Gwyneth Paltrow’s Side Boob Is Having A Moment

When we last left Goop, she was talking about quitting Goop, so today, we’re just going to look at her side boob because sometimes we do that. These don’t always have to be about bee facials or handwoven clitoris shams with #BeanLyfe stitched into them by peasant children. Although, I’d by lying if I said I didn’t want my entire life to be about that. Just me and a hut in the Andes as I lord over the local villagers with cries of, “No, no, no! That’s not nearly enough silkworms to write #BeysMyJig on an $18,000 gym bottle. Ay dios mio!” I have dreams.

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