Gwyneth Paltrow does not care for the haters

February 3rd, 2009 // 57 Comments

Gwyneth Paltrow sat down for an interview with Elle UK where she tackled rumors of her marriage falling apart and haters of her lifestyle blog GOOP. She then tackled whoever the hell designed her outfit. There were no survivors:

On the criticisms of GOOP:
“Fuck the haters! I saw this blog of people writing horrible things about me and for a second your ego is so wounded. How could people hate me, my intentions or what I’m trying to do? I’m a good person and I’m trying to put good things into the world.”

On her marriage:
“It doesn’t behoove us to be a public couple. He certainly doesn’t want to be that. We’ve never ever walked down a red carpet together, we never will. If people think that that means we’re not together, then – ha ha ha! – so be it.”

On smoking:
“The last cigarette I smoked was the day I found out I was pregnant with Apple. I’m so pissed off it gives you cancer. But then, once you have children, if you’ve witnessed a death like I did with my father, you just can’t. But I’ve decided that when I’m about 70 I’m going to start smoking again. Why not? I can’t wait!”

“How could people hate me?” Because you say things like “it doesn’t behoove us to be a public couple,” and then laugh when people draw the logical conclusion that you two hate each other. Which you do. In the face.

Also, hanging out with Madonna probably doesn’t help either. Just sayin’.

Photos: Elle UK
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  1. blah

    blah blah

  2. GwynethIsOkByMe

    I know this isn’t fashionable at this hate festival but I think Gwyneth is awesome.

  3. Almost looks like a female football uniform with shoulder pads and all. What a stupid look.

  4. Anna

    Scrawny, snotty, overrated cunt. I can’t stand this woman or her husband and his pusswad music.

  5. Alex

    she is so meh.. as insipid as water. She can be cute but after applying some make up on. I love her mom though, she’s great.

  6. havoc

    Smoke a cigarette and shut the fuck up….

    .

  7. Deacon Jones

    That outfit just screams “wrap a ball gag over my head, bend me over a couch, and go to TOWN BABY!”

  8. bakinmycake

    You named your kid after a piece of fruit …what do you expect?

    “i’m different, like me”

  9. Homer-otic

    I love how this anhedonic myopic skank whines about haters. She’s a hater for hating the haters. Be happy you have haters, it lets you know you’ve arrived. When people stop giving a fuck, well then you’ll be able to pretend you’re 70 and smoke yourself to death like dear old dad. And what the fuck is up with the designer polka dot adult diaper?

  10. dude_on

    I can answer all of her questions with one reply… it’s because you are an elitist freak who says stupid shit.

  11. Jrz

    Dear Gwen, Please don’t wait til you’re 70 to light back up.
    Fondly, Jrz

  12. I love the smoking at 70 quote.. I’m thinking of taking up heroin when I’m 70.. or whatever drug is fashionable then.

  13. Suck Play

    What’s Tara Reid doing on the cover of Elle UK?

  14. Jrz

    Know how I know you suck, Gwen? You’re married to that faeg from Coldplay.

  15. TJ

    What did Brad Pitt ever see in her?

  16. AteIsEnough

    Fucking idiot. PLEASE start smoking 3 packs of cigs a day NOW…oh and crack too (even though you sound like your already into that). What a moron! Why do some of these people have to be interviewed? And, why would you ever name a child “Apple” if you’re not a fucking moron????

  17. Gurlina

    I lthink Gwyneth’s great, wish she worked more but, you know, she has a life.

  18. bakinmycake

    please start smoking so you can lose that weight….when she sits around the house she really sits around the house…

  19. Fernando Narcos

    If I were really really really really really really really drunk,I might piss on her.

  20. mamamiasweetpeaches

    WHAT the FUCK is she WEARING??????

    I have always hated her. I remember reading a magazine article where she said they offered her the role of “Rose” in TITANIC and she turned it was down and was happy she had turned it down. Yeah. Name anything GOOD she’s been in since!

  21. CakeSniffer

    She’s a typical dull person trying to sound intelligent, but I will agree with the person above that said if you slap a ton of makeup on her she can look pretty good.

  22. Peter

    I have not said this of anyone in all my years but Gwyneth, your kind of a cunt….

  23. crabby old guy

    The ONLY question I care to hear Gywneth answer is, “Do you suck cocks?” Because, for the life of me, that’s the only thing I MIGHT pay to see her do.

  24. ghost

    There just isn’t anything very interesting about her. She is the most vapid celebrity I’ve ever seen.

  25. Absolutely stunning. Gorgeous. What a beaut.

  26. Gwyneth has the right attitude when it comes to the haters. If all celebs thought this way then none of them would get their feelings hurt. Gwyneth you go girl.

  27. yeahyeahyeah

    smoking tends to be frowned upon while pregnant.
    especially when the early stages of pregnancy are the most critical.
    maybe that’s why people hate on you.
    way to go, gwenyth. you contradicted yourself in 10 seconds flat.

