Gwyneth Paltrow’s Talking About Her Vagina Again
While promoting Iron Man 3, Gwyneth Paltrow got shitfaced drunk and called into an Australian radio show where she elaborated on her comments to Ellen about shaving her 70s bush to make her ass window red carpet look work. So here she is on Ellen talking about her shorn lady drapes again because Gwyneth Paltrow understands seduction but mostly thinks she’s a trendsetter who bares the heavy burden of influencing the pubic fur of women everywhere. Via E! News:
“You know normally I don’t read stuff at all but apparently this was in like a lot of newspapers,” Gwyneth began to explain. “My brother-in-law, I knew it had permeated when my brother-in-law said to me like, ‘I hope you’re not going to bring back big bush.’ Thanks, Al. Thanks for your support.”
“Well, let’s know that you’re not doing that,” Ellen replied.
“Let’s not say I am and let’s not say I’m not,” Paltrow said.
Coincidentally, in the aftermath of all this, Gwyneth has not been asked back for The Avengers: Age of Ultron, so just assume finally Joss Whedon found an out after Robert Downey Jr. made him put her in the first one. “Alright, listen up, everybody. We’re bringing in a lot of new characters, so someone’s got to go and please don’t all point at Jeremy Renner. His agent’s Satan. We’re gonna do this diplomatically: Now who’s trying to bring back 70s bush? (Hemsworth, put your fucking hand down.) Anybody? — Thank you for being honest, Gwyneth. GUARDS! SEIZE HER!”