Gwyneth Paltrow Wore This

The Superficial | December 15, 2010 - 11:58 am

Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow at the Hollywood premiere of Country Strong last night where she was a confusing jumble of Botox and leggyness. I honestly can’t tell if I want to have sex with her, or use her forehead to reflect the sun at a pile of ants. Then again, I’m sure if I promised to lay some doilies down, she’d be open to both because she’s fancy.

*pounds metal fist into armrest* I’ll get you next time, Paltrow. Next time…

Photos: Splash News