Good Morning, Gwyneth Paltrow’s Fripples, And Other News

June 17th, 2013 // 9 Comments

- Gwyneth Paltrow is above Vanity Fair now. People‘s Most Beautiful Woman in the World, but above Vanity Fair. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kate Middleton makes her last public appearance before giving birth, and unlike Kim Kardashian, she actually means it. [Dlisted]

- Lingerie Seems Fitting For Fathers Day [theCHIVE]

- Jimmy Kimmel made a “Blurred Lines” parody. [tooFab]

- Salma Hayek truly understands the evils of pregnancy. [Fishwrapper]

- Can You Get Through This Post Without Falling In Love With Henry Cavill? [BuzzFeed]

- Ali Larter is still hot as shit. [Popoholic]

- Amanda Bynes says her crazy is all an act. [IDLYITW]

- Nina Agdal poses in more than just bikinis. And by more I mean lingerie [Hollywood Tuna]

- Shakira almost got implants then realized her ass was molded into reality by Zeus. [Celebslam]

- Oh, hey, Vanessa Hudgens cutting bread in your underwear like a hot, crazy little murderer. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- “Let’s put Katy Perry on the cover but without the parts anyone cares about.” – Vogue [Amy Grindhouse]

- Kurt Cobain was Banksy if Bansky truly understood art. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. A

    who is “kirk” cobain?

  2. ace11

    Nice Rack


    Kirk?! KIRK?!

  4. Me non capisce? Where the fuck is Kurt Cobain even mentioned?
    I have a love /hate relationship with Mrs Goop. See pictures as I would love to Goop (creampie) in her while licking those fripples.

  5. Gwyneth Paltrow Nipples
    Commented on this photo:

    goop: /go͞op/ – Noun, 1.Sloppy or sticky semifluid matter, typically something unpleasant. 2. Mawkish sentiment.
    mawk·ish: /ˈmôkiSH/ – Adjective, 1.Sentimental in a feeble or sickly way: “a mawkish poem”. 2.Having a faint sickly flavor: “the mawkish smell of warm beer”.

  6. Gwyneth Paltrow Nipples
    Commented on this photo:

    My brain tells me she is a pretentious uppity anal Bitch but my penis tells me to grudge fuck her until she cries like it was her 1st real orgasm .

  7. Gwyneth Paltrow Nipples
    Commented on this photo:

    Now she has something to put on her mantle besides Chris Martin’s balls.

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