Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow at the Hollywood premiere of Country Strong last night where she was a confusing jumble of Botox and leggyness. I honestly can’t tell if I want to have sex with her, or use her forehead to reflect the sun at a pile of ants. Then again, I’m sure if I promised to lay some doilies down, she’d be open to both because she’s fancy.
*pounds metal fist into armrest* I’ll get you next time, Paltrow. Next time…
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They all start to look like extras from the “Black Hole Sun” video after a while, right?
Hilarious…
I like her, that Pepper Potts.
even though she’s a stuck-up broad, I’d BANG THE SHIT outta her. yummers. its just when she opens her mouth – ouch.
First Biznatches!!
hot…
I personally do not think that she has the body to pull of this outfit.
Definitely requires a bit more tit.
Oh, I’d pull it off her alright.
You must be nuts!!! The girl has a smoking hot body!!!! Get off the drugs!!!
Agreed. her body is nice but I know exactly what Nene means. This dress would be even more jaw dropping on a more curvy woman.
A curvy woman would make it look like a hooker dress.
NICE!
I don’t know if the kids today will get the Dr. Claw reference.
Take the “O” out of Country and you have the name of her movie spelled correctly.
If you want to cut to the chase, also remove the “ry” and the “Strong”.
That was good! I laughed.
I never thought I would say these words negatively but that dress totally makes me think of her naked….
‘negatively’ – right on…I’m picturing inverted, razor-bumpy vag, fried-egg tits, and pointy ribs.
FIRST
It’s been a while since I could honestly say Ms Paltrow looks hot. In her most recent photos it often appears that her lips have disappeared & her shiney forehead has swelled up like a balloon.
But this looks pretty good.
More dresses like this on tall skinny blondes please (this is not a coded request for Paris Hilton pics).
I wan to lick her feet. Is that wrong?
Very.
Did she really looked at a recent picture of Meg Ryan and said “She looks beautifull.”
i kinda like it…it’s white & trashy, which is appropriate since she’s promoting “country strong.” well played, paltrow.
I’d smooch her a ton and hold the fuck out of her hand!
You’re sick!
Whoa….moving sort of fast there, dontcha think?
I think Oprah can pull off the same outfit.
Jesus Christ, the last thing I ever want to see is Oprah pulling off this outfit – or any other pieces of clothing, for that matter.
she looks like a blond eel caught in a net….who is wearing the ugliest ring ever.
Isn’t this the same woman who complained about “Hollywood” requiring women to screw their way to the top? Seriously – is this “Ms. Morality?”
Don’t get me wrong – if she wants to walk around wearing nothing but a hat, I’m fine with that. I just think the hypocrisy is hilarious.
She’s a setup, well-born nobody who feels entitled and named her son “Jesus” or something like that (heh heh). Yeah, it’s ok for this marginal talent (yeah I know the industry gave her awards and stars and million of dollars and accolades and pussy rings,etc.) to skank out though.
Just not the rest of lower humanity.
These four words have NEVER come to mind when looking at a photo of Gwyn before, but I WOULD HIT IT.
Ech, now I feel dirty.
Is this a dress she picked up from Anne Nicole’s Smith estate sale?
It’s so trashy and nineties and just screams “Lukat ma baady!”
Watch for a new Chris Martin song titled “You only look hot when I’m not around”.
Who’s the long haired blonde guy in a laced up sail?
needs more ass, more titties, and less gunt. You might be able to keep the gunt if you make the titties big enough to draw away from it.
Agreed.
Is it at all possible for you to make a post without sounding like a total fucking dickhead? Seriously…. hot chicks posted on here on a regular basis and you think you sound cool or witty by dogging each and every one? Seriously, give it the fuck up…its not her fault you were locked in your parents basement w a jar of Crisco and a dirty sock until you hit 40(and then couldnt bring yourself to leave).
Seriously, shut the fuck up. Its one thing dogging on Snooki or one of those fucking garden gnomes who warrant the insults, but you just sound like a bitter, whiney bitch when you do so post after post(not to mention, shes FAR hotter than anyone who would dare get within a country mile of your white trash ass). Seek therapy.
