Gwyneth Paltrow’s Side Boob Won The ‘Mortdecai’ Premiere

The last time Gwyneth Paltrow owned a red carpet was the Iron Man 3 premiere when we saw the side of her butt. This time, it’s the side of her boob, but don’t let it fool you. You may gaze upon it, but should you try to touch, The Royal Horse Dragoons shall descend swiftly upon thee, removing the offending appendage and placing it on high in the village square as a warning and wow I just mixed Victorian and modern day Saudi Arabian justice there, didn’t? They couldn’t possibly use the same brutal tactics, they’re hundred of years of culture and education apart! Sorry about that guys, dumb tit monkey over here, let me just Google around and fact check this– Oh..Oh dear, I’ve gone an made a socio-political observation under boob photos again. *clutches pearls*

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