Gwyneth Paltrow & A-Rod: Is it the apocalypse?

Alex “A-Rod” Rodriguez really wants to get inside Madonna’s sarcophagus because here he is at the grand opening of Fountainebleu last night schmoozing with Gwyneth Paltrow. Ah, yes, the ol’ “get in good with the best friend” maneuver. Guys, if you can win over your lady’s friends, she’ll do anything for you – except have a threesome even though you just spent two hours picking out curtains. Is it because I liked the blue ones? I can change!

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