Actually, Shawn, she is a self-important stuck up cunt whose moderately acceptable looks and sub par body MIGHT warrant a matinée movie and a Grand Slam at Denny’s were it not for the fact that she fell out of Blythe Danners equally self-important vag…
Take the internet serious much? Double your dose of lithium.
You are right SK. I need to be more cool and witty. Lets start with some masturbating in your parents basement jokes, those are fresh and original.
Where do you get this material? It is solid gold.
You’re defending celebs that you don’t even fucking know from attacks by random anon internet people on a goddamn gossip website that exists entirely to make fun of celebs. But I need to seek therapy? This is my therapy fuckstick, criticising GP’s ass and tits is what keeps me from beating the living shit out of whiny cocksmokes like you.
Why the fuck is she famous? Name me one thing worth watching she’s been in.
“Moonlight and Valentino” or “Se7en” to name two. Both of them were good but not because she was in them.
“Shallow Hal?” Ehh, naah…I got nothin
if your are into seeing chicks with mustaches and their tits, you should check shakespeare in love.
The Royal Tennanbaums
The Royal Tenenbaums is a good one, but bitch CANNOT act.
You all know what this means right? She aint got no draws on. So not only is Country Strong the name of the movie, its also describing the smell emitting from her cooter.
she’s wearing a helluva lot of foundation/makeup. those closeups make me wonder how many layers til the skin is found
I’d try like hell to knock the bottom out of it
You know its a classy event when someone wearing Payless ballet flats and a JC Penney purse are on the same red carpet as a supposed star.
she doesn’t look too bad in that dress. still doesn’t take away the fact that she has “self-righteous bitch” running through her veins.
DAMN SHE IS HOT
I’ll hate myself in the morning after i jerk off to her.
She looks pregnant.
GO GO GADGET VAG!
The 80s called. They want their wedding dress back.
good thing you can’t see me right now, I’m humping my computer.
good thing you can’t see me right now, I’m humping my computer.
It looks like one of those cheap dresses you rent in adult entertainment stores for your whore halloween costume.
Only single women dress like this. PLEASE let that marriage be over!
Wow! I guess she doesn’t mind for everyone to know she’s not wearing any panties under her dress. I still think it’s kinda nasty to go out in public without any underwear on, especially in clothes that make it really obvious.
She certainly does everything in her power to come off like the craziest, high-maintenance uber-snob and general pain in the ass – but she’s a very attractive woman.
I remember her being quite sexy in that stewardess movie she’s in – she’s trashy and fun and spends a lot of time in super short Daisy Dukes and she looked damn good.
We’re not sure about the face, but me and Little Mancuso are proudly standing to salute that dress.
We’re not sure about the face, but me and Little Mancuso are proudly standing to salute that dress.
No underwear, hot lights, crowded theater, awful movie and a white dress – aren’t you just asking for sweaty crotch stain?
“Please see me as beautiful , i need this, i really, really do”.
Ever since she dumped Madonna as her BFF, she has seemed happier and hotter.
She’s still a pretentious PITA tho.
How much “life force” do you figure Madonna got from her before the split?
hm… maybe I’m wrong but I have she wears no panties with this dress. How odd when it’s Gwyneth Paltrow! and her face looks new. She’s changing…
I’d like to see that outfit on someone like Scarlett rather than this psychotic stick insect.
When the straps pop out she’s ready to eat.
I’ve learned so much from her mongoloid martha stewart posing.
Iggy Pop’s ass looks saggy in that dress.
YOUR ASS LOOKS SAGGY IN THAT DRESS! YOURS AND YOUR GIRLFRIENDS, AND YOUR MOTHERS, AND YOUR GRANDMOTHER, AND YOUR LITTLE GIRLFRIENDS, AND YOUR AUNTIES, AND YOUR MOMMA’S FRIENDS ASS TOO! :)