Gwyneth Paltrow Tried To Run Over The Paparazzi With Her Bike

While filming Thanks For Sharing in New York yesterday, Gwyneth Paltrow decided to handle the matter of some pesky paparazzi with a little street justice. And by street justice I mean she tried to barrel into one of them on a bicycle because it’s not like you have to keep those things balanced or anything. GOOP-logic, she haz it. On that note, my favorite shot has to be the one just after she almost collides with the guy, mostly because I like to believe he opened his arms and went, “Man, fuck your organic paella, bitch.” I’m a dreamer.

Photos: Splash News

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