Gwyneth Paltrow Wore This

December 15th, 2010 // 88 Comments

Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow at the Hollywood premiere of Country Strong last night where she was a confusing jumble of Botox and leggyness. I honestly can’t tell if I want to have sex with her, or use her forehead to reflect the sun at a pile of ants. Then again, I’m sure if I promised to lay some doilies down, she’d be open to both because she’s fancy.

*pounds metal fist into armrest* I’ll get you next time, Paltrow. Next time…

Photos: Splash News

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  1. brilliant

    To class up that dress she should have borrowed Shauna Sands plastic platforms. That’ll nice her up.

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    kingofbeer
    Commented on this photo:

    wow!

  3. wim

    this dress gives alot of confidence……….

  4. Michele

    I kinda like the dress. The shoes don’t go with it though.
    G is on Botox overload – it looks very heavy handed and weird. She looks like an older version of an Olsen twin. I hope the Botox wears off, because she’s kinda going the way of Meg Ryan with the totally unnecessary plastic surgery thing. Eek! Scary – a little goes a long way. This is overboard. She doesn’t look fresh and alert, she looks freaky.

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    HLM
    Commented on this photo:

    The dress would probably look better on a woman with more curves, but at least Gwyneth isn’t busting out of the straps like a Christmas ham.

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    CakeSnifferer
    Commented on this photo:

    She can actually look ok if she has a lot of notice so she can put a ton of effort in.

    The candid shots, forget it.

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    Jerry Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    NO ASS…white chicks are fun.

  8. gigi

    meh….

  9. Snoopy

    @The Listener: since when are panties worn under elegant dresses?

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    Sherlock
    Commented on this photo:

    looks to me like she has a very bad growth on her knees or a very, very, very long you know what from above or possibly a very, very low you know what.

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    mia
    Commented on this photo:

    no ass and still want attention. its just pathetic.

  12. Katniss

    I love you Chris Martin but WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH THIS WASPY CUNT?

    ugh.

    Gwyneth Paltrow is Cuntry Strong.

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