Alex “A-Rod” Rodriguez really wants to get inside Madonna’s sarcophagus because here he is at the grand opening of Fountainebleu last night schmoozing with Gwyneth Paltrow. Ah, yes, the ol’ “get in good with the best friend” maneuver. Guys, if you can win over your lady’s friends, she’ll do anything for you – except have a threesome even though you just spent two hours picking out curtains. Is it because I liked the blue ones? I can change!
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pubes | November 15, 2008 at 2:05 pm
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Real Woman | November 15, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Ok, Paltrow looks like a Tranny and A-Rod will always be a big headed dominican
Real Woman | November 15, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Ok, Paltrow looks like a Tranny and A-Rod will always be a big headed dominican
Real Woman | November 15, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Ok, Paltrow looks like a Tranny and A-Rod will always be a big headed dominican
missy | November 15, 2008 at 2:28 pm
WAS SHE GOING TO A TOGA PARTY? IS THAT REALLY A DRESS?
Rough Daddy | November 15, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Ahh yes selling out your familly to shmooze with the elites!!!
Rough Daddy | November 15, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Brits are not into tity effing?
mud shark | November 15, 2008 at 2:54 pm
who gives a shit? terrible post. you suck.
It's Me Fuckers!! | November 15, 2008 at 2:57 pm
lol, look at the size of his fuckin EARS!!
Dr. Neptune | November 15, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Women based their decisions on other women’s opinions. It explains why all women go after one guy. Women do not seem to be individuals at all.
Stink | November 15, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Ewww…they should not spawn
ChuckleHead | November 15, 2008 at 3:28 pm
She will give new meaning to the word Iditarod.
Danklin24 | November 15, 2008 at 3:37 pm
holy shit, who is writing articles for this site now? Stop trying to be funny, you suck.
Faye | November 15, 2008 at 4:11 pm
LOVE that we’re now posting on saturdays!!!! =]
jojo | November 15, 2008 at 4:24 pm
I love Gwen – she has great style, a tight figure and in interviews seems like a pretty cool chick! Haters stop hating!
sapphire eyes | November 15, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Dr. Neptune,
STFU, you misogynist faggot.
Insatiable Peter | November 15, 2008 at 4:30 pm
The new Superficial writer sucks. Gwyneth Paltrow and A-Rod are a waste of cells.
Taylor | November 15, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Dress, ugleee… what was she thinking??
I can’t remember seeing a more unflattering
waistline and don’t even get me started on the
droopy bosoms!
Me 2 | November 15, 2008 at 5:14 pm
@10 – what an off base comment, Gwenyth Paltrow is married. There’s nothing in any of these pictures to indicate that she and A-Rod are anything but casual acquaintances. SO your implication that Gweneth is going for Madonna’s man and is therefore not an individual is pretty much completely unfounded.
In other news: Gweneth Paltrow is a pretty lady but she looks older than 36.
sameshitdifferentyear | November 15, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Holy fucking shit, she is such a flaming pile of mediocrity.
Who the fuck has been artificially elevating her career all these years??
ella | November 15, 2008 at 6:56 pm
those are some ugly tits!
Rough Daddy | November 15, 2008 at 7:43 pm
keen observer=Dr Neptune
rapelister | November 15, 2008 at 8:48 pm
1. I really dislike this woman.
2. She has a crap body.
3. She once dated Brad Pitt, and assumes that she is in his league. She’s not.
4. She is getting as much sex as she deserves. i.e. none.
5. When she is in a film, she never makes it any better.
For these reasons, she is currently #1 on my people-i-want-to-rape list. A quick ass job, and that’s more than she deserves.
oshie | November 15, 2008 at 10:03 pm
Gwyneth Paltrow disgusts the shit out of me.
tubu | November 15, 2008 at 10:17 pm
Friends play an important part in our life. I find many nice friends at the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^. They are honest and humorous. It is a nice site. Hope you can find more wealthy friends there.
Alison | November 15, 2008 at 10:24 pm
What’s up with this Paltrow and Madonna being best friends meme ? They’re 15 years apart. I don’t know about you, but I don’t have any “best friends” who are old enough to be my mother. Something very weird there. Madonna should have friends who are her age. But then again she wouldn’t want them, because they would remind her that she is beyond middle age.
( Also, I find Madonna’s rope-like arms to be positively terrifying. ) Count on Madonna to have a major depression right about now. A control freak like that has to crash. I could even see her being hospitalized for psychiatric treatment within the year. You read it here first.
Alison | November 15, 2008 at 10:25 pm
What’s up with this Paltrow and Madonna being best friends meme ? They’re 15 years apart. I don’t know about you, but I don’t have any “best friends” who are old enough to be my mother. Something very weird there. Madonna should have friends who are her age. But then again she wouldn’t want them, because they would remind her that she is beyond middle age.
( Also, I find Madonna’s rope-like arms to be positively terrifying. ) Count on Madonna to have a major depression right about now. A control freak like that has to crash. I could even see her being hospitalized for psychiatric treatment within the year. You read it here first.
Alison | November 15, 2008 at 10:25 pm
What’s up with this Paltrow and Madonna being best friends meme ? They’re 15 years apart. I don’t know about you, but I don’t have any “best friends” who are old enough to be my mother. Something very weird there. Madonna should have friends who are her age. But then again she wouldn’t want them, because they would remind her that she is beyond middle age.
( Also, I find Madonna’s rope-like arms to be positively terrifying. ) Count on Madonna to have a major depression right about now. A control freak like that has to crash. I could even see her being hospitalized for psychiatric treatment within the year. You read it here first.
Albatross | November 15, 2008 at 10:33 pm
Ummm…where are her boobies??!!
Booby Gremlin | November 15, 2008 at 11:15 pm
I stole them…. mehehehehehehehheeeee!!!
Truth doctor | November 15, 2008 at 11:26 pm
“Alex “A-Rod” Rodriguez really wants to get inside Madonna’s sarcophagus…”
I read that as “get inside Madonna’s esophagus…”. I was thinking, she must deep throat like a champ!
Pop | November 16, 2008 at 1:29 am
Paltrow got fug.
damnstraight | November 16, 2008 at 4:02 am
She’s fucking hot at times, but that dress goes out of its way to make her bad. Like a teenage boy in drag.
jzz | November 16, 2008 at 12:37 pm
is it just me..or is A-rod starting to resemble Garry Shandling?
TH | November 16, 2008 at 5:05 pm
get a tan and buy some boobs. come back for inspection at 0900. thats all now.
l | November 17, 2008 at 6:56 am
manouevre
you don’t have to sound everything out. there’s even dickshonarys on the web
john | November 17, 2008 at 9:58 am
why she is never with chris martin???madonna i rocking at louis vuitton campaign.she still so hot
Dan | November 17, 2008 at 11:28 am
Whoops!
popoZAO | November 19, 2008 at 12:02 am
Doesnt she have kids or did she take a trip to Nebraska? WINK WINK
popoZAO | November 19, 2008 at 12:03 am
oh yeah and is she grabbing his ass cuz he looks awkward and she looks TOO thrilled to be with him
baby jane | November 19, 2008 at 10:33 pm
this guy looks like a monkey–are women like madonna really clamouring for some monkey face? nasty. he doesn’t sound like a total idiot in his interviews but i don’t get it-some girls just like the “i’m with a giant tree” thing a guess
matt | December 14, 2008 at 7:12 pm
They’re a bunch of Kabalah fuckin’ weirdos.
And Gwyneth Paltrow is a giant douchebag.