We’re Now At Critical GOOP: Moses Wants To Be A Rapper Just Like ‘Uncle Jay’
Because being named The World’s Most Beautiful Woman by People magazine wasn’t enough, here’s Gwyneth Paltrow telling E! News that Moses wants to be a rapper just like – wait, for it – his “Uncle Jay.”
“My son would like to be more like Uncle Jay,” Paltrow tells us. “He asked me the other day how he could look more like Uncle Jay. I said I would have to think about it.”
Turns out, the kid’s got some budding musical chops there.
“My son is an amazing hip-hop little guy—you can’t believe it,” the star says proudly.
“I got a note from his teacher the other day. She said, ‘Dear Mrs. Martin, I would just like to tell you that all the children sang me ‘Happy Birthday’ today, and afterwards, Moses did a spontaneous rap that was acutally brilliant.”
“So then I’m like, sheeit, how’m I going to explain to this little nigga that he can’t be like my for real nigga? Next thing I know, gotdamn ocelots are tearin’ up the hand-painted wallpaper. My black ass can’t catch a break.”