  28. Mike

    Does anyone give a good honest fuck about this bitch? Seriously honey, get over yourself. You never were and never will be anything special. No one gives a shit what you have to say, how many kids you dump out, what gay ass names you choose for your mutant kids, or how much you smoke! Such a forgetable whore

  29. Mike

    Does anyone give a good honest fuck about this bitch? Seriously honey, get over yourself. You never were and never will be anything special. No one gives a shit what you have to say, how many kids you dump out, what gay ass names you choose for your mutant kids, or how much you smoke! Such a forgetable whore

  30. PunkA

    She looked hot in Ironman is all I know. Plus, I bet she is a freak. She hangs with madonna after all.

  31. moron

    #22

    At it’s best, Titanic was an over dramatic epic. Sure, it has it’s merits when you’re looking to watch that type of movie, but it’s not the best thing since sliced bread, ok?

    What has Gwyneth been in? Well first there’s Shakespeare in Love, but I doubt you have enough intelligence to understand why that’s a GREAT movie. Oh, and you can add The Talented Mr. Ripley, Great Expectations, Proof, Sky Captain, and Iron Man. You can hate the bitch – cause she is annoying – but she knows what she’s doing when it comes to her career. If she wasn’t such an elitist, she’d get as much admiration as Kate Winslet or Rachel Weisz, but she just doesn’t know when to shut up.

  32. Valerie

    Who the fuck reads Elle, Uk or otherwise?

  33. Randal

    Congratulations Gwyneth on getting the cover of Elle. Your outfit is so original and totally suits your cute demeanor that you’ve always had. Haters will always be out in the world and they tend to gravitate to those of us who become successful and loved by many in life.

    Be yourself, that’s all you can be true to.

    Randal

  34. spockette

    Hey yeah ‘fish writer- let’s hate her because she’s literate.
    (Not to mention beautiful, happy, well adjusted, and rich. ..)
    That bitch, she said “behoove”, how DARE she? Who does she think she IS?
    Fuckin’ bitch must be a READER.

    Proves her point a little, doesn’t it?
    (props to Bill Hicks for the reader bit…)

  35. Tracey

    Gweny has no fashion sense, and she named her kid Apple. She is also friends with Madonna.
    She is lucky as hell to be married to Chris Martin.

  36. Apple

    she named her kid Apple? Child services will come in for little Adolf Hitler, why the fuck aren’t they getting Apple the hell out of there!!!

  37. Aster

    i must say, i can’t STAND the woman! and that goes double for chris martin! i feel sorry for the kids… and yes, i am a GOOP hater and proud of it!

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  39. sushi

    Fuckpig needs to shut the fuck up. No one cares about her and flat saggy pancake tits.

  40. Bill Hick's Ghost

    @36

    Don’t use my shit unless it’s funny or has a point. You just suggested Fish, who is a writer and needs readers to stay in business, is anti-literacy. How fucking retarded are you?

    Now I’m going back to haunt Denis Leary. Seriously, don’t do that shit again. Bitch.

  41. lucy

    SURE, i just downloaded her hot photos from b l a c k w h i t e friends . c o m- it is a hot community for black and white people to meet.

  42. SO, that’s why they hate you?

  43. Pouzzler

    I’m pretty sure that’s not even a correct use of the word “behoove”.

  44. Master of The Obvious

    This one is really quite humorous, although yes, Shakespeare in Love was good. What a great doe-eyed innocent slut she was, I can vouch for that.
    Em, lucy – STFU and Yes, I’m drinking. Why wouldn’t I be? Blythe Danner was far better looking in her day and always knew how to dress so this “Apple” has fallen somewhat far from the tree. Gwenneth seems to need some kind of multi-socked stuffed hat with little bells sewn to the ends of the socky parts. Yes, and it would be an improvement. Oh, and a bare butt-slapping machine. That will do nicely.

  45. Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason

    I wish you disgusting Yanks would stop moving to Britain and polluting our country with your moronic and anodyne vapidity. FUCK OFF PALTROW, we got rid of Madonna, let’s hope YOU are next bitch.

  46. mamamiasweetpeaches

    #33. Hated SHAKESPEAR IN LOVE. Hated IRON MAN. Hated THE TALENTED MISTER RIPLEY. Hated HUSH. Hated the one where she wanted to be a stewardess. Hated the one where she cheats on Michale Douglas and he trys to kill her. Hated MOONLIGHT AND VALAENTINO. I honestly cant think of one movie I liked with her in it. I loved TITANIC though. In my opinion, it was one of the best movies ever made. So I’m standing by what I said.

    England can keep Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna. Its their punishment for giving us Posh Spice!

  47. PunkA

    #47, yeah because Britain doesn’t produce people than are even more worthless and less talented than Paltrow and madonna, right? Oh wait, except for Posh, Jodi Marsh, Jordan and every other worthless “celebrity” presenter in the UK. At least our vapid celebs have some real talent.

  48. GOOP McLashen

    at 49

    whit?
    no they fooking don’t!

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