Gwyneth Paltrow Returning to ‘Glee’

December 13th, 2010 // 33 Comments

In what has to be a kick to the eight balls for Lindsay Lohan – I hate myself for writing that. – Gywneth Paltrow will star in another episode of Glee, according to Us Magazine:

While there’s no word yet on when Paltrow will film her episode or when it will air, it’s safe to say her first appearance — during which she made fun of Lindsay Lohan, rapped to Cee-Lo’s “F–k You” and sang in the rain — turned her into a total Gleek.
“My kids came out [to the set] and my daughter fell in love with Heather [Morris] who plays Brittany and whenever she sees a Glee thing she’s like, ‘It’s Heather!’ and her friends are like ‘What?’” says the actress. “I’m like, ‘Oh God, let’s not explain.’”

Yes, let’s not explain to the lowly peasant children how “thee-ay-ter” works. It’ll only fill their minds with silly thoughts of gnoshing on her 18th century-style crepes upon the Parisian sitting room. I shan’t think so. A ha ha, I shan’t think so.

Photos: Splash News


  1. Smaug


  2. McFeely Smackup

    WTF is Glee?

    • saltydog

      shut up, it isn’t original or clever to pretend you haven’t heard about a highly rated award winning show. If you think its crap that’s cool, but nobody believes that somebody who reads celebrity gossip blogs has never heard of Glee

      • McFeely Smackup

        You shut up. I’m rubber and you’re glue, also you’re a homo.

        Hyperbole…look it up.

      • saltydog

        I don’t think hyperbole means what you think it does. Hyperbole is using exaggerated description for stylistic effect. WTF is an accronym and internet abreviattion meaning “what the fuck” so saying “what the fuck is Glee” is a direct question without any adjectives.

        McFeely Smackup’s mom sucks more cocks than John Tavolta in a West Hollywood bathhouse would be an example of hyperbole. Because it is an exaggerated description of what a whore you mother is.

      • McFeely Smackup

           /haɪˈpɜrbəli/ Show Spelled[hahy-pur-buh-lee]
        –noun Rhetoric .
        1. obvious and intentional exaggeration.

        So not only a homo, but poorly vocabulated in the literatic sense. Tell Travolta I said hi next time you’re at that bathhouse.

      • Back Hand

        don’t feed the troll…

  3. ” Oh God, then they are going to want to come over, I don’t need little poor people walking around my house, I have enough on payroll.”

  4. wonder worm

    So, the pampered bourgeoise can’t keep the ‘acting’ career going, and is reduced to glomming onto Glee and warbling country tunes a la Jessica Simpson (remember that?).
    Attn Glee producers: no one gives a RAT’S ASS about that bitch. How about giving some ‘up and comers’ a shot – meaning people who are actually trained in song and dance???

  5. Billy Seatsniffer

    I gotta admit I’m surprised Glee is still around. I had no idea that there were enough women and gay men watching TV to carry a show through 2 seasons.

  6. Mary Exmass

    “And I was like, Martha wouldn’t do it that way, and she was all like, but I saw it on her show! And I was like, well, that’s just not cricket, and she was like, you are always sooo right Gwynnie. So anyways, we went to Williams-Sonoma and bought the whole entire store and I was like, scones for everyone! – in my immediate family and circle of friends, of course.”

    Closed captioning brought to you by Pretentious Prigs-R-Us.

  7. GravyLeg

    Please do not post about her again until that reads “Gwyneth Paltrow returning to Hell”.

  8. Mortimer Duke

    Someone in that family has to scrounge around for gigs. When was that last Coldplay album? And they could have had Johnny # 5 say her lines in Iron Man 2. It would have only made the movie better.

    Aka she sucks. Keep following the Madonna career path and see how far that gets you.

    • McFeely Smackup

      Holy shit, she WAS in Iron Man 2. I was just about to correct you, realized I didn’t remember who played the female “lead”, and looked it up.

      She’s so forgettable, that I didn’t even remember he being in a movie I’ve seen 3 times, and the last time was just days ago.

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  10. jojo

    The shapeless unbearably plain twat with the personality of a chair cannot be as boring as she looks.

  11. Boo Boo Muffin Butt

    She is so painfully white and boring.

  12. meh

    Didn’t she O.D.?

  13. saltydog

    she was actually pretty funny on Glee and much better than other celebrity guest stars.

  14. josh

    I fart on Glee.

  15. Let’s see, you got “Gwyneth Paltrow”, “Lindsay Lohan”, and “Glee”. As far as things I despise you went 3 for 3. Nice.

  16. “Glee” is made for 13 year old girls and homosexual men. If you are not one of those, and still enjoy “Glee”, then you share enough with one of those groups to be included in the demographic.

  17. Captain Slappy

    Having Miss Paltrow in a show no self-respecting human would watch is like….throwing her hot dog down hallway full of glee.

  18. Gwyneth Paltrow
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  19. wim

    well, whe noyone wants you……
    ……..GO BACK TO “glee”!!

  20. dontlooknow

    Is laPaltrow a bit too old (and purportedly educated) to be saying…”I’m like oh god…”

    • wants meds

      Um, she barely made it into a second-ratre college due to the patronage of Michael Douglas, and apparently was too busy clubbing in HS to pay much attention to things like learning, and, you know, grades, that would have lead to an authentic admission at a place of higher learning.
      However, since she attended Spence, an elite private preparatory (read: school for insanely over-privileged Manhattanites) and married a man with an English accent, she now considers herself to be an educated intellect.

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