Gwyneth Paltrow Sacrificed Her 70’s Bush For You, The Ungrateful Masses

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Apparently getting crowned World’s Most Beautiful Woman comes at a terrible price as Gwyneth Paltrow recently found out just before unleashing her side-butt on the world at the LA premiere of Iron Man 3. Her vagina fro, while healthy and fortified by the natural compounds of her daily buckwheat haricot vert smoothie, would’ve blown the minds of the bourgeois public, she explained to Ellen. Plus Beyonce rocks a clitler. via Just Jared:

“Well, let’s just say everyone went scrambling for a razor…So I went from being the most beautiful to the most humiliated. In one day… I work a 70’s vibe. You know what I mean?”

“Totally,” Ellen replied, “I remember the days of roller disco and when a lady’s bush was free to creep all the way around to the outer thig– Wait, ew. No, no I don’t understand this at all.”

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