Gwyneth Paltrow & A-Rod: Is it the apocalypse?

November 15th, 2008 // 42 Comments

Alex “A-Rod” Rodriguez really wants to get inside Madonna’s sarcophagus because here he is at the grand opening of Fountainebleu last night schmoozing with Gwyneth Paltrow. Ah, yes, the ol’ “get in good with the best friend” maneuver. Guys, if you can win over your lady’s friends, she’ll do anything for you – except have a threesome even though you just spent two hours picking out curtains. Is it because I liked the blue ones? I can change!

Photos: Flynet, WENN
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  1. pubes

    pubes

  2. Real Woman

    Ok, Paltrow looks like a Tranny and A-Rod will always be a big headed dominican

  3. Real Woman

    Ok, Paltrow looks like a Tranny and A-Rod will always be a big headed dominican

  4. Real Woman

    Ok, Paltrow looks like a Tranny and A-Rod will always be a big headed dominican

  5. missy

    WAS SHE GOING TO A TOGA PARTY? IS THAT REALLY A DRESS?

  6. Ahh yes selling out your familly to shmooze with the elites!!!

  7. Brits are not into tity effing?

  8. mud shark

    who gives a shit? terrible post. you suck.

  9. It's Me Fuckers!!

    lol, look at the size of his fuckin EARS!!

  10. Dr. Neptune

    Women based their decisions on other women’s opinions. It explains why all women go after one guy. Women do not seem to be individuals at all.

  11. Stink

    Ewww…they should not spawn

  12. She will give new meaning to the word Iditarod.

  13. Danklin24

    holy shit, who is writing articles for this site now? Stop trying to be funny, you suck.

  14. Faye

    LOVE that we’re now posting on saturdays!!!! =]

  15. jojo

    I love Gwen – she has great style, a tight figure and in interviews seems like a pretty cool chick! Haters stop hating!

  16. sapphire eyes

    Dr. Neptune,

    STFU, you misogynist faggot.

  17. Insatiable Peter

    The new Superficial writer sucks. Gwyneth Paltrow and A-Rod are a waste of cells.

  18. Taylor

    Dress, ugleee… what was she thinking??
    I can’t remember seeing a more unflattering
    waistline and don’t even get me started on the
    droopy bosoms!

  19. Me 2

    @10 – what an off base comment, Gwenyth Paltrow is married. There’s nothing in any of these pictures to indicate that she and A-Rod are anything but casual acquaintances. SO your implication that Gweneth is going for Madonna’s man and is therefore not an individual is pretty much completely unfounded.

    In other news: Gweneth Paltrow is a pretty lady but she looks older than 36.

  20. sameshitdifferentyear

    Holy fucking shit, she is such a flaming pile of mediocrity.

    Who the fuck has been artificially elevating her career all these years??

  21. ella

    those are some ugly tits!

  22. keen observer=Dr Neptune

  23. rapelister

    1. I really dislike this woman.
    2. She has a crap body.
    3. She once dated Brad Pitt, and assumes that she is in his league. She’s not.
    4. She is getting as much sex as she deserves. i.e. none.
    5. When she is in a film, she never makes it any better.

    For these reasons, she is currently #1 on my people-i-want-to-rape list. A quick ass job, and that’s more than she deserves.

  24. oshie

    Gwyneth Paltrow disgusts the shit out of me.

  25. tubu

    Friends play an important part in our life. I find many nice friends at the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^. They are honest and humorous. It is a nice site. Hope you can find more wealthy friends there.

  26. Alison

    What’s up with this Paltrow and Madonna being best friends meme ? They’re 15 years apart. I don’t know about you, but I don’t have any “best friends” who are old enough to be my mother. Something very weird there. Madonna should have friends who are her age. But then again she wouldn’t want them, because they would remind her that she is beyond middle age.

    ( Also, I find Madonna’s rope-like arms to be positively terrifying. ) Count on Madonna to have a major depression right about now. A control freak like that has to crash. I could even see her being hospitalized for psychiatric treatment within the year. You read it here first.

  27. Alison

    What’s up with this Paltrow and Madonna being best friends meme ? They’re 15 years apart. I don’t know about you, but I don’t have any “best friends” who are old enough to be my mother. Something very weird there. Madonna should have friends who are her age. But then again she wouldn’t want them, because they would remind her that she is beyond middle age.

    ( Also, I find Madonna’s rope-like arms to be positively terrifying. ) Count on Madonna to have a major depression right about now. A control freak like that has to crash. I could even see her being hospitalized for psychiatric treatment within the year. You read it here first.

  28. Alison

    What’s up with this Paltrow and Madonna being best friends meme ? They’re 15 years apart. I don’t know about you, but I don’t have any “best friends” who are old enough to be my mother. Something very weird there. Madonna should have friends who are her age. But then again she wouldn’t want them, because they would remind her that she is beyond middle age.

    ( Also, I find Madonna’s rope-like arms to be positively terrifying. ) Count on Madonna to have a major depression right about now. A control freak like that has to crash. I could even see her being hospitalized for psychiatric treatment within the year. You read it here first.

  29. Albatross

    Ummm…where are her boobies??!!

  30. Booby Gremlin

    I stole them…. mehehehehehehehheeeee!!!

  31. Truth doctor

    “Alex “A-Rod” Rodriguez really wants to get inside Madonna’s sarcophagus…”

    I read that as “get inside Madonna’s esophagus…”. I was thinking, she must deep throat like a champ!

  32. Pop

    Paltrow got fug.

  33. damnstraight

    She’s fucking hot at times, but that dress goes out of its way to make her bad. Like a teenage boy in drag.

  34. jzz

    is it just me..or is A-rod starting to resemble Garry Shandling?

  35. TH

    get a tan and buy some boobs. come back for inspection at 0900. thats all now.

  36. l

    manouevre

    you don’t have to sound everything out. there’s even dickshonarys on the web

  37. john

    why she is never with chris martin???madonna i rocking at louis vuitton campaign.she still so hot

  38. popoZAO

    Doesnt she have kids or did she take a trip to Nebraska? WINK WINK

  39. popoZAO

    oh yeah and is she grabbing his ass cuz he looks awkward and she looks TOO thrilled to be with him

  40. baby jane

    this guy looks like a monkey–are women like madonna really clamouring for some monkey face? nasty. he doesn’t sound like a total idiot in his interviews but i don’t get it-some girls just like the “i’m with a giant tree” thing a guess

  41. matt

    They’re a bunch of Kabalah fuckin’ weirdos.
    And Gwyneth Paltrow is a giant douchebag.

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