Gwyneth Paltrow sat down for an interview with Elle UK where she tackled rumors of her marriage falling apart and haters of her lifestyle blog GOOP. She then tackled whoever the hell designed her outfit. There were no survivors:
On the criticisms of GOOP:
“Fuck the haters! I saw this blog of people writing horrible things about me and for a second your ego is so wounded. How could people hate me, my intentions or what I’m trying to do? I’m a good person and I’m trying to put good things into the world.”
On her marriage:
“It doesn’t behoove us to be a public couple. He certainly doesn’t want to be that. We’ve never ever walked down a red carpet together, we never will. If people think that that means we’re not together, then – ha ha ha! – so be it.”
“The last cigarette I smoked was the day I found out I was pregnant with Apple. I’m so pissed off it gives you cancer. But then, once you have children, if you’ve witnessed a death like I did with my father, you just can’t. But I’ve decided that when I’m about 70 I’m going to start smoking again. Why not? I can’t wait!”
“How could people hate me?” Because you say things like “it doesn’t behoove us to be a public couple,” and then laugh when people draw the logical conclusion that you two hate each other. Which you do. In the face.
Also, hanging out with Madonna probably doesn’t help either. Just sayin’.