Gwyneth Paltrow Will Destroy Vanity Fair Now

The Superficial / November 5, 2013

While Jaimie Alexander was busy owning her ass at the Thor: The Dark World premiere last night, Gwyneth Paltrow has been preparing an all-out assault on Vanity Fair for daring to investigate her alleged affair with Jeff Soffer in 2008. It’s a battle that will test her mettle and prove if Madonna was right to cast their friendship aside because there must be no quarter for usurpers. Radar Online reports:

Paltrow, 41, has supposedly convinced George Clooney to withdraw from appearing on the magazine’s Hollywood Issue cover, but had trouble with Julia Roberts who is apparently close to the magazine’s editor-in-chief, Graydon Carter.
“[Julia] is ignoring Gwyneth, has no problem with Graydon and is happily still committed to appear on the cover of that issue,” the source revealed, noting that the refusal to bend to Paltrow’s wishes “has probably ended any chance of a friendship between the two of them.”

In related news, I saw Gwyneth’s book for sale at Target yesterday which is a pedestrian market where people like myself shop because we’re poor and live in crude huts that don’t even have hand-painted wallpaper or religion shelves. I believe the Japanese have a custom for what needs to happen now.

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