If you made a list of people who every time they speak you want to shove a rabid tiger down your urethra, Gwyneth Paltrow and Ryan Murphy would be at the top of that list. So, of course, high off their Emmy win for her cameo on Glee, they want to make a musical together. E! News reports:
Murphy has even bigger plans for them. He wants to make another movie together. It’s been five years since he directed Paltrow in the big screen adaptation of Augusten Burroughs’ bestselling memoir, Running With Scissors.
“We want to do a musical together,” Murphy told me at the Emmys. “An original—I want to write an original movie for Gwyneth and Maya Rudolph, both of whom I’m great friends with.”
He smiled, “That’s all I will say.”
I’ll let this thing slide only if it’s named Dave Grohl’s a Meanie Homophobe-Head and The Hand-Painted Wallpaper Flavored Water. Also, Gwyneth Paltrow has to be swung around by the same wire team as Spider-man: Turn Off The Dark. (Just tell her they’re classically trained in Shakespearean ropecraft.)
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She needs some good ol’ Proletarian butt sex!
You damn right Rob! That face was made to take a fat load of man juice! I’d do her in the pooper, cooch and mouth. I’d tear that Jewish tail up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now, where does Natalie Potman live? He he!
terry you are a sicko
I’d tap that goop.
Sloppy seconds!
With this woman’s busy schedule and social calender, when the hell does she have time to be a mother? And I’m not talking about the daily chores of taking care of her children, because I realize that she has nannys for that. I’m talking about her kids knowing that she even exists!!
YES
second that! they probably only know her through movies
Should kids that age be allowed to watch Seven? Because I can’t name anything else she’s been in that would be worth watching.
please God, HELP THE UNITED STATES.
……………..americans will buy just anything these day’s!!
You can fuck off and die anytime now.
High maintenance= yes, Major Snob and Bitch= yes , must love coldplay music= yes BUT PIC#3 ,she has a fine body for a hard fucking! Love to lick those Kosher long legs……..P.S. Is that Laurence Fishburne in the background ?I didn’t know he was in the Smurf Movie? Montana must be proud?
Somebody really needs to slushy this chick. And by slushy I mean man slushy.
Nice pins.
Well, I guess I’d suck on her muff so hard that she’d forget her own name. But, afterward, I’d hate myself (a little).
Slouchy.
For such small boobs, she can sag like nobody’s business. DROOPY McGOOP. I can’t even imagine how much more she can sag as she ages.
Very sick of seeing her wear saggy damn dresses too. I swear she does it because she thinks it makes her look thinner.
Why is she carrying that three quarter sized Laurence Fishburne by the junk?
Ryan Murphy: “That’s all I will say.”
Fuck, if only…
Gwyneth’s here for the photocall for Contagion, but Laurence Fishburne thinks he’s going into space.
I’m always amused to see really negative articles about Gwyneth Paltrow, because I have no direct knowledge of why she is so hated (from what I gather she is self obsessed and entitled to a major degree, but I really couldn’t say for sure), so I just focus on the fact that she’s attractive, is a good actress and can sing – her negatives must be really high to offset all of that.
It’s because she’s a cunt. You are fortunate to not have had it smooshed in your face yet.
Yes, a rich bouquet. One spoonful more of your organically grown parsley and they should smell perfect.
Who said to her she could sing? who said that? because she can’t man… is more horrible than kkardashian and I did not believe to say that ever never!! her husband is to blame that’s for sure but coldplay stinking sucks, should not give advice to others we have already so manycraps in music…..this is baaaad…
What is she doing with her left hand and why is he smiling?
why would anyone want to see this ugly, talentless freak do anything with my question! she can’t act and she really can’t sing! britney spears probably sings better…if we ever hear her real voice.
What a butt-ugly dress. Please never take it off, gWhyneth.
Ull r nasty! Loved it
I hate her and yet I want to fuck her so much
No way! I love Goop!
she looks like the retarded powerpuff, Cuntie
The Powerpuff Girls all have ‘b’ names, so…
So?
I have no opinion on her otherwise, but in this photo she looks like a hunchy-shouldered diaper-dressed muppet-faced asshole.
After great thought, Morpheus took and swallowed the blue pill. At which point the Matrix dumped him out the side of a moving van with nothing but a set of purple satin scrubs, andf the cryptic instructions: “Follow the White Beaver.”
JEBUS she has a messed up face. I guess for a fleeting moment she was kind of “meh” in the 90′s.
Fuck. See, I watch glee. Show is funny and provides a whole hour of silly laughs. But Season 2 was a mess, and mostly because this bitch. It’s not like she can’t sing (not everyone in the cast can, actually), her first guest appearance was funny and then the show started revolving around her. And more than 30 minutes of her is god damn annoying.