Gwyneth Paltrow’s Talking About Her Vagina Again

September 18th, 2013 // 22 Comments
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While promoting Iron Man 3, Gwyneth Paltrow got shitfaced drunk and called into an Australian radio show where she elaborated on her comments to Ellen about shaving her 70s bush to make her ass window red carpet look work. So here she is on Ellen talking about her shorn lady drapes again because Gwyneth Paltrow understands seduction but mostly thinks she’s a trendsetter who bares the heavy burden of influencing the pubic fur of women everywhere. Via E! News:

“You know normally I don’t read stuff at all but apparently this was in like a lot of newspapers,” Gwyneth began to explain. “My brother-in-law, I knew it had permeated when my brother-in-law said to me like, ‘I hope you’re not going to bring back big bush.’ Thanks, Al. Thanks for your support.”
“Well, let’s know that you’re not doing that,” Ellen replied.
“Let’s not say I am and let’s not say I’m not,” Paltrow said.

Coincidentally, in the aftermath of all this, Gwyneth has not been asked back for The Avengers: Age of Ultron, so just assume finally Joss Whedon found an out after Robert Downey Jr. made him put her in the first one. “Alright, listen up, everybody. We’re bringing in a lot of new characters, so someone’s got to go and please don’t all point at Jeremy Renner. His agent’s Satan. We’re gonna do this diplomatically: Now who’s trying to bring back 70s bush? (Hemsworth, put your fucking hand down.) Anybody? — Thank you for being honest, Gwyneth. GUARDS! SEIZE HER!”

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Splash News, WENN


  1. MJ was a chimo

    How in God’s name did she ever get voted the most beautiful woman on Earth.

  2. Gwyneth Paltrow Thanks For Sharing Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    “Gwyneth! What do you have to say about being a careless shithead mom who drove her kid out in front of a bus?”
    “Uhm . . . hairy vagina?”

  3. Hugh Jass

    retro-bush = retro-crabs

  4. Gwyneth Paltrow Thanks For Sharing Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    Openly talking about your hairy vagina AND photobombed by Glen Beck? Have you no shame?

  5. Gwyneth Paltrow Thanks For Sharing Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks pretty damn good.

  6. cc

    You called your kid ‘Apple’…go pound sand.

  7. JC

    I’ll never understand why people are so obsessed with hair down there. If a woman is kindly enough to allow me access to her healthy vagina, I don’t care what kind of bush or lack thereof she’s got going on. I’m going in either way.

  8. Gwyneth Paltrow Thanks For Sharing Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks really good here.

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    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m not a Gwyneth fan but her banter with Ellen regarding this subject is amusing.

  10. Gwyneth Paltrow Thanks For Sharing Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    GOOP looks good… with makeup.

  11. Liam

    I bet her bush is nice and trim. If ever a bush to dive into, I bet it is her’s.

  12. kery

    She looks good for her age ;P

  13. JNN7

    it’s not vagina for god’s sake
    seriously I don’t know why this bothers me so much, but why is everyone afraid to say vulva? say pussy! say cunt! but vagina is INTERNAL

  14. Lisbeth

    There are n*de photos of her with her former fiancee’ – hint – a pittiful man now – . She has no bush, more like a tiny landing stripe.

  15. Gwyneth Paltrow Thanks For Sharing Premiere
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hi, Im Gwyneth. I drink my own urine!”

  16. Richard Cheese

    Why do people say “vagina” when they mean “vulva”?

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