding? That about sums it up.
Photos: Fame, Splash News































Alli Watermelon | September 8, 2009 at 11:10 am
First, go ahead….be jealous! Man, she is so pretty.
Goop face | September 8, 2009 at 11:11 am
Leave poor Gwennie aloooone! BTW, didn’t she used to be stylish?
Jimbooooooooooooo | September 8, 2009 at 11:11 am
I winder if her strange vegetarian diet affects the smell of her flatulence. I would really like to find out. GOOP be damned, I wanna revel in the scent of her leek and potato poots!
KIKI | September 8, 2009 at 11:13 am
I hate the trend of scarves in the summer. It is such a stupid look, just grab a sweater people!
Comment | September 8, 2009 at 11:16 am
Her husband is hot and talented.
toolboy | September 8, 2009 at 11:21 am
Pic 7 & 8.
Even the kid is trying to shut her up. “Stop talking mommy. Seriously, STFU.”
Porky Chavez | September 8, 2009 at 11:34 am
Why doesn’t she take a stand and move to Venezuela? Loser!
World is His Oyster | September 8, 2009 at 11:49 am
That child was born into the lucky sperm club. Rich and Good looking.
Don’t blow it, Junior!
Ali | September 8, 2009 at 12:45 pm
San Frans? I hope you’re not referring to San Francisco.
justifiable | September 8, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Remember when dad told you that naked tits of any kind were great? He lied.
lola | September 8, 2009 at 5:29 pm
She is pretty but that nude bra hanging out is ridiculous. She would have looked less vulgar wearing a bright patterned sports bra or tank underneath.
Darth | September 9, 2009 at 9:49 am
It’s still hanging in a bra though.
Galtacticus | September 9, 2009 at 10:08 am
Even her own kid wants her to shut up.
carmen | September 10, 2009 at 4:55 am
She would like to expose is not meat, is a lonely
brother sent is not the comments , is lonely^^^^
Obviously, she is deliberate,if we turning a blind eye to it
,she must angry,and yourself
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jason | September 10, 2009 at 9:32 pm
She is not pretty at all. She looks like a slightly more attractive version of her cousin who starred on the L Word.
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