Gwyneth Paltrow converts to Kabbalah. Who saw that coming?
Gwyneth Paltrow wore a Kabbalah bracelet to the premiere of her new movie Two Lovers last night, and seriously, is anyone surprised? I’m pretty sure Gwyneth will do at least one, if not all, of the following things in the coming year:
- Steal a child from an African village. Call it “adoption.”
– Divorce her British husband.
– Have sex with Hispanic men regardless of age, marital status.
– Sleep for 1,000 years in a sarcophagus only to awaken and lay waste to civilization by wearing fishnet stockings on her really gross legs.
Ah, peer pressure. I knew that shit would kill us.