Gwyneth Paltrow & Ryan Murphy Are Making a Musical. Just.. Goddammit
If you made a list of people who every time they speak you want to shove a rabid tiger down your urethra, Gwyneth Paltrow and Ryan Murphy would be at the top of that list. So, of course, high off their Emmy win for her cameo on Glee, they want to make a musical together. E! News reports:
Murphy has even bigger plans for them. He wants to make another movie together. It’s been five years since he directed Paltrow in the big screen adaptation of Augusten Burroughs’ bestselling memoir, Running With Scissors.
“We want to do a musical together,” Murphy told me at the Emmys. “An original—I want to write an original movie for Gwyneth and Maya Rudolph, both of whom I’m great friends with.”
He smiled, “That’s all I will say.”
I’ll let this thing slide only if it’s named Dave Grohl’s a Meanie Homophobe-Head and The Hand-Painted Wallpaper Flavored Water. Also, Gwyneth Paltrow has to be swung around by the same wire team as Spider-man: Turn Off The Dark. (Just tell her they’re classically trained in Shakespearean ropecraft.)
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